Chris's Lullaby
Rockabye kid
Go to sleep
Hurry up cause your a creep
I would much rather not be with you
Get to sleep before I hit you with a shoe
Joey's Lullaby
Hush little baby
Don't say a word
Joey's gonna buy you a mockingbird
And if that mockingbird don't sing
I'll eat it up and steal you a ring
And if that ring is ugly and crap
I'll buy you some yummy ginger snaps
Lance's Lullaby
Sleep tight little baby
All comfy in bed
To make you sleep, I'll stroke your soft head
Your hair is so silky, what shampoo do you use?
It reminds me of Danielle, MAN! I got the blues
Justin's Lullaby
Rockabye baby
Yur da bomb
Mah soothing, cute voice will make you calm
When you go to sleep, I'll stop singin this song
Cause it's really gay, so PEACE, I'm gone
Just for being so good, here's a treat:
Justin Timberlake, Nick Carter, and Britney Spears are sitting together in a train traveling through the MidWest when the train enters a tunnel and the car goes completely dark. There's a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train comes out of the tunnel, Britney and Justin are sitting as if nothing had happened, and Nick is holding his slapped face.
Nick is thinking, "Justin must have kissed Britney and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead."
Britney is thinking, "Nick must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed Justin, and got slapped for it."
And Justin is thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise and hit that fucking Nick Carter again."
