got this through email, not meant to be offensive!
He called everybody "brother"
He liked Gospel
He couldn't get a fair trial
He went into his father's business
He lived at home until he was 33
His mother thought he was God
He talked with his hands
He had wine with every meal
He worked in the building trades
He never cut his hair
He walked around barefoot
He started a new religion
He never got married
He was always telling stories
He loved green pastures
(and now the most compelling evidence:)
He had to feed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
Britney Spears (bs), Billie Piper (bp) and The Back Street Boys (bsb) were walking along a beack when they came across a bottle. BAM! Christina Aguilera popped out and says "I'm a genie in a bottle baby, you have set me free, now you have three wishes. 1 wish a piece baby." BS thought hard, she finally said "I want to be a worldwide sex symbol! BAM! Shes on the cover of rolling stone, playboy, Pamela Anderson movies and Baywatch. BP who was stunned said "I want a city named after me! I want big thick walls so no one can come in or get out, I want to be the president and leader and everyone to worship me!" BAM! She has exactly what she wished for. BSB's who were a little curious about the city asked "so tell us more about this wall?". Christina explained, "Well, its 300 feet tall, 1 mile vertical and horizontal." "Well",said BSB's, "How thick is the wall?". "Its 50 feet thick", said Christina. BSB's had a devilish grin, "well, fill it ALL up with water! Ordered BSB's.
12. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
11. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
10. I pay your salary!
9. Are >you Andy or Barney?
8. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, Just so one of usdoes!
7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are noother cars around. Thats how far ahead of me they are!
6. I thought you had to be in a pretty good physical condition to be a police officer?
5. Gee, Officer thatz terrific, the last officer only gave me a warning too!
4. Hey you must have been doin at least 125 mph to keep up with me. Great Job!
3. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
2. When the officer sayz "Gee son, your eyes look red have you
been drinkin?" Don't say "Gee officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
1. I can't reach my liscence, >unless you hold my beer!
