Horrorscopes
for *NSync, Christina and Britney on this day:
jan.20-feb.18 ok, there's a reason for this. The aquarius is the color of babyblue, and Justin is an aquarius. Justin's favorite color is babyblue. Justin's outlook for the day: It's gonna suck. Justin's numbers (oh no! It's not 1 1/2!): 1, 2, 7. Justin's birthstone is: Blue Sapphire
Joey's also an aquarius, but the color isn't the same as Joey's fav. Joey's fav is purple and red. Joey's horrorscope: He wont get the girl-for once. Joey's numbers (uh oh, it aint 69!): 1, 2, 7 (no mattter how many times you add, Joey, it will not equal 69) Joey's birthstone is: Blue Sapphire
apr.20-may.20
what a coincidence that Lance's color is pink, because that's his fav color. Lance's forecast: He's gonna hurt his ankle again, but this time it's because of the DAMN ROCK IN THE MEADOW! WHERE'S CHRIS THE JANITOR WHEN YOU NEED HIM? Lance's fav colors: 2, 4, 6 ("yeah!! 2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate? Cindy Lauper!") Lance's birthstone is: Turquoise, sapphire
july.23-aug.22
JC has said before that orange was a cool color. Well, here he has proved it. As for his atro, which he's obsessed with- "my atrological sign is a leo" his necklace is a leo thing, etc. Hasnt he asked a girl what her sign was too? Anywhoo, you're in luck, JC has a double astro since his b-day is next month... 1) Happy B-day JC, you're gonna get ZERO crack this year since you're not with Lou. (He got Jerome in the deal, so Jerome cant sell it to you either) You're b-day is gonna suck. 2) You will plot the sequal song to Space Cowboy-"Airborn Ranger", and oddly enough, it's the same tune! JC's numbers are: 1, 7, 9 JC's birthstone is: Sardonyx, Amber
sept.23-oct.22
Chris is a libra. So am I (Pug) What can we say for Chris? Oh, here's one: You need help. Who gives a shit what your major in college was, since you didnt graduate. You have to see a psychologist yourself. Hurry! Before the next time you grow! Chris's numbers: 4, 6, 9 (bet Joey's jealous because Chris has 6 and 9 in his thing) Chris' birthstone is: Diamond.
< nov.22-dec.21
Brit and Christina both have b-days at this time of year. Lucky them, they get double the presents. Brit's day looks like: her boobs are going to fall out. Britney's numbers are: 3, 5, 7 Britney's birthstone is: Amethyst, Turquoise Christina's in some luck: she's gonna gain some weight. Bimbo Stick. Christina's numbers are: 3, 5, 7 (why does she copy Britney so much?) Christina's birthstone is: Amethyst, Turquoise (she's copying her again!)
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