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Album Review 2


BrassnPugs Monkey House

*NSYNC'S REVIEW ON

Ok....the guys are just perverted on this album. And they play the songs on RADIO DISNEY for crying out loud. The squeaky clean image of the boys left about the time the MMC cancelled. So, that's what we're out to prove to you here.

What is that in the cover? A battlefireld? What the fuck? Are they dumb or something? A battlefield that is barely visible..real talented, guys.

On to the songs...


Tearin Up My Heart

*I am down, on my knees, I can't take it anymore

*Let it go

*Baby it feels like we're running out of time

*And no matter what I do, I feel the pain

*If you want me girl, let me know

There's a meaning to tihs...figure it out

I Just Wanna Be With You

*girl that's all I want to do

*MORE LYRICS LATER*

Here We Go

*NSync has got the flow

*If you wanna party with us just feel free and feel the rhythm

*Everybody's feeling fine

*Nsync is here to make you people scream

*there's a party going on tonight

*Just get up, feel the flow

*We got the skills to keep this party pumpin, baby

*until the break of dawn

*Tonight is the night, everything's gonna be alright *Nsync...full force....sex... (twice, silently at end, by LANCE)

For The Girl Who Has Everything

First, DAMMIT! We wern't in the vid!!!

*You know how fine you are

*I just love the way you play it

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

*and in all my dreams I make your wish come true

*I Bring you love

*If you just let me try-my baby listen

*I'll help you find what you been missing

God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You

*Never thought that love could feel like this

*you're love is like a river, peaceful and deep

You Got It...Lance needs It

It's all Lance's fault. I mean, they put Lance's name in the title, so it must be.

*You got it, I want It

*You got it, I need it

*i'll do whatever it takes

*girl give it to me

*BREAKS INTO JORDAN KNIGHT'S "GIVE IT TO YOU"*

*I know you'll like the crazy things we'll do

*without worries there's no pain

*Girl just give me all you've got

*and no, we DONT think they're talking robbery there.

*You are in my dreams at night

I Need Love...Lance Needs Love

AGAIN! What's with Lance's name in the title of their songs? What's next "Lance and his Mississippi Land"?

*Lance needs love, Nick (Carter) needs love, they both really need love...with each other...

*how can I stop this burning desire? try some alka seilzer (sp?) plus. It's probably just heartburn

*I will give you all the love you need

*If only you give your love to me

*I need Love

*You need Love

*we All really need love

I Want You Back

As Joey says "it's pretty self explanitory"

*you're all I ever Wanted

*You're all I ever needed

*So tell me What to do now

Everything I Own

Since it's a remake...let it slide

I Drive Myself Crazy

*WANTING YOU THE WAY THAT I DO!!!!!!!! *thinking of you *Where was my head, where was my heart...where was my...oh yeah, mom's around. Hi mom!

Crazy For You

*pelvic thrusts*

*it's not easy to be alone

* I wanna, I wanna rock with you

*I'm gonna, I'm gonna make it true

*A single touch will blow my mind

Sailing

Letting it slide...

Giddy Up

In Lances case ONLY it's not about horses.

*Tried to (phisically) get a hold of you last night

*GIRL WERE YOU ALONE!!!!!!!!

ahhhh, Lance's line.

*letting little things come between us

*All we do is fuss (change to fuck)

*When all I wanna do is show you love

*Giddy Up......repeat many times until you need to check into rehab

Ride It......repeat many times until you need to check into rehab


FOR THEIR EUROPEAN ALBUM

Best Of My Life

*Girl don't say that it's over

*Cause you are a part of me

*Girl, just hold on please

*And tell me please that you're still feeling for me

*Yes I will give you all that you need

*Anything that you want

*I will give it to you

*come back my way

*In my dreams I still hold you

*In my dreams you are still with me

More Than A Feeling

Before letting it slide, because it was a remake, doesn't the title explain it all?

Together Again

*I really hope that you'll come here

Forever Young

Um... isn't Chris past that stage?

*let us live eternally

*We can reach our destiny

*We are here till our work is done

*A million hours until the (our) game is done

Riddle

*to this woman's mystery

*I need to see her more than I dream her

*More than 2 secret eyes

*yes I can win

*Too far from being touched


*NSync's Review on

Besides Justins pant being too tight, Joey's ass sticking out, THE DAMN CLOWN IS JUST PLAIN SCARY! JC, leave your real face for the night.

Ever stop to read the thank yous and forget to start again? Well....if you read these thank you's, you'd see that there is a lot of "stuff" in their that just needed underlining. (litterally. Pug did that)


Let's start with...

Justin

*they call me butta... -guys do? (the MCH crew)

*Renee (Mississippi Woman) earnest for holding (me down) the fort down and keeping me together day after day.- Brit, looks like Justin's cheating on you. Since every time a girl is mentioned in Justin's life, he's paired up with her. Stupid media. Go fuck yourself, that'll give you something better to do.

*Janet (miss Jackson cuz I'm nasty)- is he referring to her song, or him?

*I'm not Poochie-yes you are..so he hates to be called Poochie. Bet Sonia (who calls him that) stopped afterwards. only Britney can call him Poochie-when she doesnt call him Justy and dress him up in a pink frilly dress for tea with her dollies

*Johnny (bling bling) Wright- Makes you wonder bout the Bling Bling. We know that Johnny is just asmoney greedy as Loud

*Sexual Chocolate- his bodyguards- and making sure I do not break anything. -yeah, you're like, 3 years old. Man, they havn't held ya back, you broke other things, like Britney's...um, yeah.

*...those last minute one day flights (Ya'll know what I am talking about) -OOOOOHHHHH, the Britney things!! We ALL know it by now. Secret isn't safe in BrassnPug's The Monkey House

Chris
The only one who doesnt leave his marking (name) at the end. BAD CHRIS! BAD CHRIS! SIT! STAY!

*"D" you have added something very special to my life, thank you for all you're understanding.- If you havnt guessed yet, BRAINIAC, "D" is Danielle Raabe.

*The L.A posse, "pretty sneaky" huh, "sis"?- ok, don't Danielle, Chris, and Angello all live in L.A? pretty sneaky could mean keeping their relationship quiet, and sis could be code for Danielle. Well...Justin's for Britney is "mom"...so...

*Bruce "The Excuse" Raabe- so Chris can mention her brothers (So I assume. Could be someone else related to her) name, but NOT DANIELLE'S?!?! Where has this *NSync-filled world gone to?

*Lil "D"- ya'll, that means Danielle Fishel. And if you think that we're lying, well, Chris says "official spokes model for FuManSkeeto" and dont ya know that Danielle Fishel is?

* Darren, I will be the first to buy your instruction dance video- *WAIT, STOP THE QUOTE. CHRIS, YOU SAYING THAT YOU CAN'T DANCE?! WE ALL KNEW THAT, BUT DID YOU? OK CONTINUE.*- and the first to teach you the choreography (i.e "I Just Wanna Be With You")-so, basically, what you're saying, Chris, is that the infamous DARREN HENSON-choreographer of Britney, *NSync, and Jordan Knight among others- CANT DANCE?! OR HE MESSED UP IN THAT SONG? well, I got news for you buddy. YOU CANT DANCE EITHER. SO QUIT YOUR BELLYACHING. DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 50! And HA HA! I bought Darren's video...(but not for myself)...it finally came out a couple of years after this.

Joey

*Kelly Belly- his girlfriend.

*ok, the WHOLE SECOND paragraph, which isn't gonna be repeated, is all thanx to FREAKIN PAST TV SHOWS! Who cares about the Muppet babies, Lampchops, or Howdy Doody?! He did THAT, instead of thanking (which would of takin a whole damn page) Brass n me for everything THAT WE HAVE DONE TO HIM. *eye FINALLY explodes like guy on Daria*

Lance (whoo hoo!)

*too long to list, but the first thing he does after some who knows what bout God, is thanking his family. ok, Lance, most NORMAL people thank their IMMIDIATE family, and MAYBE their grandparents. but YOU, on the other hand, you decide to list your aunts, uncles, cousins...EVERYONE, but the late Toby. (shame on you!) Course, that's a Mississippi thing to do, so that's gonna slide. (Just this once)

*lets count how many times "Mississippi" is mentioned...oh, one. Thought there would be a few in each paragraph cuz he's from Mississippi.

JC

*Who knows, maybe I need therapy or something?- Yes, JC, yes. you do. Thank you for coming to that realization.

*Hugs and kisses, Shoty

Maybe he thought if he put this thank you with the bodyguards, he would make us think it's about one of them (oh yeah, his mad love for Wes) or he's secretly gay (doubt it) so it leaves us one conclusion. Unless anyone knows who Shoty is and can prove us wrong, Shoty is now unnofficially (no, not Justin, he's Shot) Bobbie.

*Dirty D-gimme my calander.- and what calander might thata be? of Baywatch? of Playboy? Of Lance and Joey?

*Songs soon*