Which celebs have left their thoughts here:
FRED
I REALLY LIKE THEM *NSYNC BOYS, AND BRASSNPUG. ESPECAILLY BRASS- SHE'S TOO COOL AND PRETTY CUTE TOO! WHEN CAN I TAKE THIS STUPID RED HAT OFF?* leave that hat on baby!* SINCE WHEN DID I DO IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE? *CHECKS POCKET* OH FUCK! WHERE THE HELL DID MY 3 DOLLAR BILL GO? I'M ALL REARRANGED NOW! OK, FRED, CALM DOWN, I GOTTA HAVE FAITH IN MY 3 DOLLAR BILL. YO, I BE N2GETHER NOW WITH MY MAN...WHAT WAS HIS NAME? HE WAS FROM WU-STUPID. THE RAPPER. OH YEAH, METHOD MAN. HE BE MY DAWG.
JUSTIN
AH GOTS DA GIRLS, THE CHEDDAR (MONEY) AND MY BENZ...OH YEAH, MY *NEW* BMW. ALL AH NEED TA DO IZ GIT DAT BRITNEY-HO TO STOP DIALING MY DIGITS. AH BE S...U...R...P...R...I...S...E...D. SHE CAN DIAL NUMBA'S.
CHRIS
HEHEHE. THAT WAS MY FINEST JOKE EVER. IT'S EVEN MORE FUNNIER THAN THE GROUP AND FURRYMANSKEETO. THAT JOEY DUDE ACTUALLY THINKS HE'S COOL. HEHEHEHEHE, THAT IS SO FUNNY.
LANCE
AFTER THE "SAVE TOBY FOUNDATION", -SNIFF SNIFF- I GOT JUST ENOUGH MONEY TO MAKE MYSELF A PRETTY PINK APRON. SPEAKING OF FOUNDATION, IS MY MAKE UP SMEARING?
JC
I'M TIRED OF SUCKING UP TO LOU, BMG, RCA, WEG, TRANSCON, AND SUCKING JUSTIN. FIND ME MY MOUSE EARS. I'M BACK ON THE SHOW. OH, IT CANCELLED A FEW YEARS AGO? OH WELL. *DANCES AROUND STUPIDLY* NO, WAIT, I KNOW! I WILL TAKE *NSYNC TO JIVE TO BOTHER THEM BACKSTREET BOYS. IT WILL START A LAW SUIT WITH LOU- I KNOW IT WILL MAKE HIM MAD- BUT I KNOW WE WOULD WIN BECAUSE I HAVE THE LOOKS AND THE VOICE. I WOULD HAVE MORE MONEY FOR JEROME AND BUY SOME CRA---COUGH COUGH, I MEAN CAFFEINE. I WASNT GONNA SAY CRACK, PROMISE! YEAH, UH...*GETS MOUSE EARS AND DANCES AROUND AGAIN*
LOU
*IN HOT TUB WITH SISQO'S THONG SONG GIRLS, LISTENING TO ODB'S SONG, AND TALKING ON CELL* WHAT DO YOU MEAN *NSYNC IS LEAVING TO JIVE WITH THEM BACK STREET BOYS? THEY CANT DO THIS TO ME! THEY CALL ME "BIG POPPA". BESIDES, I NEED TO MAKE THE MONEY FOR THEIR NEXT BUTTLOAD OF ANNOYING ALBUMS....WHAT? THIS WAS ALL JC'S DOING? HE WAS THE ONE WHO GOT ALL MY CRACK, SUCKED UP TO ME AT TRANSCON PARTIES...WELL, SUCKED IN GENERAL IN THE BACK ROOM. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MY IMAGE!!!!!! HEY, I KNOW! I'LL PUT A LAWSUIT AGAINST THEM AND MAKE SOME BS ABOUT THEIR NAME AS WELL. 150 MILLION DOLLARS! IT WILL SELL OUT JENNIFER LOPEZ' ASS INSURANCE.
JOEY
WHY DO THE GUYS THINK I ONLY TALK ABOUT FOOD? OH...I SMELL BROWNIES...HOLD ON A MINUTE GURLIE, I'LL BE BACK.
DR KRAVITZ (BOBBIE THOMAS IN IDMC)
UGHHH!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! I DONT WANT TO PLAY DR IN AN INSANE ASYLUM. I CANT HANDLE JOEY AND HIS SUPERMAN OBSESSION. COME ON JC, LETS GO.
BRITNEY SPEARS
I TOTALLY WISH I COULD, LIKE, GO BACK TO BEING HILDA SMITH, U KNOW. I DONT WANT TO SCREW UP NO MORE. WHY IS JUSTY IGNORING ME? WHAT DID I DO? I JUST DIALLED UP HIS CELL A FEW *COUNTS FINGERS* HUNDRED TIMES. MY MOMMY HELPED ME WITH THE DIALING.
JENNIFER LOPEZ
DAMN CLOTHES WONT FIT OVER MY ASS. BUT, I WANT TO COMPARE TO MARIAH AND PISS HER OFF, (AND GAIN MY POPULARITY) LOOK GOOD FOR SHAWN "PUFFY" *AND* KEEP UP WITH MY 6 MIL $ INSURANCE ON THIS ASS O' MINE. I GOTTA KEEP DOING IT. OH, LOOK AT MY ASS IN THE PICTURE ABOVE. THAT'S PICTURE PERFECT FOR MY INSURANCE.
RICH CRONIN
I WISH I WAS A SUMEMR GIRL, I'D BE A PRETTY ONE. MAYBE I COULD BE A GIRL ON TV.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
DAMN LYPO! I HAD TO GET *IN* THE BOTTLE, BUT IT ALL WENT UP INTO MY BOOBS. NOW I CANT GET OUT.
