1) A MOMENT OF DORKNESS: Carson Daly was even more dorky than he is now and he agrees: "Who the hell am I? I'm such a dork!" "I am dork. Hear me roar!" or nerd, a new word from his mouth, "I was starting to feel the nerd vibe."
(his convo with his mom during 12 angry viewers:
Carson: "Wait, wait, wait, wait, Mom"
Pattie: "oh, Carson!"
Carson: "I'm sorry, ladies"
Pattie: "This is Carson! This is Carson!"
Carson: "listen, listen, listen, Major League 3 is playing right across the street, can I borrow $10?"
Pattie: >"Sure!" "Can I borrow $10?"
I always known that he was a little fucked up: "Say hi to my new girlfriend, Mark Hoppus from Blink 182, everybody."
"It took me just over 2 hours to learn that."(referring to Britney Spears'"Crazy" dance routine)
"Oh no! You got the Backstreet Boys out there in the shed!" (what are you doing to them?!)
"You are so beautiful."(talking to Justin on MTV's Snowed In 2000)
"Did you stuff your g-string, man?"(asking of No Doubt's drummer, Adrian, in response to the band's "Ex-girlfriend" video)
"Oh well, I'll always love you!" (after kissing the camera on Valentine's Day)
"I used to wake up in the morning and say,'Carson, you look like crap.' After hearing that song, I wake up and say, 'Carson, you're so pretty.'" (In response to TLC's "Unpretty")
"Do not argue with me! JC is the hottest!" (then went on the list who's 2nd hottest...)
I have to go pee pee."
"Justin from 'N SYNC is not as cute as JC in this video." (talking about "Music of My Heart")
"I love the part where Britney leans over in the chair. It's all about the cleavage!" (referring to Britney Spear's video, "Crazy")
"After watching TLC's 'Unpretty', I've decided not to get a boob job after all."
(Comes close to the camera and whispers) Don't tell anyone, but I love Christina more than Britney."
"I do mention Christina Aguilera other than to say her name. Christina Aguilera, Christina Aguilera."
"Hey, look!" (Goes up to the monitor after Christina Aguilera's video)"I'm picking her nose!!"
"So what your boobs are bigger, doesn't make you nicer...just because your boobs are bigger doesn't make you cool."
"I am a nerd and I'm proud!"
"I'm Carson Daly and I'm a genie in a bottle."
"His ass is like a blender!" (about Ricky Martin)
"Man that guy has a great body...not that I'm into guys or anything..." (about Brad Pitt in Fight Club)
"I wish I were a Backstreet Boy" (so do I)
"My balls are throbbing!" (To Jackie Chan on TRL)
"Oooh! He's so cu-ute!" (talking about Justin Timberlake in the "Music of my Heart" video)
"I feel pretty!"
"You are my fi-ire."(singing BSB coming back from their video)
"Yeah, and he's gotta peach in there!!" (Talking about the scene in the Blink 182 video where Mark is dancing in his underwear)
"I would love to see Ice Cube sitting in his car singing, "..it's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you'..Now that would be a vision." (responding to Cube saying that he hears "boy bands" on the radio & sings along)
"Enrique Iglesias is the hottest man ever on the face of the earth."
"Really? I thought Rich {of LFO} was the hottest."
"I got a pair of black leather pants just like that....and a tank too...but mine says 'boy'."
"Every time I hear that voice my heart goes pitter patter." (Talking about Howie D's voice from the BSB video)
"There's nothing sexier than male ballerinas." (in reference to Mandy Moore's "I Wanna Be With You.")
"That's how I like to wear my bikini-neon!" (after the "Thong Song" video)
"Yeah, you're sassy and sexy....its the laugh."(talking about Raymond the new VJ)
3) Thalia who? Who is Ray Munns?
4) Where's Hanson? In the Middle Of Nowhere
5) Who's Britney Spears?
6) Mandy Moore was being babysat.
7) *NSync's home video wasn't even out yet. (oh no! looks like the vcr only played Tearin Up My Heart)
8) Justin was 17 with short, bleached hair. (ah, those were the days)
9) Chris was young with a wig full of dreads.
10) The Now Cd's didnt start coming out in America until winter 1998
11) I Know What You Did Last Summer was the latest movie
12) Christina Aguilera's album wasnt even recorded yet
13) *NSync is gonna have a lawsuit?
14) We had no Eminem to push us around, or any popstars to make fun of for that matter.
15) The guys of BSB have married? and AJ is next?
16) Aretha Franklin's "Respect" was new
17) This was pre-breakdown time for Mariah.
18) No Spice Girls were pregnant or married.
19) Ricky Martin? Livin La Vida What?
20) Boyz 2 Men were around then.
21) Neither the Millionaire show or Survivor were on.
22) Dawson's Creek wasnt complicated.
23) I don't know any British man in a black t-shirt who disses people...
