1. Do you only like bands for their looks instead of their music?
2. Do you think rock music takes no talent to perform and is just screaming and smashing guitars?
3. Do you think Nirvana and similar groups are just noise with depressing lyrics?
4. Do you believe the stereotype that all rock bands praise Satan? Believe the stereotrype that all loud bands are Satanic?
5. Do you think all teens who dress punk, goth, etc. are bad people? Think they're all planning a high school shooting? Believe the stereotypes about them?
6. Do you think boybands' lyrics are better than rock bands' lyrics?
7. Do you hate bands that don't use image to sell?
8. Do you think ''Smells Like Teen Spirit'' is Nirvana's only song?
9. Do you think the bands we like are all just nothing but talentless noise?
10. Do you hate music that's not from your generation simply because it's not from your generation? Think artists like Bob Dylan and the Beatles suck because they're ''old''? Hate them because your parents like them?
11. Do you disagree that System Of A Down have more talent in the tips of their fingers than any boyband has in all their bodies combined?
12. Do you disagree that Silverchair's talent beats the shit out of the ''talent'' of any teenie group?
13. Do you think boybands, Britney Spears, and other teenie groups have more talent than the bands we like?
14. Do you disagree that Jonathon Davis from Korn has more talent in a flake of dandruff that fell off his head than any teenie artist has in their entire body?
15. Do you think Woodstock '99 was nothing but three days of fire, riots, corporate greed, etc., completely ignoring all the good things that came out of it?
16. Do you disagre that Kurt Cobain had more talent in a hair on his big toe than any teenie artist has in their entire body?
17. Do you think people who don't think Kurt Cobain killed himself are insane?
18. Do you disagree that Mxpx can kick the asses of teenie artists?
19. Do you think we're evil?
20. Do you think the mole is lying when he says he has an above-average IQ?
21. Do you think that Outsider is a mentally confused person?
22. Do you read teenybopper magazines for any reason other to make fun of how stupid they are, or to know your enemy?
23. Do you think Britney Spears is better than Tori Amos and Fiona Apple?
24. Do you think everybody who listens to Marilyn Manson worships Satan?
25. Do you disagree that the Red Hot Chili Peppers have more talent in the tips of the hairs on their heads than any teenie band has in their entire body?
26. Do you think there's no such thing as a Christian punk?
27. Do you hate people who aren't teenyboppers?
28. Do you think the word teenybopper is a stereotype?
29. Do you everyone who doesn't like rap is racist?
30. Do you hate us?
If you answered yes to any of these, then you are such a fucking moron...
