Teenyboppers Are Poseurs
Teenyboppers often pose as cool people. These stupid poseurs put on black lipstick, dress like punks/skaters/goths, pretend that they love Korn, and generally pretend that they're cool. They pretend to like good music. They listen to Nirvana's ''Smells Like Teen Spirit'', thinking it's their only song, and they think it makes them ''alternative'' and cool. Their simple minds can't see the talent, emotion, and hard work in Nirvana's music. They just think it's noise they can pretend to like to be cool. And they don't even know that "Bleach" is Nirvana's first album, not the ultra-commercial "Nevermind"! And it's funny watching their pathetic attempt at being Korn fans. It's fucking hilarious! Here's an example:
The mole's brother is a musician, and there were some teenies following him everywhere a few years ago. The teenies were down in his room, where all the music stuff is, and one of them pointed to a picture of Korn, and said that Head was ''hot''. The mole's brother replied ''I like him too, but for different reasons''. It was funny. And the teenies saw a Beatles record, and said they sucked. Why do they think they suck, you ask? Because they're ''old''. Because their parents like them. How fucking retarded is that? They hate music that isn't from their generation. Those goddamn morons. And they think acoustic guitars are gay because they saw some guy on his porch playing a country tune or something with one. And they actually said to the mole's brother ''I like your electric better, it makes more noise.'' OH... MY... GOD...!!!!! HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU GET?!?!?!?! Teenies are poseurs, end of story.
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