Dumb Factoids

Duh.....

• Never hump a dead animal
• Don't play a game of darts at a blind person's convention.
• Try not to sneeze with a mouthful of Doritos.
• Pooping in a public restroom can be hazardous to your health..or someone else's.
• Skinnydipping in a pool of thumbtacks may be painful
• There is only one use for Chapstick.
• Never be alone is the same room with Tom Green.
• Bladder control pads are NOT sexy!
• Avoid doing anything illegal while being dressed up as the opposite gender.
• ATTENTION: Elvis Really IS dead!
• Never ask a fat woman when her baby is due.
• Gold is a cool color, but not for teeth.
• Never hump a half-dead animal.
• The line.. "but I really thought He was a Girl!" rarely sounds believable
• The person who invented "the running of the bulls" was not a very happy man.
• A gynecologists job isnt always fun.