THE ORIGINAL SERIES

• What am I a doctor or a moon-shuttle conductor? - McCoy
• Live long and prosper - Spock
• He's dead, Jim - McCoy
• I'm a Doctor, not a bricklayer. - McCoy
• I'm a doctor, not an escalator. - McCoy
• Fascinating - Spock
• By God, Jim. I'm beginning to think I could cure a rainy day - McCoy
• Being a red-blooded human obviously has its disadvantages. - Spock
• Risk! Risk is our business! That's what this starship is all about! - Kirk
• One does not thank logic, Amanda. - Sarek
• Logic, logic, logic! I'm sick to death of logic! Do you want to know how I feel about your logic?! -Amanda
• Emotional, isn't she? - Spock
• She has always been that way. - Sarek
• Indeed. Why did you marry her? - Spock
• At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do. - Sarek
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. - Scotty
• Now this is a drink for a man. - Scotty
• Scotch? - Checkov
• Aye. - Scotty
• It vas inwented by a little old lady in Lenningrad. - Checkov
• Laddy, don't you think you should rephrase that? - Scotty
• We come in peace. - Kirk
• Behind every great man, there is a woman urging him on. - Harry Mudd
• I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question. - Spock
• Now you're starting to sound like Spock. - Kirk
• If you're gonna get nasty, I'm gonna leave. - McCoy
• I made an error in my computations. - Spock
• Oh? This could be an historic occasion. - McCoy
• I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is the Enterprise. - Kirk
• After a time, you may find that 'having' is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as 'wanting.' It is not logical, but it is often true. - Spock

THE NEXT GENERATION

• Make it so! - Picard
• Curious... - Data
• Engage! - Picard
• Let's make sure that history never forgets the name... Enterprise. - Picard
• If you prick me, do I not... leak? - Data
• Baby needs a new pair of shoes - Data

DEEP SPACE NINE

• Ohh I love a woman in uniform! - Quark
• I'm a doctor, not an historian. - Bashir
• I hate prototypes. - O'Brien
• I'm sorry if I made you feel ... unwelcome. It's just my way. - Odo
• Tell me, do they still sing songs of the great Tribble hunt?. - Odo

VOYAGER

• Our space is vast. - 7 of 9
• Mr. Vulcan, nice to meet you! - Neelix
• At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something - Janeway

ENTERPRISE

• They have two settings: stun and kill... It'd be best not to confuse them. - Reed
• I don't think I'm quite ready to have my molecules compressed into a data stream. - Reed
• Keep your shirt on lieutenant - Trip
• Let's go. - Archer
• You can't be afraid of the wind ensign - Archer
• One of the first things a diplomat learns, is not to stick his fingers where they don't belong - T'pol
• Going where no dog has gone before - Trip
• Maybe I'll see you -- out there. - Trip
• Vulcans don't imagine things. - T'pol
• How do you feel? - Phlox
• Like a shuttlepod landed on my head.- Archer
• What do you do then? Program a holographic doctor? - Trip
• You know that you and cheddar don't get along. - Archer
(talking to Porthos)
• Woof - Porthos
• Try to stay out of trouble, pink-skin. - Shran

THE MOVIES

The Motion Picture

• They gave her back to me, Scotty. - Kirk
• He wanted her back -- he got her! - Sulu
• Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered Admiral Nelson invoked a little known, seldom used, reserve activation clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me! - McCoy
• Damnit Bones, I need you. Badly. - Kirk
• Well, Bones. Do the new medical facilities meet with your approval? - Kirk
• They do not. It's like working in a damn computer center. - McCoy
• Spock, you haven't changed a bit. Just as warm and sociable as ever. - McCoy
• Wrong, Mr. Chekov. There are casualties. My wits! - McCoy

The Wrath of Khan

• Beware Romulans bearing gifts. - McCoy
• Humor. It is a difficult concept. - Saavik
• Jim, be careful. - Spock
• We will. - McCoy
• Go? Where are we going? - McCoy
• Where they went. - Kirk
• Suppose they went nowhere? - McCoy
• Then this'll be your big chance to get away from it all. - Kirk
• You lied. - Saavik
• I exaggerated. - Spock
• KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! - Kirk
• I shall avenge you. - Khan
• Remember - Spock
• I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Live long and prosper. - Spock
• He's really not dead... as long as we Remember him. - McCoy

The Search for Spock

• She's supposed to have trans-warp drive. - Sulu
• Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon. - Scotty
• Damnit Jim, what the hell's the matter with you? Other people have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral? - McCoy
• How can you be deaf with ears like that? - McCoy
• How many fingers am I holding up? - Kirk
• That's not very dam funny. - McCoy
• Your sense of humor's returned. - Kirk
• The hell it has. - McCoy
• You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, Doctor. - Kirk
• That green-blooded son-of-a-bitch. It's his revenge for all the arguments he lost. - McCoy
• Jim. Your name is Jim. - Spock

The Voyage Home

• It is difficult to answer, when one does not understand the question. - Sarek
• He's not exactly working on all thrusters. - McCoy
• I mean, I may have carried your soul but I sure couldn't fill your shoes. - McCoy
• Everybody remember where we parked! - Kirk
• It's a miracle these people ever got out of the 20th century. - McCoy
• What does it mean -- exact change? - Spock
• To hunt a species to extinction is not logical. - Spock
• I think he did a little too much LDS - Kirk
• Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor? - Spock
• You're not exactly catching us at our best - Kirk
• That much is certain - Spock
• Hello computer! - Scotty
• Don't tell me -- you're from outer space. - Gillian Taylor
• My god man! Drilling holes in heads is not the answer! - McCoy
• Admiral, there be whales here! - Scotty
• Out there... That away! - Kirk

The Final Frontier

• With that vulcan metabolism he could eat a bowl of termites and it wouldn't bother him. - McCoy
• It's a song, you green-blooded... Vulcan. You sing it. The words aren't important. What's important is that you have a good time singing it. - McCoy
• I'll say one thing, Spock. You never cease to amaze me. - McCoy
• Nor I myself. - Spock
• Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons. - Spock

The Undiscovered Country

• There is an old Vulcan proverb, 'Only Nixon could go to China. - Spock
• You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read it in the original Klingon. - Chancellor Gorkon
• Why that cunning little Vulcan. - McCoy
• Tickle us, do we not laugh? Prick us, do we not bleed? Wrong us, shall we not revenge? - Chang
• Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war! - Chang

Generations

• Risk is part of the game if you want to sit in that chair - Kirk
• Oh, shit!!! - Data
• It was... fun. - Kirk
• Speak for yourself sir, I plan to live forever. - Riker

First Contact

• You do remember how to fire phasers? - Riker
• Greetings. - Data
• And, you people, you're all astronauts . . . on some kind of star trek? - Zefram Cochrane
• I'm a doctor not a doorstop! - HoloDoc
• Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind - Data to the Borg Queen
• What a cold description... for such a beautiful gift. - Borg Queen
• Someone once said, Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgment. - Riker
• That's rhetorical nonsense! Who said that? - Zefram Cochrane
• You did! Ten years from now. - Riker

Insurrection

• Does anyone remember when we were explorers? - Picard
• I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. - Riker
• I believe you. - Troi
• Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data? - Riker
• You Klingons never do anything small, do you? - Riker
• I must warn you I've always been attracted to older women. - Picard
• Definitely feeling agressive tendencies, sir. - Worf

Nemesis

• You have the bridge... Mr. Troi. - Picard
• Why does the tall man have a furry face? - B4
• I was lonely - Shinzon
• My life is meaningless as long as you're still alive. - Shinzon
• If you EVER touch me again, I'll kill you. - Shinzon

Star Trek (2009)

• Buckle up! - Kirk
• I like this ship! It's exciting! - Scotty
• Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence. - McCoy
• Prepare to fire all weapons! - Capt. Pike
• James T Kirk was a great man... BUT THAT WAS ANOTHER LIFE! - Nero