--I dont know exactly where i stand with you, i dont know what i mean to you, or what i see in you, but i do know that all i dream about is you.
--I'm insane, whats your excuse?
--Bad girls go to hell
~Everyone has the power to make someone happy, some by entering the room, and some by leaving it
--When angry, count to 10. When really angry, swear!
--Things maybe not what they seem but its just because life is messed up
--You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
--Guys are like M&Ms, some have nuts and some don't
--I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
--Of all the things i lost, i miss my mind the most
--Don't play stupid with me, i'm better at it than you are
--I can only please one person a day; today isn't your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either, neither does the rest of the week
--Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill
--I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it
--There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train
--Friends are Gods way of apologizing to us for our families
--I try to think, but nothing happens
--An apple a day keeps the doctor a way, if the doctor's cute, forget the fruit
--Never frown. You never know when someone could be falling in love with your smile
--A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
--Remember, we're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you
--Smile. Its make people wonder what you've been up to
--Always happy, never sad, sometimes naughty, never bad
--Roses are red, violets are blue, babies come easy so watch what you do
--If you wanna be seen, stand up. If you wanna be heard speak up. If you wanna be appreciated, shut up!
--I don't forget, I just don't remember all the time
--I haven’t failed; I’ve found 10,000 ways that don’t work
--I smile cause I have no idea what's going on
--Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to keep the bodies
--Blondes have it made, brunettes don't have an excuse to act stupid
--If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
--To make things simple, let's automatically assume everything I say is right
--I talk to myself because I'm the only one I'll listen to
--Earth is full. Go home
--Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse
--You're just jealous because the little voices talk to me
--Blame someone else and get on with your life
--Always remember, you are unique, just like everyone else
--Learn from the mistakes of others, you can't live long enough to make them all yourself
--If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
--I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it
--God made man, then he had a good idea
--I wouldn't be broke if the voices in my head paid rent
--I have all the answers. Though i never said they were right
--Love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes be an illusion
--If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame
--Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
--You can't have the real highs in life, without the deep lows
--Good girls are just bad girls who never get caught
--Men are like slinkys, good for nothing, but you can't help but laugh when one falls down a flight of stairs
--Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
--Its better to keep one's mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubts
--Men are like public toilets, they're either taken or full of crap
--You say you live on the edge, well, i fell off awhile ago
This is not quotes, but I thought I would just put it here.
1)Aww fuck i lost my keys again!
2)Is it because of my size?
3)Do you have colored pencils?...Why?....What?
4)Did you know it pulsates?
5)Its this "holds up fingers" big!
....and I'm embarrising!?!?!
6)Yeah a......wait what..... i thought it was yeah b?
7)Parking lots....Such a thrill!
8)Wait you what?!? with him?!?
9)Yeah man.....I'ma girl......Yeah girl!
10)OOO!!! Do you have a banana flavored one?
11)It's his favorite fruit.
12)No with your hand.... well in that case....
13)In 10 yrs!
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