Cabbie Klowaski vs. Suicidal vs. "Luscious" Luke Pinnick
"Whole Lotta Love" begins playing, and Luke Pinnick steps out from the back, accompanied by his very energetic little brother Nathan. Luke raises his hands in the air as Nathan runs to the ring and takes his opportunity to shake his ass. Luke gets in the ring and shoos Nathan out. Next out is Suicidal, looking quite serious as he walks down to the ring. He and Luke eyeball each other and give a half nod as "Another One Rides The Bus" starts playing. The new Hall of Famer, Cabbie comes down to the ring, looking a little more drunk than usual. He stumbles and catches himself on a guardrail halfway down to the ring, then a fan helps him back to his feet and Cabbie somehow crawls into the ring. The ref makes sure Cabbie is all right, to which he replies with a half-assed nod. The bell rings and Luke and Suicidal waste no time in double teaming the drunken Cabbie. They shove Cabbie into the corner and both stomp him relentlessly into the turnbuckle. They drop Cabbie with a double vertical suplex and then deliver synchronized elbows! Suicidal makes the cover, 1, 2, Luke shoves Suicidal off of Cabbie! Suicidal gets up and they start arguing about who's going to get the pin. Suicidal shoves Luke, and Luke shoves him back. Not a good start for stablemates. Luke grabs Suicidal by the hair and delivers a stiff DDT! He throws Suicidal out of the ring and goes back to work on Cabbie. Another suplex by Luke and he makes the cover on Cabbie. 1, 2, KICKOUT! Cabbie isn't down yet. Luke picks Cabbie up and whips him to the ropes, then launches him high in the air with a back drop! Suicidal is up and on the top turnbuckle. Luke turns around to go back at Cabbie and Suicidal leaps off and hits him with a missile drop kick! Suicidal stands up, and Cabbie rolls him into a schoolboy! 1, 2, Suicidal kicks out! Suicidal and Luke team up again, this time to throw Cabbie out of the ring. Cabbie lays on the floor on the outside. What's this? HE'S SUCKING HIS THUMB!?!?!?! Cabbie is out cold. Gotta lay off the Wild Turkey before matches. Meanwhile, Luke and Suicidal are trading punches in the middle of the ring. Suicidal kicks Luke in the gut and lifts in a suplex, looking for a "Mindbinder"(suplex to an x-factor), but Luke blocks and lands on his knees, then nails Suicidal's poor genitals with a "Luscious Love Tap"(low blow)!!! Luke quickly capitalizes and turns Suicidal around, then hits the "Sex You Up"(curtain call)! He covers Suicidal, 1, 2, 3!!! The ref raises Luke's hand in victory as Nathan jumps up and down. Luke is walking back to the back as Suicidal gets to his knees. He looks back at Luke who just shrugs his shoulders.
WINNER: "Luscious" Luke Pinnick
"Progenies of the Great Apocalypse" by Dimmu Borgir fills the arena, immediately followed by jeers coming from the audience. Nightwolf steps out onto the stage with Luke’s brother Nathan by his side dressed in a cheerleader’s outfit. The red carpet gets rolled out and Nightwolf begins to walk down the ramp with people snapping pictures from all angles. He looks out into the crowd with a sneer as he taunts them, but Nathan is behind him high-fiving the fans with his palm-palms as he passes. Nightwolf notices and stares him down and Nathan bows his head then walks slowly to ringside. Nightwolf slides into the ring and, along with the audience, awaits his opponent. Spotlights go crazy around the arena and DMX announces the arrival of one Xavier “X” Channel. X steps slowly on to the stage as the crowd goes nuts for the hall of famer. X walks to the ring, playing to the crowd the whole way. He walks up the stairs and stands on the outside apron. He stares down Nightwolf, and then looks to Nathan. Nathan first smiles, but quickly changes his attitude when X shakes his head in warning. X steps through the ropes and throws his “X is comin’ for you!” shirt into the crowd. The ref calls for the bell and we’re underway. X laughs as he looks at Nightwolf, obviously underestimating the superstar. Nightwolf, on the other hand, looks more intense then we have ever seen him. The two circle around for a bit, then finally lock up in the middle of the ring. They push back and forth, but the more powerful Nightwolf throws X to the ground. X flips backward and sits up into the turnbuckle. He holds the back of his head and nods to show a little respect. Nightwolf continues his look of intensity, but waits for X to rise. X gets up and shakes it off. The two go to lock up again, but this time X sidesteps him and hits a drop toe hold. Nightwolf gets to his knees quickly but X pounces and locks a side headlock. He wrenches hard, but Nightwolf gets to his feet and hits a quick side suplex. Nightwolf doesn’t give X a chance to regain himself. He lifts X to his feet and hits him with a few rights then hits a quick snap suplex and rolls over for the cover. 1… 2… Kickout. Nightwolf lifts X, but X hits him a few times in the midsection and grabs his head, hitting a picture perfect jawbreaker. X looks pissed. He stomps Nightwolf as he makes his way back to his feet. X kicks him into the turnbuckle and raises him to his feet. He hits a few chops then whips him to the turnbuckle, but Nightwolf reverses and X heads to the turnbuckle. X jumps to the top rope quickly and leaps back at Nightwolf hitting a mean flying clothesline. The crowd erupts for the fantastic move. X quickly heads to the other turnbuckle and starts to climb when Nathan catches his eye. Nathan is waving at X about five feet away and the blows him a kiss. X turns his attention for just a little too long and gets caught with a mean shot from behind sending him into the guard rail and onto the concrete below. Nightwolf climbs out of the ring. Nathan’s going nuts with cheers, obviously proud of what his distraction has done. Nightwolf lifts X and drops him face first onto the guard rail. He doesn’t let up for a second. He lifts X up and rolls him back into the ring and makes the cover. 1… 2… Kickout. Nightwolf again lifts X and whips him to the ropes, catching him with a mean spinebuster on the return. The crowd “Oooo’s” in pain and Nathan yelps like a little girl. Nightwolf moves to the turnbuckle and climbs up He leaps off, going for "The Headline" (450 Splash), but all he catches are X’s knees! Nightwolf tries to catch his breath but X doesn’t give him a chance. He lifts his much larger opponent onto his feet. He kicks him in the midsection and plants him with a DDT. Cover… 1… 2… Kickout. X quickly grabs Nightwolf’s arm and locks in an armbar. He holds it for a bit as Nightwolf screams in pain. X releases it and lifts Nightwolf up. He hits a quick dropkick to the big man’s knee, making Nightwolf collapse to the ground. Nathan suddenly jumps onto the apron. The ref starts to argue with him, but X pushes him to the side and grabs Nathan by the uniform. He’s angrily screaming and about to hit Nathan when Nightwolf comes from behind and swings at X, HE MISSES!! He just knocked Nathan out onto the ground. Nightwolf is distracted only for an instant, but when he turns around he’s POPPED with a Street Kick (Super Kick). X calls for the end and the crowd loves it. He lifts Nightwolf and whips him to the turnbuckle and rushes at him going for the Bullet!! Nightwolf sidesteps… but X somehow lands on his feet. That was insane, how did he adjust so quickly. Nightwolf is taunting the crowd, assured that his opponent is down, but the second he turns to X, BAM!! Bullet!! X makes the cover… 1… 2… 3!!! X gets up, brushing his shoulder off onto Nightwolf. X is the number one contender to the Traditional Title. He’s about to exit the ring when Luscious Luke and Suicidal come barreling out the back. They slide into the ring and stare down Xavier who doesn’t seem as sure about this fight as the one he was just in. Nightwolf finally makes his way to his feet and starts to step toward X, but as he does Luscious NAILS him with "The 'Luscious' Love Tap" (Low Blow)!!! Nightwolf is shocked as he falls to the ground in pain. Suicidal is too surprised to even move. X just laughs and leaves the ring, as does Luke, as he helps Nathan to his feet and walks to the back. Looks like the Producers just lost a valuable piece of their stable.
WINNER: Xavier "X" Channel
"Slither" by Velvet Revolver is being played and the crowd realizes that they are actually there on the scene playing. Caladan walks out slowly clad in a white suit(no tie). He stops at the top of the ramp and looks around as the crowd goes nuts for the icon. In his left hand is a mahogany cane with a gold lions head at the top. He lifts up the cane to the crowd and takes it all in as they cheer for him. Its been a long time and he wants to enjoy the adulation. Enigma comes down to the ring with Doc Mangahaus at his side. He's holding a table at his side, and when his name is announce, Enigma hoists is above his head and stares menacingly at Caladan. Doc's carrying his trusty briefcase as well, and chuckles to himself as he pats the side of it. Both of these behemoths stare each other down, and Caladan holds up a hand, looking for a test of strength. Enigma obliges, and they strain against each other for a couple of minutes, but neither man can get the best of the other. They trade blows and reverse a few arm bars but Enigma gets free, slips under and clips Caladans legs. Enigma gets Caladan in a cobra clutch, but Caladan amazingly powers to his feet and flips the big man over his shoulders, then quickly drops in for a headlock of his own, putting all of his weight through his shoulder on Enigma's back. Caladan picks him up and irish whips him into the turnbuckle, then runs in for a shoulder tackle, but Enigma moves out of the way and helps Caladan's head hit the upper turnbuckle! Enigma starts firing away at Caladan with punches and chops, then works on his mid-section with shoulders as Doc sets up the table on the outside! The crowd is in a frenzy with anticipation to see what is going to happen! Enigma stomps Caladan a few more times, then lifts him up on the turnbuckle. Doc opens the briefcase, and dumps the contents onto the table. THUMBTACKS!!! Caladan fights back! Caladan and Enigma are trading punches high on the turnbuckle! THUMB TO THE EYE! Caladan is blinded and and ... HOLY SHIT! ENIGMA JUST NAILED CALADAN WITH A BALL SHOT, TOO! Caladan is hunched over and Enigma locks him up, looking to powerbomb him, but Caladan's feet are braced by the ropes. CALADAN BACKDROPS ENIGMA TO THE OUTSIDE AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!! WHAT STRENGTH BY CALADAN! The crowd chants "HOLY SHIT!" as Caladan tries to focus and recover from the assault he just took. Enigma is lying the rubble of the table, with thumbtacks jutting out of different spots on his body as Doc tries to bring him about. Caladan slowly gets off of the turnbuckle, then approaches Enigma, but Doc has the briefcase in hand and looks like he's gonna do whatever it takes to keep his Enigma from losing. Doc and Caladan struggle with the briefcase, but it doesn't take long for Caladan to overpower him and take it. Caladan is about to nail Doc with the briefcase, when he's stopped short by a big smile from the doctor. Cal turns around and the briefcase is smashed into his face by the big fist of Enigma! Enigma drops Caladan on the guardrail, and you can practically hear his chest pop. The crowd doesn't know who to root for, all they care about is the carnage at this point. Enigma hoists Caladan over the railing and into the crowd. The fans are patting their favorite wrestlers on the back as they beat the shit out of each other! Enigma tosses Caladan back over the railing and then sets him up on the announcer's table. Enigma hooks Caladan's arms and DRIVES HIM THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A TWO-HANDED SPINEBUSTER!!! The fans go apeshit as Enigma picks Caladan up and chucks him into the ring. Enigma makes the cover, 1, 2, CALADAN KICKS OUT! UNBELIEVABLE!!! Enigma goes to the table and picks up a chair. He's looking to end this thing now. He rolls back into the ring and stalks Caladan, waiting for him to get up. Caladan is up and Enigma swings, but Caladan ducks it and spikes Enigma into the mat with a DDT! Both men are down as the ref begins to count. 1, 2, 3, 4, Enigma sits up! 5, 6, Enigma is to his feet as Caladan finally stands himself. Enigma is about to attack Caladan again, when Cal turns around with the chair and nails Enigma in the head with it! Enigma is reeling and Caladan drops the chair. He takes the small window of opportunity he has and DRIVES ENIGMA INTO THE CHAIR WITH THE MIND NUMBER(inverted tombstone)!!! OH MY GOD! Caladan makes the cover! 1, 2, 3!!!
WINNER: Caladan
Mitch Zapp makes his way to the ring along with his father, Mike. The fans still don’t know how to feel about this youngster, but the feeling in the arena is that these two will produce a terrific match. As Mitch reaches the ring, he begins to remove his robe, showing off his Traditional Title. His Charlie Daniels music fades off and Limp Bizkit fills the arena. Eddie steps out onto the stage for his second match back in the RWF and is welcomed by the crowd. He gets into the ring and the two circle around while the ref calls for the bell, holding up the title. The two lock up. Eddie powers Zapp into the corner. The ref calls for a clean break and the two back slowly away. Eddie goes to lock up again, but Zapp steps around and wraps Eddie from behind. He takes him down to the ground and lock up his arm in a hammerlock. Eddie tries to escape, but Zapp just pulls harder, making the veteren scream in pain. Zapp lets up for only an instant and Eddie rolls out. The two are up quickly and locked up again. Zapp wraps up Eddie’s arm and locks in an arm wrench. Eddie looks to be in disbelief that Zapp is so quick. Eddie makes his way to the ropes and the ref calls for the clean break, but this time, Zapp kicks Eddie’s leg out from under him and Eddie falls to the ground holding his thigh. Zapp grabs Eddie’s legs and tries to quickly lock his legs up, but Eddie pushes him off into the turnbuckle. Zapp bounces back right into a beautiful German Suplex from Eddie putting him to the ground. Eddie looks pissed, shaking the pain from his leg. He lifts the youngster up and whips him to the corner, then follows after and hits a Stinger Splash. Zapp staggers out of the corner only to be hit with a very nice Superkick from Eddie. Eddie makes the cover. 1… 2… Kickout!! Eddie grabs Zapp off the floor, but Zapp hits a quick uppercut, trying to buy himself some time. Zapp grabs Eddie and hits a nice Neckbreaker. He lifts Eddie up and whips him to the ropes, hitting a nice powerslam on his return. There’s the pin… 1… 2… NO!! Eddie kicks out. Zapp stomps Eddie a few times and hits a "Zappelizer" (DDT). He motions to the fans that he’s going up!! He climbs to the top rope and looks to be going for his finisher, "I'm Not My Dad" (Shooting Star Press), but Eddie’s up!! He quickly runs up the turnbuckle Kurt Angle style and nails a belly to belly off the top ropes. Eddie’s into it now, he doesn’t even cover Zapp. He lifts him up and plants him with a "E-Special" (Evenflow DDT)!! Now Eddie’s looking to go up. He climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a Frog Splash, but Zapp quickly moves the ref into the way. Eddie collides with the ref and both men go down. That was horrible sportsmanship by Zapp. Mike Zapp is on the outside screaming for his son to get up. He’s looking around and spots the ringbell. He grabs it and starts to hand it to Zapp, who is back on his feet. Wait… who the hell is that… someone just came out of the audience! It’s Enigma!! He’s got a steel chair and it’s wrapped in barb-wire, what a sick bastard. He cracks Mike Zapp over the head and Mike falls to the ground. Mitch is screaming to the outside at Enigma, but Enigma hears none of it as he walks up the ramp. Zapp turns around and finds Eddie right in his face!! Eddie grabs him and nails him with a Double-A spinbuster!! The crowd liked that one. He shakes the ref and he starts to get up. Eddie gets up to the turnbuckle and leaps off with the Frog Splash, this time he connects!!! The ref counts, very slowly… 1…… 2…… 3!!!! It’s over, we have a new Traditional Champion. Enigma has left Mike Zapp a bloody mess on the outside and Eddie leaves the ring with Zapp out cold and his new title in his hand. Nice win for Eddie. Looks like it’s Eddie vs X next week!!!
WINNER AND NEW TRADITIONAL CHAMPION: Eddie
This match is ruled a no contest, when neither opponent shows up to wrestle. The fans are extremely pissed about this one.
NO CONTEST: Still RWF Intercontinental Champion, Gordon A. Powell III
World Title Match
Shosuru Kata vs. Memnock
“Rock You Like a Hurricane” starts to blare on the speakers and the RWF Champion steps out from behind the curtain and makes his way down to the ring. As Kata stands in the middle of the ring, focused on his belt, the lights go out and “The Beginning is the End is the Beginning” starts to play. A thin red light finds Memnock making his way down to the ring through the smoke. He enters the ring and the champion comes face to face with the evil one. Memnock looks down at Kata's outfit, and looks down at his own. He tugs at Kata's shirt to point out that they are wearing the same colors, but Kata slaps Memnock's hand away. Memnock stares at Kata and then merely knods his head. The ref holds up the title and signals for the match to begin. The bell rings and Kata quickly goes for the Kata Kick (that’s how he won the first match in 7 seconds), but Memnock ducks underneath and shoots Kata a smile. He gestures "no" with his finger. Kata returns the smile before they lock up in the middle of the ring and Memnock quickly gets Kata in a side headlock. Kata pushes Memnock off and tries to catch him with a clothesline as he bounces off the ropes, but Memnock ducks, both men go off of the ropes and on the rebound Memnock goes for a clothesline of his own but catches a drop kick in the mouth. Memnock quickly gets up to find his lip is already busted open. They go to lock up again, but Memnock gives him a thumb to the eye and begins a series of punches that send Kata back into the corner. Memnock Irish whips Kata into the opposite corner and charges behind him, Kata tries to spring board off the top rope, but Memnock catches Kata in mid-air and power slams him down hard. Memnock slides outside and pulls Kata's leg towards the pole and slams it against the steel hard. He does it again before rolling into the ring and back out to break the count. Memnock then applies a hanging figure four leg-lock off of the pole (ala Bret Hart). Kata screams in pain until the ref forces Memnock to break the hold. Memnock gets into the ring, picks Kata up and sets him onto the top turnbuckle. Memnock climbs to the second rope and tries a belly to belly, but is stopped by a series of head butts from Kata followed by shots to the ribs and finished off with a tornado DDT. After a few Moments, Memnock sits up, but Kata is up first, goes off the ropes and drop kicks a sitting Memnock in the face again. Kata sets up Memnock against the ropes and hits one of his finishers, "kiss the rain". He goes for the cover, but it is too early in the match and Memnock kicks out at a count of two. Kata stands him up and goes for and Harlem Hangover, but Memnock counters with an Alabama slam. Memnock uses this opportunity to put Kata in the "Angel of Deathlock) (sharpshooter). Kata is screaming in pain since Memnock is focusing the pressure on the leg he had worked on earlier in the match. Kata crawls closer to the ropes, but Memnock leans back hard and Kata almost taps before digging deep and pushing up. He pushes up enough to get one arm on Memnock's foot and without warning, he pulls Memnock foot out from under him and reverses the hold into a scorpion death lock (sharpshooter). Now Memnock is screaming in pain. He looks almost out of it when in a sudden burst of energy he crawls to the ropes and the ref breaks the hold. Kata starts a series of vicious kicks to the face before tossing Memnock to the outside. When Kata follows him out, Memnock greets him with a series of punches, but that onslaught is brought to a halt when Kata kicks Memnock in the gut and then sends him flying into the steel steps. Memnock is sitting against the steel steps with a far away look in his eyes. Kata takes a few steps back before charging at Memnock and nailing yet another drop kick, but this time, Memnock’s skull is crushed up against the steel steps. The crowd begins to chant, “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT….” A spot of blood is left on the steel steps as the top half of Memnock’s body falls over. The back of his head has been busted open. Kata grabs him and walks him over to the rarely mentioned (and used) Spanish announce table and tosses him onto it. Kata gets in the ring to break up the count, but heads to the top rope and every single wrestling fan gets to their feet. Kata raises his hands up before turning around and executing a perfect moonsault onto a motionless Memnock, which sends both men crashing through the table. The crowd is going absolutely insane. After the ref gets to about a 7 count, Kata struggles his way up and pulls Memnock to the ring by his hair. Kata rolls in the ring and makes the cover, 1, 2… kickout! Kata puts his hands on his own head as he thought Memnock was done. Both men lye in the ring drained. Kata gets to his feet before the ref could count both men out. He motions for Memnock to get to his feet, and as the dark one does, Kata goes for another Kata Kick, but Memnock ducks it again… on the return Memnock goes for a clothesline that Kata ducks and out of nowhere, -BAM- a Kata Kick that a staggering Memnock walks right into. Kata falls onto Memnock, 1, 2, KICKOUT. Kata looks down at Memnock, wondering what he has to do. He picks Memnock up and whips him against the ropes and catches him in a sleeper. Memnock quickly backs up hard into the corner forcing Kata to release the hold. Memnock turns around, kicks Kata in the stomach and follows up with a powerbomb against the top turnbuckle. Memnock staggers towards Kata to continue the attack but Kata shoots a kick right at Memnock’s jaw. Kata quickly finds his way to the top rope and attempts a head scissors take down, but Memnock counters out of nowhere with his finisher, “The Bell Tolls” (powerbomb into a reverse tombstone piledriver). The crowd cheers loudly at the high impact, desperation move as Memnock goes for the cover, 1, 2, 3!!!
WINNER AND NEW RWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Memnock
Memnock's music hits as Missy, Christine and Caladan
come
running out from the back. Caladan helps Missy pick Memnock up off the
floor. Missy is hugging Memnock as Caladan looks on. Just then,
Caladan
turns to find Kata right behind him. After a brief stare down, Kata
lightly
shoves Caladan out of his way in order to face Memnock. Memnock stares
at
Kata who hands Memnock the title. Memnock smiles as he stares at his
new
prize. Kata begins to walk away but is stopped by Caladan who now has
a mic
in his hand. Caladan speaks, “First of all, don’t ever push me again.
Secondly, good Fucking match…” the crowd cheers “…and lastly, NOBODY
wears
Wolfpac colors…” Kata looks down at his black and red outfit before
Caladan
rips the top of it off. Memnock walks up to Kata and grabs the mic,
“Unless… they are…. One… of… US” Memnock hands Kata a shirt that has
his
scorpion logo on the back and a Wolfpac logo on the front. The crowd
is
stunned as Kata smiles and puts the shirt on. Caladan then raises the
hands
of both men as the Pac stands tall, with Missy and Christine on either
side
as the show ends.