Steve Cruise makes quick work of Death Warrior, pinning him with "The Blackout"(Rising Star suplex w/bridge pin). Rainbow Brite runs into the ring to check on his beloved, completely forgetting that he's next. The bell rings and Steve beats the crap out of Rainbow Brite and pins him with a Springboard Body Splash.

Televised Event

Footage of last week's main event begins the show. Vanity lays Zeke out with the lead pipe from the top of the cage, then the complete miss of the HUGE "September Skies" by Johnny bin Laden. Then Zeke drills bin Laden through the cage and to the outside, thus losing the match, much to fans' dismay.

The intro for Hangover plays, including the fireworks in the arena. "Immortal" by Clutch starts playing and Gordon A. Powell III walks onto the stage to a huge ovation from the fans. The music stops as Gordon raises the mic to talk.

"It would please everyone to know that Johnny bin Laden has the night off, and you will not be seeing him on THIS SHOW!" There's a huge reaction from the crowd for this one. You can cut the hate for bin Laden with a knife in this arena. "Tonight we have a MONSTER main event for you. Coming off of a major win against Predator, Carnage will defend his Intercontinental Title against Zeke! Why wait? Let's LET THE ASSKICKING BEGIN!!!"

Kave Blackwell vs. Shay

The fans cheer for Kave Blackwell as he walks out to "Party Hard," but they cheer even louder when they see that Doc Mangahaus is accompanying him to the ring. Kave seems pretty pumped up as he does the face thing and high-fives fans on his way to the ring. Doc follows behind shaking his head and grinning, amused at Kave's exhuberance. Doc stands in Kave's corner as he poses for the crowd. Shay runs down to the ring as his music is beginning and slides in, attacking Kave before the bell even rings. He hits Kave in the lower back with a double axehandle while he's pointing to the crowd on the turnbuckle, then lifts him up and falls backward, dropping him to the mat. Shay covers, 1, 2, Kave kicks out! Shay's strategy of early attack is working as he stomps on Kave. Shay picks him up and whips him to the ropes, hitting a beautiful spinning heel kick on the return. He covers Kave again, 1, 2, KICKOUT! Shay shoves Kave into the corner and lays in kicks to his stomach, then follows them up with a kick to the head, knocking Kave on his ass. Shay uses his foot to choke Kave with his head against the turnbuckle. The ref counts 1, 2, 3, 4, and Shay gets in the ref's face. Kave pulls himself up and when Shay is done arguing with the referee, he turns around and gets knocked to the mat with a vicious clothesline! Shay gets up and Kave throws him into the turnbuckle. He fires into Shay with a series of punches, then tries to whip him to the opposite corner, but Shay reverses and sends Kave there. Kave moves out of the way as Shay runs through with a shoulder block and hits the ringpost! OUCH! Kave seizes the moment and grabs Shay by the head. He jumps off of the turnbuckle for leverage and spikes Shay's head into the mat with a "Dunk The Drunk"(Tornado DDT)!!! Kave jumps around and plays to the crowd. Doc quickly gets on to him and yells at him to PIN HIM!!! Kave makes the cover, 1, 2, NO! He took too much time grandstanding. Kave picks up Shay and goes for a suplex, but Shay reverses and drops to his feet behind Kave. He shoves Kave into the ropes and goes for a "Half Moon Slash"(splits kick), but Kave ducks it and kicks Shay in the gut. He grabs Shay and picks him up like he's going to piledrive him, but wraps Shay's arms around his legs and drops forward with his new move, the "Frat House Rumble!" He covers him, 1, 2, 3!
WINNER: Kave Blackwell

Backstage, Blockbuster and Sandra are making their way to the ring. Sandra is giving Blockbuster advice and is helping prepare him for the match. Johnny bin Laden pops out from behind a stack of tables wielding a fluorescent light tube! He shatters it over Blockbuster's head, then hits him with it again when he falls to the floor. Blockbuster's head is busted wide open and blood is starting to form in a tiny pool on the floor. Sanda tries to run away, but bin Laden catches her by the hair. "Where do you think you are going jezabel?!?!" Johnny puts her through the stack of tables with an "Allah Bomb!" What a vicious bastard! Someone from off camera tosses him a burqua, and Johnny puts the burqa on the unconscious Sandra. "You are but the first in a series of lessons for filthy Americans. If you were my wife, I'd stone you to death!" bin Laden spits on Sandra before walking off.

Blockbuster vs. Dr. Doom

The crowd is booing like mad after seeing what just happened. Doom is standing in the ring as "After Dark" plays throughout the arena. He looks around to the fans and shrugs his shoulders. Blockbuster's music starts up and the crowd waits in anticipation for the big man. His music keeps playing, but Blockbuster doesn't come out. The music stops and the ref begins to count Blockbuster out. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 THERE HE IS!!! Blockbuster is stumbling as he comes through the curtain and walks down the ramp. His face is a crimson mask as the blood has run all down it. EMTs try to stop him as he gets to the ring, but he shoves them away. As his attention is diverted, Doom hits Blockbuster with a baseball slide. Blockbuster stumbles back and trips over an EMT as Doom slides out of the ring and takes to the offensive. He stomps on Blockbuster's head, then picks him up and whips him head first into the ring post! Blockbuster falls to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Doom struggles a bit, but finally gets Blockbuster into the ring. The bell rings as Dr. Doom steps through the ropes. He stays on the attack by mounting BB and punching him over and over in the head. BB is able to push Doom off and slowly gets to his feet. Doom punches him a few more times, then tries to whip BB to the ropes. BB reverses it, but falls right to his knees, dizzy from losing so much blood. Doom dropkicks BB to the side of the head, then follows it up with the "Nasty Stretch"(cobra clutch w/scissor hold)! Blockbuster tries to crawl to the ropes, but it's no use. His energy has been sapped and the pain is too much to handle as he taps out. Dr. Doom is unashamed of having the match handed to him as the referee raises his hand in victory.
WINNER: Dr. Doom

Danielle Brisbane vs. "The Innovator" Terry Williams vs. John Stamos
Hardcore Title #1 Contender Match

"Just A Girl" by No Doubt starts playing as Danielle struts to the beat out on stage. She takes the time to high five a couple of fans down the aisle and then jumps over the ropes and into the ring. She blows a kiss to the crowd and the men make a collective, "Unhhhhh." Out next is Terry Williams, and just like last week, Suicidal is following him with a cart full of weapons. Suicidal pulls out a kendo stick and says a few encouraging words to it before he hands it over to Terry. Terry gets in the ring with the stick at his side. Tears For Fears begins playing and out comes John Stamos. People just seem to love this guy. He's all smiles as he steps through the ropes and takes off his jacket. Terry rushes at John with the kendo stick and makes a huge WHIFF as John ducks it and starts hitting Terry in the face with a series of punches. Danielle stands in the corner and watches the fight, deciding to let these two wear each other down. John takes Terry down with a clothesline. Terry is right back up and John knocks him down with another clothesline! John backs Terry into the corner and climbs the turnbuckle, then starts a 10-punch! 1, 2, 3, 4, and Danielle interrupts with a HUGE SHOT TO STAMOS' NUTS! Terry uses the advantage to powerbomb John down to the mat! Danielle is on the turnbuckle behind Terry, and he turns around right into a "Hey Baby"(swinging DDT)!!! She covers Terry! 1, 2, Suicidal reaches into the ring and pulls her out of the ring. He picks Danielle up and she slaps him silly! Suicidal stands there shocked as Danielle dropkicks him right in the jaw. She quickly rolls back into the ring and stands up, running right into John Stamos. John whips Danielle to the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Danielle ducks under and grabs his right arm with her arms and swings up with her legs, then rolls him up in a crucifix pin! 1, 2, KICKOUT! Terry reaches out to Suicidal for a weapon and is rewarded with a rubber chicken!?!?! Terry yells at Suicidal to get serious, and finally is handed a golf club! He tells Suicidal to set up a table as he stands up. Danielle and Stamos both get right back up after the pin. Danielle chops John and he just stands there smiling at her! She chops him again and he just shakes his head and waves a finger in her face. She goes for a punch, but John blocks it and hits her with the "Sea Of Darkness"(two hit combo with eye-poke)! Danielle stumbles off with her hand over her face as John stalks her. But John is being stalked by Terry who has the club ready. Terry whacks Stamos across the back with the golf club and John falls to his knees. Terry pulls back a horribly bent club. He tries to bend it back into shape and doesn't see the superkick from Danielle that knocks him senseless! Danielle runs off of the ropes and goes for a bulldog on Stamos, but he LIFTS HER UP AND THROWS HER OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!!! She lands on the floor with a loud thud and lays there in a heap. Suicidal starts grabbing weapons from the cart and throwing them into the ring: a chair, rake, trashcan and lid, another kendo stick(this one he doesn't talk to), and a toaster?!?! John picks up the trash can as Terry picks up the toaster. Terry swings the toaster around like a ball and chain and takes a shot at John, who blocks with the trashcan. Terry swings at him again and John blocks it again. John kicks Terry in the gut with a "Filet Of Foot" and brings the trashcan down over Terry's head! John throws Terry out of the ring and follows closely. Suicidal acts like he's going to do something, but John feigns an attack and scares him off. John turns around and whips Terry into the steel steps. He grabs Terry by the hair and rams his head into the steps! OUCH! John rolls Terry onto the table and starts climbing the turnbuckle. He calls out to the fans when he gets to the top, prompting a massive pop. But they aren't just popping for him, because right behind him is Danielle Brisbane, and she's wielding a chair! She slams Stamos over the back with it and he falters. She hits him with the chair again and again and he finally falls to the floor on the outside! Danielle climbs the rope with the chair. She looks down at Terry before leaping off and hitting him with a "Simple Kind Of Life"(top rope leg drop) with the chair and through the table!!! "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" Danielle gets an arm over Terry and the referee counts. 1, 2, 3! Danielle has just gained a LOT of respect from many RWF fans.
WINNER: Danielle Brisbane

Ken Wild vs. The Patient

"Falling Away From Me" by Korn starts to echo throughout the arena. As the beginning notes play the arena goes dark, and then the song really kicks in with the help of a decent explosion on stage. He walks out to a mixed reaction from the crowd and waits in the ring for Patient. Korn is cut off by ICP when "Fuck Tha World" begins playing and Patient walks out followed by Doc Mangahaus, carrying his classic metal briefcase. Patient takes off the flak jacket and flies through the ropes. Both men go straight for each other, trading punches back and forth. Ken manages to hold his own against Patient for a little bit, but Patient finally ducks a haymaker and lands two stiff kidney shots. Wild throws another, but Patient ducks and nails another two shots, followed by a clothesline. Patient whips Wild to the ropes and runs after for a clothesline, but Ken manages to turn and get a boot up. BAM! Patient runs right into Wild's heel. Wild grabs Patient and throws him into the corner, delivering a hard chop to the chest. He lifts Patient onto the turnbuckle and lands a few right hands to his gut. Wild climbs the turnbuckle as he sets Patient up for a Superplex! Patient manages to untangle himself and fights back with a series of blows to Wild's ribs. This is way too early in the match to get a move this big over on Patient. Patient locks his feet under the rope and lifts Wild up, then throws him to the mat in a reverse superplex! Patient jumps off of the turnbuckle with a HUGE elbow drop, but Wild rolls out of the way! Both men find zero marks early on in this match. Patient is up first, and suddenly, he gets an evil grin on his face, then reaches down the front of his pants producing A LATEX GLOVE?!?!?!? He gets the glove on and lets go so the glove makes a SMACK noise against his wrist. He stalks Wild and as he's getting up, slaps his bare hand on Wild's throat and chokes him as he makes his way to the back of Wild's pants with the gloved hand. THIS IS SICK!!! Wild somehow manages to get a kick into Patient's junk that the ref doesn't see. Patient drops Wild and clutches the little guys, giving him the opportunity to maneuver around and put on the Tazzmission! Wild lifts Patient off of the mat and drives his head down hard with a "WildPlex"(Tazzmission into belly to back suplex)!!! 1, 2, Patient kicks out but Wild still has the Tazzmission locked in tight. He pulls back and nails another "WildPlex" on Patient! Wild crouches for a third "WildPlex," but Patient blocks it with his leg, then starts to deliver a few elbow shots to Wild. Patient finally breaks free and goes to the ropes, but Wild nails a Running Yakuza Kick! Patient is floored as the crowd is stunned by this young man’s showing thus far! Wild covers him, 1, 2, KICKOUT! Wild looks surprised as he picks Patient up and sets him up for the "Show Stealer"(Twist Of Fate setup into a Stunner), but Patient PICKS HIM UP and NAILS a high angled spinebuster! Both men are on the mat again. The ref starts to count, and gets to six before Patient and Wild are back up again. Patient throws a punch at Wild that gets countered. He throws another punch with the same result. Wild is on fire as he overtakes Patient with a flurry of punches, pushing him back to the ropes! Wild whips Patient to the ropes and goes for a back drop, but Patient tattoos the back of Wild's neck with a double axe-handle. He then whips him to the ropes and tries for a clothesline, but Wild ducks and lifts Patient up in a fireman's carry. It looks like he's gonna hit "The Fate," but Patient wriggles out and lands behind Wild. He gets a strong grip on Wild's neck and hits a "Bag em 'n' Tag em!!!" Patient makes a cover with his hand on Wild's chest like he's fresh kill. 1, 2, 3! Patient stands over Wild looking down at him. He looks like he's fighting the urge to do something terrible as he walks off and steps out of the ring.
WINNER: The Patient

"Sensual" Benny LaBenze vs. Predator
Hardcore Title Match

"Schism"(String Version) by Tool hits and the entire arena fades into a shade of jade hues. Then with medical wrap around his midsection and his arm where he had an IV. He comes out onto the stage to cheers from the crowd. The former World Champ has a following obviously in attendance. Predator gets to the ring and flips the ring apron up and pulls out a table wrapped in barbed wire and slides it into the ring. He then grabs a couple of kendo sticks, as well as two cookie sheets, and slides them into the ring. Predator waits in the ring while red pyro goes off and "Sexy Boy" hits. Benny LaBenze comes out onto the stage with Jennifer Wood in possibly..wait is she even wearing anything at all? Benny is wearing the Hardcore Title as a hat with a huge condom on top of it and he heads down to the ring. He stops to gyrate at the bottom of the ramp and the women in the crowd go nuts for him. Finally he gets to the ring and slides underneath the bottom rope. The lights come back on to normal and Jennifer stands in Benny's corner wearing her beige colored full body suit which clings to her every curve. Benny hands the Hardcore Title to the ref who raises it in the air. The bell sounds and Predator rushes at Benny as the crowd immediately gets into the match. Benny ducks the attempted clothesline and begins hitting Predator with rights to the face, then follows them up with body shots to Pred's wounded midsection. Predator yells in pain and Benny whips him across the ring and hard into the turnbuckle. Predator bounces off of it and Benny goes for a swinging neck breaker, taking Predator down hard. Benny covers him, 1, 2, Predator gets his shoulder up in a kickout. Benny goes over and grabs a cookie sheet, then picks Predator up and whips him to the ropes. He makes like he's going for a homerun swing for Predator's head but Pred ducks the attempted hit and as Benny turns around Pred kicks him in the gut very hard. Predator grabs the cookie sheet from Benny and whacks him hard over the head with it. He runs to the ropes and is going for a running shot when Benny trips him up with a drop toe hold and Predator lands face first on the cookie sheet. Benny picks up another cookie sheet and absolutely destroys it over Predator's head! Benny grabs a kendo stick and picks Predator up, then does a Russian leg sweep with the stick a la Sandman and covers him. 1, 2, KICKOUT! Benny gets the stick again and taunts Predator. "COME ON!!!" Predator just seems to be lost out there. What's his problem anyway? Benny says, "FUCK THIS," and drops the stick. He helps Predator to his feet and hits a "Sensualator"(modified Regal Cutter) with ease. Benny makes the pin, 1, 2, 3. Predator just lays on the mat holding his ribs while the ref raises Benny's hand in victory. Jennifer slowly gets into the ring showing off her ass to the crowd, then helps her man celebrate before they both leave the ring. Dan Gosnell has a revelation. "That means that Danielle Brisbane, the RWF's only female wrestler is going to be taking on the RWF's womanizing Hardcore Champion. People, you don't want to miss that one!"
WINNER and STILL RWF Hardcore Champion: "Sensual" Benny LaBenze

Cabbie Klowaski vs. Vanity ShowWood

Cabbie Klowaski walks down the aisle as "Another One Rides The Bus" plays. The fans are cheering for Cabbie as he enters the ring and paces back and forth, looking pretty intense. Then Vanity's version of "Red Devil" hits and he appears on stage after some gold and silver pyro goes off. He's got an evil grin on his face as he walks down to the ring. The crowd boos him unmercifully as he stands on the steps before getting in the ring. Vanity steps in the ring and takes off his shades, then meets Cabbie in the middle and starts talking trash to him. All of the sudden, Islamic prayer chanting starts coming out of the PA and Johnny bin Laden walks through the curtain! The boos for Vanity were loud, but they are nothing compared to the deafening sound made for Johnny. Johnny eyes Cabbie as he walks around the ring and takes a seat at the announcer's table. Dan Gosnell and Mike Colley don't seem to be too happy about their uninvited guest. Vanity takes the distraction to sucker punch Cabbie. Cabbie gets pissed and fires back on Vanity with a series of punches and a kick to the gut. He whips Vanity to the ropes and hits a big air backdrop on the return! Vanity gets up and Cabbie almost takes his head off with a clothesline. Cabbie is on fire! Johnny goes off on the announcers as he berates Cabbie. "This is what I am talking about! American, English, Canadian, all infidels that will be punished by Allah's wrath! Cabbie will not get away with this!" Cabbie tries to whip Vanity to the ropes, but it's reversed and Vanity goes for a "Flashbulb"(superkick). Cabbie takes Vanity down with a reverse neckbreaker. He covers Vanity, 1, 2, KICKOUT! Cabbie hits a knee drop to Vanity's face, then picks him up and shoves him into the corner. He lays into Vanity with some heavy-handed chops, then hip tosses him to the middle of the ring! Vanity is on his knees begging for mercy as Cabbie approaches him with a closed fist and serious look. He goes for a low blow, but Cabbie blocks it and pulls him up into a vicious clothesline! Cabbie throws Vanity out of the ring and climbs through the ropes after him. He looks over at bin Laden and spits on the floor before going after Vanity. Johnny bin Laden is enraged at this and pulls the monitor out of the table. He starts to walk around the table to smash the monitor over Cabbie's head when Zeke appears from the crowd! "Hey Pee Wee!" bin Laden turns around and Zeke hits his mark with a mean looking "Head Trauma"(superkick)!!! HUGE POP as Zeke locks Johnny in the "Misery"(Walls of Jericho with knee on back of opponent's head)! bin Laden instantly starts tapping out, but he's not in the match! Cabbie rams Vanity's head into the ringpost, then holds him against the apron as he peppers his ribs with rapid fire jabs. He then rolls Vanity back into the ring. Referees run down to ringside and finally pull Zeke off of bin Laden who looks to be out cold. The fans are chanting, "Zeke Zeke Zeke!!" as four refs pull him off and push him all the way backstage. Cabbie whips Vanity to the corner and crouches down for a charge. He runs in at full speed at Vanity and goes for a "Coach Crash"(spear), but at the last second, Vanity PULLS THE REFEREE IN THE WAY!!! Cabbie crashes into the referee hurting him, and he stops to check if the ref is okay. Vanity regains his composure and nails Cabbie in the head with a "Flashbulb!" He sees his chance and rolls out of the ring. After fishing under the ring for a second, he pulls out a hand mirror! Vanity admires himself for a minute before getting back in the ring. He lines up his shot on Cabbie, but wait a second, here comes Patient from the crowd!!! He grabs Vanity from behind and slams him down hard with a "Bag em 'n' Tag em"(two handed face first chokeslam)!!! The crowd pops like crazy as Cabbie wakes the referee up and puts an arm over Vanity. The ref slowly counts, 1, 2, 3!!!
WINNER: Cabbie Klowaski

Main Event
Carnage vs. Zeke
Intercontinental Title Match

The crowd is going crazy with anticipation for our main event. They are screaming and cheering before the music even hits, but when it does, they hit another level. Outkast blares through the arena and Zeke comes high stepping through the curtain. The crowd loves this rookie. He jumps up and down on the stage, getting himself pumped up. He sprints to the ring and slides inside, quickly getting to his feet and jumping to the top turnbuckle. Zeke poses for the crowd and then jumps down. "Quiet Storm" by Mobb Deep hits the PA system and Carnage steps through the curtain. The crowd goes nuts with a “Carnage Sucks” chant. He walks slowly to the ring, his IC title draped over his right shoulder. He gets to the ring and goes through the ropes, then hands the title to the referee. Carnage looks at Zeke, who is standing still in the corner staring him down. The ref calls for the bell and the men both run at each other. Carnage goes for a spear, but Zeke baseball dives under him. Carnage falls flat on his face and before he can get up, Zeke jumps on top of him and slaps on a "Number"(Regal Stretch). Carnage quickly locks his hand on the bottom rope and the ref forces Zeke to let go of the hold. He does so, slapping Carnage across the back of his head a few times before letting the hold go. Carnage is obviously pissed. He gets up quickly and spins around, seeing that Zeke is laughing at him. The IC champ makes like he’s going to lock up in a collar and elbow, but catches the youngster with a thumb to his eye. He quickly kicks him in the gut, lifts him up and plants him with a "Spill Slam"(Bodyslam to a reverse DDT)!! Carnage doesn’t let up. He lifts the youngster up and goes for a "Final Destination"(Last Ride), but as he gets him up, Zeke hits him in the face with a Double Axe Handle! Carnage falls back and Zeke grabs his legs for the pin. 1, 2, KICKOUT! Close one for Zeke there. Carnage is up first and goes for a "Rated R"(Stevie Kick) on Zeke, but Zeke quickly dodges it and grabs his leg, spinning him around and locking in an Ankle Lock!!! Carnage quickly spins around and kicks him off, knocking him back. He jumps on the fallen Zeke and grabs his leg, putting him into a "Death Clover"(Texas clover leaf)!! Zeke is screaming in pain and the ref is asking him if he wants to quit. Zeke won’t. He pulls and pulls, finally able to reach the ropes. The ref tells Carnage to break the hold, but the damage has been done. Carnage gets up and stomps the back of the fallen rookie. Zeke keeps trying to get up but Carnage just stomps him back down. He lifts Zeke up and puts him back down with a powerslam. The crowd is booing out of control. Carnage calls for the end. He lifts Zeke up and throws him over his shoulders. He looks like he’s going for a Carnage Driver (Reverse Death Valley Driver), but Zeke quickly punches him in the back of the head, dazing the champion for a second. He takes the opportunity and slides off Carnage's back. He grabs him from behind and hits a MEAN "ENIGMA"(Dragon Sleeper swung to Stunner). Carnage is down!! Zeke makes the cover! 1, 2, Zeke gets up?? Zeke lifts up Carnage’s legs and locks in Misery (Lion Tamer with knee to back of Head)!! He's looking to prove a point tonight! Carnage taps out in no time and Zeke lets him go.
WINNER and NEW RWF Intercontinental Champion: Zeke

Zeke jumps outside and pulls a table out from under the ring. He sets it up and rolls back into the ring. Zeke has a mic handed to him from the outside.

Zeke: "Carnage… You stuck your nose in my business and I’m gonna make sure you don’t ever do it again. I told you you brought something out of me… and I told you it had no mercy."

A table is set up on the outside and Zeke lifts Carnage’s limp body up to the top rope. He sets him up and backs to the opposite side of the ring. Zeke sprints his ass off and flips over with a HUGE "BULLET"!! He knocks Carnage back THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE FLOOR!! OH MY GOD!! The paramedics come rushing down, the crowd is cheering “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!!” Zeke is standing on a turnbuckle with his newly won IC Title as the copyright pops up on the screen and the show fades to black.