Dan Gosnell: The President is free!

Mike Colley: That was awful quick.

The music fades down as Gordon begins to talk.

Gordon: I know all of you thought that it might be a while until you saw me again, but after tense negotiation, I have come to an agreement with Doctor Mangahaus. We’ve had some dealings in the past that I will not make light of, so therefore, Doc will have a chance to take back his spot in the RWF. We will have a match at Robomania 10!

The crowd pops at the mention of seeing Doc and GAP in the ring again.

But it won’t be some ordinary match. The stakes we fight for are the highest stakes met by anyone, in any competition. It will be a DEATH MATCH!

HUGE POP from the crowd for this amazing announcement!

Doc, I’d just like to let you know that you have signed your own death warrant for Robomania, but for now, LET THE ASSKICKING BEGIN!!!

Carnage & Raglan James vs. “Old School” Dan The Man Frazier & The Latin Lover

Carnage is in the ring first with Dan the man and they tangle up. Dan dominates Carnage and stretches him for a good 5 minutes with all kinds of holds. Dan chops him in the chest, then whips him to the ropes and powerslams him. Dan lets him lay there to tag in Raglan. Raglan pulls his usual when he doesnt like his partner. He gets "distracted" and doesnt see Carnages desperately reaching hand. Dan tags in LL and dares Raglan to come in but instead Raglan steps off the ring apron and goes to have a chat with Heidi. LL gets mad and chases Raglan but Raglan ducks a clothesline that hits the ring post making LL cry out in pain. Carnage preocupies Dan the Man as Raglan takes advantage and holds LL's wrist and kicks his shoulder several times. Raglan gets back in the ring and the ref wants the legal man to come in. So he starts a count and LL jumps in and goes to tangle with Carnage who is sufficiently recovered but Raglan slaps Carnage's shoulder and jumps in. Raglan uppercuts LL sending him to the floor and picks him up for an abodominal stretch and as Cold Sandra distracts the ref and Dan he tells Carnage to kick LL in the side as he applies the abdominal stretch. He lets go and LL falls to the ground. Raglan puts on an armbar on LL's hurt shoulder but somehow he gets to the ropes. Raglan goes for a suplex but LL back body drops Raglan and drop kicks him as he gets up. He sends him flying across the ropes and Raglan gets a stiff clothesline. LL tags in Dan who is all psyched. Raglan smiles and tags in Carnage when he isnt looking and Carnage gets clothelined off the apron by Dan. Raglan fakes as if he is going to Heidi and LL falls for it. Raglan goes back to his corner and waits patiently for his chance to tag in. Carnage holds his own for a bit with Dan and tags in Raglan again. Raglan ties up with Dan and does a take down arm drag and kicks Dan in the chin when he gets up. Raglan allows him to get up and they tangle again. This time Raglan gets suplexed and is laying on the ground. Dan stands over him and bends down to talk shit. Cold Sandra see's an opportunity and distracts the ref as Raglan sneaks out a pair of knucks. The same knucks that killed Terry and smashes Dan in the head with them. He quickly throws them away and quickly hooks Dan's leg for the pin making LL furious. Raglan gets up and points to him and leaves.
WINNERS: Carnage & Raglan James

Blockbuster vs. Shay

“Never Gonna Stop” begins playing and Blockbuster lumbers out to the stage with Sandra by his side. The crowd is booing like mad as BB looks out to them with an angered expression on his face. BB is halfway down the ramp when Shay runs through the curtain and nails him with a kendo stick to the back of the head! BB drops to one knee, but that doesn’t stop Shay. He whacks him over the head again and again, finally putting him down to the floor with a shot that shatters the stick! Shay feints a jump at Sandra, making her back away before he grabs BB by the shorts and rolls him into the ring. The bell rings and Shay wastes no time making a cover. 1, 2, 3! SHAY WINS ONE!!! The ref holds his hand in the air as Shay looks down at BB and laughs. It may be tainted, but it’s one in the win column for Shay!
WINNER: Shay

Ken Wild vs. Danielle Brisbane

"Falling Away From Me" By KoRn blares through out the P. A system. The arena explodes with boo's from the crowd as Ken Wild makes his way through the curtains. Wild makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. "Falling Away From Me" slowly dies out as "Just A Girl" by No Doubt echo's through out the P.A system. Fans quickly hold there "Will you Marry Me?" Signs as Danielle Brisbane makes her way into the ring with a confident look on her face. Danielle Brisbane makes her way on the apron as he makes her way through the bottom rope. Wild quickly gets in her face as he pushes the ref out of his way. Wild begins talking trash as Danielle Brisbane slaps Ken Wild across his face. Wild staggers back holding the right side of his face as Danielle Brisbane bounces off the ropes and nails a quickly drop kick to the right knee of Ken Wild. Wild drops on one knee as Danielle Brisbane bounces off the ropes but Wild almost takes her head off with a huge clothesline. Wild picks Brisbane back to her feet and whips her to the ropes. Wild goes for a Clothesline but Danielle Brisbane manages to duck. Wild turns around as Brisbane kicks Wild Square in the nuts placing the big man on his knees. "Wild can't even speak with all the pain he's in right now." as Mike Colley shouts through his head set. Danielle quickly makes her way up to the top turnbuckle as Wild slowly gets to his feet as Danielle jumps off the turnbuckle and tries to attempt a double axe handle but Wild manages to catch her in mid air. Wild hooks the bear hug as Danielle shouts in pain but doesn't tap out! The crowd begins to chant "Danielle...... Danielle" over and over. Danielle finds the energy and nails 2 elbows to Wild's face but Wild charges towards the turnbuckle as Wild smashes her back against the turnbuckle pad! "WILD SUCKS!!!..... WILD SUCKS!!!" The crowd comes alive as Wild drops Danielle to the mat. Wild grabs his head in pain as he looks around the arena at all the screaming fans chanting for Danielle. "This can give Danielle the opportunity to recover." Mike Colley shouts. Danielle manages to get to her feet as she climbs the second turnbuckle pad. Danielle jumps off the turnbuckle and nails a drop kick to the back of the head sending Wild to the outside! Wild slowly gets to her feet as Danielle bounces off the ropes and goes diving through the middle ropes taking Wild back down! Danielle gets back to her feet as she places Wild in a tough position. Danielle nails sling shout sending Wild face first to the steel post. Danielle rolls back into the ring as the ref begins to count his way to 10. 1------2--------3-------4-------5------ Wild slowly gets back to his feet and manages to roll in the ring. Danielle charges towards Wild as she goes for a clothesline but Wild ducks and hooks "The WildPlex" - Tazzmission into a Belly to back suplex. His opponent either taps out for gets his shoulders pinned. Danielle is being choked out with the Tazzmission but the tough girl doesn't tap. Wild nails a belly to back Suplex, Her shoulders are pinned down as the ref goes for the cover, 1-----2----- no! Danielle manages to kick out! Wild pushes her away as he gets to his feet. Wild rolls out the ring and pushes Mike Colley off his seat and grabs the steel chair. "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!?! HE'S GOING TO HIT DANIELLE WITH THE CHAIR!" Wild rolls back into the ring as the ref quickly gets into his face. Wild pushes the ref out the way. Danielle gets to his feet as Wild goes for a swing but Danielle ducks!!! Wild turns around with the chair placed in his hands. Danielle kicks Wild in the nuts forcing Wild to drop the chair. Danielle bounces off the ropes and hooks the Hey Baby (Swinging DDT) WILD'S FACE BOUNCES OFF THE CHAIR! Wild is out as Danielle isn't through yet, she grabs the chair and places it on Wild's face. The ref gets back to his feet and pulls the chair away and tosses out the ring. Danielle climbs the turnbuckle and goes for the Simple Kind Of Life (Top rope leg drop) and nails it. Danielle is in complete control as she hooks the leg, 1-----2----- NO! Ken Wild kicks out! Danielle can't believe it. Danielle picks Wild up and whips him to the ropes but Wild reverses the whip and kicks Danielle in the gut. Wild picks Danielle off her feet and puts her in position for "The Fate" - Puts opponent in a DVD but spins him and drops him down. Wild spins a few times then nails the DVD. Danielle is out cold as Wild goes for the pin, 1----2----- NO! She kicks out! Wild quickly rolls out the ring and grabs THE CHAIR! "He must be really retarded! He's going to be disqualified!" Mike Colley shouts as Wild rolls back in the ring with the chair. Danielle gets to her feet as Wild goes for a swing but she ducks. Danielle goes for a Super Kick attempting to hit Wild but catches the ref across the face knocking him out the ring. Wild goes for another swing but hasn't had any luck, Danielle moves out the way as the chair bounces off the top rope and right across his face. Wild staggers back as he drops the chair. Danielle turns Wild around and kicks him in the gut and sets him up for the "Tragic Kingdom" Rolling Powerbomb! "1----2---3----4-----5, I can count all night! Someone wake that ref up!" Mike Colley shouts! Danielle rolls out the ring as Wild digs into his trunks and pulls out Brass Knuckles! Danielle rolls in the ref in as she rolls into the ring right after him. Wild slowly gets to his feet as he knocks Danielle across the face with the Brass Knuckles! "THAT NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH!" Mike Colley shouts as Danielle drops on the mat and Wild hooks the leg. The ref gets on his knees as he counts a very slow, 1-------------2------------3! It's over! Wild stole one tonight! Ken Wild rolls out the ring as he makes his way up the ramp.
WINNER: Ken Wild

”Sensual” Benny LaBenze vs. Cabbie Klowaski

Benny makes his way to the ring and tonight, unlike the last few weeks, he appears to be all business. Cabbie soon follows up, this future Hall of Famer is ALWAYS all business, except when he’s not in the ring of course. Cabbie slides into the ring and the two go right at each other. Rights and lefts are exchanged till finally Cabbie gets the upper hand. He whips Benny to the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked. Benny hits a nice cross body block on the return. 1… 2… Kickout!! Benny gets up quickly. He lifts Cabbie up and slams him down with a DDT. He runs off the ropes and hits a Knee Drop to the face of Cabbie. Cover 1… 2… Kickout! I’m impressed with Benny’s methods tonight. He lifts Cabbie up again, but Cabbie hits a punch to Benny’s midsection. Then another, and another, then a knee lift to his face knocking Benny back, COACH CRASH!!! Benny goes down… 1… 2… Kickout!! Both these men are trying to put this away quickly. Cabbie lifts up LeBenze, he’s setting him up for Driven Over the Edge. He lifts Benny up, but Benny blocks it and nails him with a low blow where the ref can’t see. He grabs Cabbie’s arm and hits “The Sensualator”… 1… 2… 3!!! MY GOD WHAT AN UPSET! Is Benny back?!?!?
WINNER: “Sensual” Benny LaBenze

Intercontinental Title Match
“Jihad” Johnny bin Laden vs. Kave Blackwell

The crowd is still shocked by Benny breaking his losing streak when JBL walks down to the ring with no music. The fans boo him as usual, but he doesn’t sneer at them; he smiles! “Party Hard” breaks the boos and the crowd cheers for their Intercontinental Champion. Kave is pumped for this match as he cracks open a can of Budweiser and downs it before stepping into the ring. He stares down JBL, who is now smiling at him! Both men walk forward and Johnny extends his hand in sportsmanship?!?!? Kave looks warily at JBL, then around at the fans to see what they have to say. He can’t help but turn down the genuine smile on bin Laden’s face. Kave shakes hands with JBL and the match is underway. Both men lock up and JBL starts with a headlock, cinching it in tight before Kave breaks it and shoves JBL to the ropes. Kave goes for a clothesline, but JBL ducks low and takes him down with a spear! Johnny picks Kave up and slams him hard to the mat before dropping an elbow down on his chest. JBL covers! 1, 2, KICKOUT! JBL goes to whip Kave to the corner, but it’s reversed and Kave charges in with a shoulder block, followed by two more. Kave lifts JBL up on the turnbuckle, then quickly climbs up and throws him off with a frankensteiner! Kave covers JBL! 1, 2, NO! Johnny kicks out! Kave picks JBL up and kicks him in the gut, then sets up for the “Frat House Rumble”(Styles Clash), but here comes Doc down the aisle! He jumps up on the apron and starts shouting at Kave. Kave turns around and confronts Doc, and in return gets spit in the face! Kave grabs Doc and is getting ready to punch him! The fans want it, and he’s gonna give it to him! WAIT! JBL is up to one knee and starts to go for a low blow, but stops!!! He grabs Kave by the pants and rolls him up in a school boy pin! 1, 2, 3!!!

Dan Gosnell: I think this is bin Laden’s first legal win here in the RWF.

Mike Colley: What the hell are you talking about? Doc interfered in the match!

True, but Johnny didn’t blatantly cheat. Take a look for yourself.

Doc is waiting for JBL’s gratitude, but Johnny just shakes his head and walks by, making Doc furious.
WINNER AND NEW RWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: “Jihad” Johnny bin Laden

*** MAIN EVENT ***

World Title, Firetruck Match
The Patient vs. Zeke

The fire truck is set in place and the World Title hangs from the top off the ladder. Tables surround the truck and weapons are scattered all over the area. This is going to get really messy. The crowd is pumped with excitement for what is sure to be a “Match of the Year” candidate. Suddenly ICP blasts over the PA with “Fuck the World” and the crowd goes apeshit!! Patient steps out onto the stage, holding both his titles in the air over his head. He slams them down as pyros shoot like crazy behind him and stage hands grab the belts off the ground and carry them backstage. Patient makes his way to the firetruck and looks it up and down, seeing the World Title hanging from 35 feet above. Any normal man would start climbing now before the opposition came out, but Patient stands by the truck, awaiting his best friend and opponent for the night. The lights cut out and 2pac starts up, the crowd gets just as loud all over again and out steps the World Champion. He struts onto the stage, pointing to the fans to the left, then to the right, then down at Patient, smiling at his opponent. Patient locks in a stare, he is serious and ready for this fight. Zeke gets to the floor and the bell rings. Zeke is taking off his snap pants, but before he can get them all the way off he’s PELTED with a clothesline from the challenger. Zeke flips backward landing on his face. Patient rips the pants off and lifts Zeke up into a press slam. He carries him over to the truck and throws him into the side of it!! Zeke lands on the floor hard, screaming in pain. Patient continues his assault. He grabs the champ by the throat with both hands and goes to lift him up, but Zeke gets a quick kick to the balls and the big man goes to one knee. Zeke lands on his feet, he jumps up, landing on the tire of the truck, spins around and soars off landing a leg drop to the back of Patient’s head!! Patient falls to the ground, his face planted into the cement. Zeke is still hurting a bit, but he grabs one of the tables and sets it near Patient’s prone body. He grabs the big man off the ground and sets him up for a Suplex. He lifts, NO BLOCKED!! Patient lifts the champ into the truck again!!! Zeke bounces off and falls to the floor below landing right on his shoulder. Patient grabs him by the throat with both hands. He lifts him and slams him into the truck face first. Zeke is trying to get away, but Patient’s grip is just too much. He slams him again, spins around and NAILS A BAG ‘EM AND TAG ‘EM THROUGH THE TABLE!!! The crowd is chanting “RWF, RWF, RWF!!!” Patient gets to his feet, his faces is bloodied already from Zeke’s leg drop. Patient climbs onto the truck and starts to climb the ladder. The crowd is going crazy and Patient thinks it’s just for him, he doesn’t see Zeke reaching from the ground for the powerful firehose attached to the truck. Just as Patient realizes what’s going on, he turns to Zeke just in time to get a mouthful from the hose, knocking him OFF THE LADDER, THROUGH A TABLE AND TO THE GROUND!!! Both men are not moving, Zeke used every bit of energy to get the hose. After some time, both men start to stir on the opposite sides of the truck. They both reach their feet at the same time and stumble towards the truck. They both start climbing to the top of the truck and see each other on the other side as the reach the top. Patient gets there first. He grabs Zeke and whips him into the ladder. Zeke falls to the ground and Patient grabs him, wings him around and sends him flying through the back window of the truck!!! Zeke goes flying into the cab head first. Patient looks up at the title again and grabs for the ladder, but before he can take one step, the siren blows from atop the cab!!! Patient SCREAMS out in pain as his ear drums are blasted by the siren 2 feet away!!! Patient falls to the ground and the siren turns off just as Zeke comes diving out of the cab, tackling the big man to the ground. With his face bloodied from the window, he grabs a bat from the truck and tries choking out Patient with it. Patient quickly kicks him over the top of him and pins him to the ground. He nails him with a few lefts and rights, bloodying the face of the young champion even more. Patient gets up and walks over to grab a chair. He turns back to Zeke and gets blasted with a Street Kick into the chair!! Patient goes down!! Zeke falls to one knee. He quickly regains himself and grabs the chair, NAILING Patient across the top of his head. Zeke’s face is covered in blood, as is Patient’s. Zeke starts to climb the ladder slowly, he’s about 10 feet up when Patient awakes and sees him climbing. Patient flashes a bloody smile and jumps up, climbing up the ladder full speed. He gets to Zeke about 15 feet up and clubs him with a forearm to the back of his head. Zeke falls limp and starts to slide down the ladder, but Patient catches him!! He sticks Zeke’s head through one of the ladder rungs and pulls on it!!! It’s like a modified Lay-Z-Boy through the ladder!! Zeke is screaming for mercy, but Patient only pulls harder. Finally the champion goes limp. Patient lets him go and he slides down the ladder, landing full speed onto the top of the truck!! Patient looks down, then at the title, down, at the title… I think he’s feeling it. He looks down and smiles big. He leaps off the ladder and goes of a leg drop, but MISSES!!! Zeke moved at the last second and Patient lands on his tailbone with a sickening CRACK!! He screams in pain from his bone crashing onto the metal roof. He starts to get up, AND ZEKE GOES FOR A BULLET INTO THE LADDER!!! MISS!!!! Patient dodged just in time and Zeke goes flying into the ladder’s rungs!! He’s hanging there upside-down, and Patient comes flying at him, NAILING a running knee into the champion’s throat. He lifts the champ up into a Press Slam position and tosses him OFF THE TRUCK THROUGH THE TABLE BELOW!!! JESUS THESE GUYS ARE KILLING EACH OTHER!!! Patient can barely stand anymore. He crawls to the ladder and starts to make his way up. Zeke is up quicker than anyone thought he could be and climbs back onto the truck. He sees a bag on top and looks inside. His eyes light up as he dumps its contents onto the truck… SHARDS OF BROKEN GLASS!!! He scurries up the ladder and catches the challenger quickly, grabbing his foot and pulling him back down to the bottom of the ladder. Patient swings at him with a right hook, but Zeke ducks and HITS A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE GLASS!!!! Patient is screaming and twitching, rolling around in the glass from the pain. He finally is able to get up, but Zeke grabs his legs and hits a double leg take down… MISERY!!! He’s got it locked in on top of the glass. Shards are sticking into Patient as he scream at the top of his lungs. Zeke finally lets go as he thinks Patient has lost consciousness. Zeke makes his way to the ladder, but doesn’t even get a foot on it when he is speared from behind by the big man into the ladder!!! How the hell can he be up!? Pieces of glass are sticking out of Patient from every body part, but all he can do is smile. He lifts Zeke up, spins him around, grabs him by the throat… oh no… BAG EM AND TAG EM ON THE GLASS!!!! Jesus I thought these guys we friends!!! Zeke doesn’t move, he’s luck Patient’s aim was off a bit and his face didn’t hit the glass. Patient gets back up and stagers to the ladder. He begins to climb just as Zeke begins to stir. Zeke crawls into the cab as Patient gets to the halfway point. Patient almost has the title… but the engine is starting up?! What the hell?!?! The truck is moving back and forth, the ladder is being turned in circles, Patient is holding on for dear life. Zeke drives the truck and CRASHES INTO THE RING!! Patient’s hands slip and he FALLS 30 FEET TO THE RING BELOW HIM!!! MY GOD!!!! Zeke crawls out of the cab and up the ladder. Patient is STILL MOVING!! He’s trying to stop Zeke, but his body has just taken too much punishment. Zeke grabs the world title and holds it up in the air!! The crowd goes nuts!!! What a MATCH!!!
WINNER AND STILL RWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Zeke