Monday Hangover Results - December 23rd, 2002




Dark Matches

Raglan James d. Captain Japan

“Old School” Dan The Man Frazier d. Captain Japan

The Latin Lover d. Death Warrior

Televised Event

Highlights of Robodome are shown, focusing on the main event and the carnage that ensued after the bell rang. It finally culminates in Cabbie reaching for the title and JBL taking him down with a spear. Cabbie holds on to the title as he falls and wins the match, then declares with exhuberance that the Unstables are gone. “YOU’RE OUTTA HERE!” echoes to close the video package right before the Hangover intro runs. Tons of pyro go off and GAP walks out onto the stage, motioning for them to cut the music. “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Hangover!” There’s a huge pop at just the mention of the name. “Our ratings have been beating the WWE’s for 15 straight weeks, so tonight marks the first Hangover on a Monday night. We’re gonna bury RAW!” Another huge pop... “Tonight we have a hell of a card for you, so enough wasting time. LET THE ASSKICKING BEGIN!”

Raglan James vs. Shay

“Not Meant For Me” hits the crowd as a man in a dark cloak preceeds Raglan and Cold Sandra. He walks with a bit of a shuffle and the cloak hides the features of his face. He walks a few feet ahead of Raglan, almost as if he’s making sure the coast is clear for his master to arrive. Raglan hands his coat and cane to Sandra as “Fat Lip” begins playing. Shay steps out to the stage looking totally pumped up and waving his kendo stick around. He runs straight to the ring and slides in. He starts to go after Raglan, but the ref holds him back and makes him get rid of the stick. The bell rings, and Shay and Raglan tie up. Shay takes the lead with a headlock before Raglan shoves him off and into the ropes, then leapfrogs him on the return. Shay hits the ropes on the opposite side and uses them as a springboard to fly back at Raglan with a cross body, but Raglan ducks and Shay hits the mat. Raglan is quick to capitalize and jumps on Shay. He pummels Shay’s face with punches before the ref pulls him off and warns him to keep the fists open. Shay is up and Raglan gets right back on him, punching him into the corner. Raglan knees Shay in the gut a few times before hip-tossing him back to the center of the ring. He follows it up with a leg drop and a cover. 1, 2, Shay kicks out! Raglan turns Shay over and puts on a reverse chinlock. He pulls back hard as the ref asks Shay if he gives up. Shay says no, and starts to fight out of the hold. He gets up to one knee, then to his feet. Shay elbows Raglan in the gut, loosening the hold. He does it again, and again! Shay whips Raglan to the ropes and goes for a spinning heel kick, but Raglan ducks underneath and takes Shay down with a neckbreaker! Raglan peels Shay off of the mat and sets him up on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up and hooks Shay’s arm, but Shay hits Raglan with a series of elbows to the ribs with his free arm. Shay breaks free and flips forward, grabbing Raglan’s neck and connecting with a SWINGING NECK BREAKER FROM THE TOP ROPE! Shay slowly crawls over and weakly covers Raglan. 1, 2, RAGLAN KICKS OUT! After that awesome move by Shay, how does he do it? Both men get to their feet and start to brawl. Raglan whips Shay to the ropes and telegraphs a back body drop. Shay kicks Raglan in the chest and goes for a clothesline, but Raglan ducks and catches Shay off balance with a “Magician’s Trance”(Fireman’s Carry to Hangman’s Neckbreaker)! Raglan covers Shay, 1, 2, 3! Shay kicks out a split second too late. Raglan rolls out of the ring and grabs his jacket and cane from Cold Sandra. He says a few words, and all three quickly walk up the ramp.
WINNER: Raglan James

”Old School” Dan The Man Frazier vs. The Latin Lover

The Rocky theme begins playing and the crowd cheers for Dan Frazier as he walks out with Bianca. Dan has a serious look on his face and he’s ready to go. Latin Lover struts out to the stage as “Boombastic” by Shaggy sets the groove. He’s smiling as he stops several times to show off his physique to the female fans. Both men circle each other in the ring with different people in the crowd chanting for their favorite man. They roar as LL and Dan lock up in the middle. Dan goes behind and waistlocks LL, quickly taking him down to the mat. LL turns over, putting Dan on his back, but Dan uses his tremendous leg strength to push up into a bridge! He turns LL back around and lifts him for a piledriver, and LL kicks wildly to break the momentum. LL plants his feet and back drops Dan! Dan gets up and rushes LL, only to get thrown aside with an armdrag. Dan tries again and receives another armdrag from LL. LL goes for one more and Dan sidesteps, then kicks LL in the gut. Dan goes for a snap suplex and LL counters with a small package. 1, 2, KICKOUT by Dan who rolls out of the ring to regroup. There’s a HUGE POP from the crowd as LL stands in the ring and shows off. Dan rolls back into the ring and puts his hands up for a test of strength. LL smiles and accepts as the two big men lock hands and begin the struggle. LL starts to gain the advantage as Dan falls to one knee. He looks out to all the fans with a strained face, seeming to gain strength from their cheers. Dan fights back to his feet and turns the tide against LL, pushing him down to his knees. With much effort, LL is able to push himself back up. He’s had enough, and knees Dan in the gut. LL whips Dan to the ropes, but Dan reverses goes for a clothesline. LL ducks and comes back with a flying elbow, and AGAIN it’s reversed as Dan ducks out of the way.

Mike Colley: Something is fishy here.

Dan Gosnell: It’s almost like this is rehearsed.

Both men come face to face in the middle of the ring. It looks like they’re talking to each other about something. They nod their heads and both lay down in the middle of the ring, covering each other with an arm. The ref looks down at them, confused. He looks like he’s about to count both men, when someone runs in from the crowd wielding a chair. IT’S CARNAGE!!! He slides into the ring and drills the chair into LL’s ribs! OH MY GOD! The ref calls for the bell as Dan starts to get up and go after Carnage. Carnage cuts Dan off with a stiff chairshot to the head! Dan’s out cold! Carnage hits LL again, then stands over their bodies like fresh kill. He looks down at both men, talking some trash, then looks out to the crowd as they relentlessly boo him.

Dan Gosnell: Carnage is back! But why attack these two?

Mike Colley: Who cares? At least he’s not wearing a burqa anymore. That’s so three months ago...
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: The Latin Lover

”Sensual” Benny LaBenze vs. “Jihad” Johnny bin Laden

Red lights shine on the stage as Benny comes out by himself to “Sexy Boy.” He starts to hipsway, then doubles over and PUKES ALL OVER THE STAGE!!!

Mike Colley: Ewwww! He must have that bug that’s going around or something.

Dan Gosnell: Either that or he drank way too much last night.

Benny manages to wipe his mouth off as he stumbles down to the ring and gets in. Don’t tell me he’s gonna try to compete tonight! Islamic prayer chanting echoes through the arena, and JBL walks down to the ring, being booed as much as ever. He steps in and takes one look at Benny before laughing his head off. JBL shakes his head and tells Benny to go home. The pale LaBenze slaps the shit out of JBL, enraging him. JBL commences the beat down. Johnny sets Benny up for “The Infidel Treatment”(reverse Russian leg sweep) when Benny PUKES AGAIN, this time all over JBL’s back! JBL cringes, then snaps out of it and connects with his move. He covers Benny for a quick 3-count, then gets up with a sour look on his face. JBL holds his nose as he leaves to find a change of clothes.
WINNER: “Jihad” Johnny bin Laden

GAP is sitting in the VIP room watching on a monitor when someone knocks on the door. “Come in.” A flustered man wearing an RWF security shirt rushes into the room. He speaks with labored breaths.

Security Guard: Mr. Powell, there’s an emergency! Some guy is on the roof and he’s threatening to jump! Should be we call the police?

GAP: HELL NO! They’ll just screw things up.

Gordon gets up and puts on his trenchcoat as the security guard shoots him a confused look.

What are you doing?

That’s really none of your concern, but if you must know, I’m going up there to talk some sense into him. I’m having enough legal troubles as it is. This sure as hell won’t help matters any.

The security guard stands there dazed as Gordon walks out and heads toward the elevator.

Intercontinental Title Match
Kave Blackwell vs. Danielle Brisbane

Kave Blackwell comes out drinking to “Party Hard.” He stops and shares a beer with a fan before getting into the ring. Kave pops open another beer and chills out in the corner while he waits for Danielle Brisbane to arrive. “Just A Girl” cuts off Kave’s music and the fans of the new bride cheer as she comes out to the ring, still teasing the guys in the crowd. Kave points to the belt as Danielle is taking it off. He motions that the belt will be his before he downs the rest of the beer and meets Dani in the middle of the ring. Kave starts with a sportsman-like gesture and extends his hand for Dani to shake. She does so willingly, and Kave pulls her in and clotheslines her to the mat. Guess he’s serious about winning the IC title. Half the crowd boos Kave as he backs her up into the corner and lands a few elbows to her temple. He then whips her to the opposite turnbuckle and jumps in for a splash, but Danielle gets her feet up and repels Kave. She jumps up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a Van Daminator-style kick, nailing Kave in the chin and knocking him down! Danielle walks over and locks in the “Dont’ Speak”(dragon sleeper)!!! This one could be over early! Kave tries hard to roll out of the move, but she’s got him locked in tight. He reaches up and grabs her by the hair, then lifts his foot and kicks her in the head! Danielle lets go and falls to the mat holding her head. Kave pulls her up and whips her to the ropes, and she comes flying back with head scissors! Kave stops her in mid move and pulls her up for a powerbomb, but she reverses it into a huracanrana! But again, Kave reverses her move with a “Frat House Rumble”(Styles Clash)!!! Kave makes the cover! 1, 2, 3!!!! NEW CHAMPION, NEW CHAMPION!
WINNER AND NEW RWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: Kave Blackwell

The elevator doors open with a chime and Gordon steps out into the icy winds on the roof of the arena. He immediately spots the jumper, who is teetering on the edge of the building. GAP slowly approaches, trying not to startle the man and make him jump.

Gordon: It’s not worth it you know...

Jumper: Love is dead in the world. And you’re right, it’s not worth living.

That’s not what I meant. I meant that killing yourself is not worth it. Whatever it is that’s gone bad in your life, it’s never bad enough to commit suicide. Believe me, I’ve thought about it before.

GAP slowly creeps closer to the man.

Yeah, but you have NO idea what I’ve gone through. I stink, everyone looks at me funny because of how my skin looks. I can’t taste anything.

I’m sorry. Have you been to see a doctor?

GAP is close enough to grab the man when he turns around and reveals himself as Terry Williams!

Oh I’m afraid it’s much too late for that!

Terry grabs a hold of GAP’s coat and pulls him towards the edge, but GAP holds steady and nails Terry right in the nose with a punch. Terry reels back and GAP hits him with a “You’re Fired!” superkick, sending him screaming over the edge. GAP walks over and takes a peek to see where Terry landed. He doesn’t hear Doc walk up behind him. Doc pulls out a cattle prod and jams it into GAP’s neck. GAP convulses as the electric current flows through his body, and finally falls to the roof when Doc lets up. Doc lifts GAP off of the roof and drapes him over his shoulder, then walks back to the elevator. Where’s he taking him? On the ground next to the building, a small crowd of people has gathered around Terry’s limp body. All of the sudden, Terry sits up! His head hangs to one side, and he fixes it with a quick snap. The crowd goes “Ugh” at the snapping sound. Terry stands up, dusts the snow off of himself, then shuffles away.

Hardcore Title, Empty Swimming Pool Match
Blockbuster vs. The Patient vs. Ken Wild

Staff members are working on filling the Empty Swimming Pool with weapons. A cameraman stands near the corner and behind him sharp barbed-wire just waiting to pierce someone's skin tonight! People encircle the pool in a frenzy for blood, adding their own personal weapons to the match as well! "Never Gonna Stop" By Rob Zombie blares through out the area as Blockbuster makes his way into the shallow end, holding a trash can filled with even more weapons! Blockbuster looks around trying to get used to the atmosphere around him. Rob Zombie slowly fades out as "FUCK THE WORLD" hits! I.C.P blares through the sound system. The Patient makes his way in wearing his Hannibal mask! Under that mask you know The Patient has to be smiling! This is his match and he seems to know it. He pauses at the foot of the pool and taunts Blockbuster by pretending to dip his foot in and shivering. Suddenly "Falling Away From" by KoRn echo's through out the P. A system. The Hardcore champion Ken Wild makes his way in with a fire extinguisher and the Hardcore title strapped around his waist. Wild takes a quick advantage as he blasts the extinguisher towards The Patient's way blinding him in the early going! Patient falls back inot the pool and Blockbuster takes quick advantage of it, whipping him down the incline into the deep end of the pool as the slick surface careens him into the barbwire surrounding the walls. This match is off! Blockbuster grabs a Kendo stick from his trash can as he dumps the rest in the Pool filled with weapons. Blockbuster turns The Patient around and cracks the Kendo stick over The Patients head. The Patient staggers for a minute and Wild runs over with a chair as well. Blockbuster blasts Patient again, who shakes it off. Wild blasts him with a chair shot to the head, but Patient drops to one knee and tries to stand again. Blockbuster goes for another crack and the Patient counters and grabs the Kendo stick from his hands! Wild quickly grabs the extinguisher and smashes it over the back of The Patients head! The Patient stumbles to the floor as both Blockbuster and Ken Wild begin doing damage by stomping the shit out of The Patient. Wild tosses the extinguisher across the Pool to the other end as he shouts "Hold him down!" Wild and Blockbuster seem to be working together to eliminate a mutual enemy! Wild grabs a trash can lid from the floor and slowly walks over to the Blockbuster and smashes the trash can lid right across … BLOCKBUSTER’S HEAD!!! Blockbuster staggers back as Wild charges with a chair leveled to BB’s face … but Blockbuster hits a huge drop kick! The chair bounces off of Wild's face as he collapses in a heap. Blockbuster then drags Wild up by the hair, then proceeds to gorilla press him as he rakes his back on the barbwire! OUCH! THAT has got to hurt like hell! The Patient gets to his feet as Wild goes sailing over him and crashing onto a nearby ladder. Blockbuster grabs Patient and hits a Russian leg-sweep into the weapons-filled trashcan and covers Patient 1-2-3-WILD MAKES THE SAVE! Wild is dazed as Blockbuster argues a slow count – but what do you expect when there’s a "five" instead of a "three"? Blockbuster stomps Wild a few times then peels him from the concrete floor, tossing him into the barbwire once again. Blockbuster is setting up a table and wrapping it in barbwire meticulously, giving both men a chance to make it up. When Blockbuster turns around, Patient hits him low with a shoulderblock o the mid-setion and Wild nails a crescent kick out of nowhere! Blockbuster goes down as Wild’s back is ate up to say the least. Patient scrambles to a nearby 2X4 and shatters it over the back of Blockbuster! Blockbuster collapses .. and Wild is up again with the extinguisher, he goes for Patient’s head … Patient ducks! "Vertibrae Victim! (Powerbomb/Backbreaker into his knee) Ken Wild fights his way out in mid-lift as he lands on the floor with both legs. The Patient turns around as Wild kicks him square in the nuts and puts him in position for a Tornado DDT! Wild has the Tornado DDT half done but The Patient straps his big hands around Wild waist and picks him off his feet with a bear hug! Wild is in tremendous amount of pain as The Patient begins working on Wild's ribs. Blockbuster gets to his feet and grabs both men from behind!!! What the …. HOLY SHIT! Blockbuster just release German-Suplexed both men through the barbwire table!!! Blockbuster covers Wild … 1-2-3-4-WILD KICKS OUT! What a show of heart by the current HC champ! Wild shouts in pain as Blockbuster picks him up. Blockbuster is eyeing the ladder, but wait! Patient is up! Blockbuster turns around and both men are going at it! Wild slumps to the floor as Blockbuster is putting a great fight as The Patient staggers back. Blockbuster clotheslines Patient down! Wild is left in a bloody mess as he slowly gets to his feet. Blockbuster grabs a chair and begins driving the chair against The Patients gut. Blockbuster drops the chair as he picks The Patient back to his feet. Blockbuster puts The Patient in position for a Suplex on the chair! Wild makes himself useful and helps Blockbuster as both men manage to lift The Patient off his feet and Blockbuster and Ken Wild nail the double Suplex on the chair! The chair is reduced to a twisted mess as Patient is down and out. Wild gets up right after Blockbuster as both men begin exchanging blows across the face. Wild takes advantage but Blockbuster goes for a clothesline and Wild goes under and hooks the "The WildPlex" - Tazzmission into a Belly to back Suplex! Wild bounces Blockbuster into a nearby roll of barbwire coil and is choking him out! Blockbuster’s shoulders are pinned down as the ref goes for the count, "ONE.....TWO....THREE..." NO! The Patient stomps on Wild as he lets go of the hold! The Patient picks Wild up to his feet as he tosses him into the barbwire yet again! Wild lands on trash can's folded tables and ladders. The Patient the turns to Blockbuster and puts him in a Suplex position. The Patient Suplexes Blockbuster on the ladder! Wild is in pain as The Patient sets a table up, douses it in lighter fluid, then sets it aflame! The crowd goes nuts as the table slowly lights up and warms the Juno night. The Patient begins kicking Wild on his ribs as Blockbuster makes his way to his feet. Patient seems to be softening up Wild for something. Blockbuster interrupts Patient as both men go at it again! Wild gets to his feet as both The Patient and Blockbuster turn towards Wild's position and Wild takes both men down with a double clothesline using a ladder!!! Both opponents are down. Wild grabs the trash can lid and cracks it across Blockbusters face, the Patient’s, then Blockbusters … and so forth as the crowd counts to "20". Blockbuster staggers back as Wild places him on the concrete. The Patient gets to his feet and stands behind Wild. Wild turns around as he gets nailed in the gut, LIGHTS OUT POWERBOMB ONTO BLOCKBUSTER!!! HOLY SHIT!!! The Patient places his boot over Wild's chest as the ref goes for the count. "1-----2------3-------4-----" NO! Wild and Blockbuster won’t go out that easy! The Patient’s surprised as he sets the ladder up. Blockbuster gets on his knees as The Patient folds the Ladder and drives the top front of the ladder right against his face! Blockbuster drops back down on his back as Wild slowly gets up. The Patient swings the ladder but Wild ducks! Wild backs away a few feet and goes charging towards The Patient and nails a huge Yakuza Kick knocking down The Patient. The ladder drops on The Patient after he falls on the hard floor. Wild taunts The Patient as he grabs the chair and strikes it 4 times on the ladder where The Patient is laid out under it. Causing more pain on The Patient. Wild grabs the ladder and sets it up a few feet way from The Patient and Blockbuster. Wild grabs the chair as places it on The Patient's shoulder. Wild begins to climb the Ladder as Blockbuster tries to shake off the cobwebs. The Patient manages to get back on his feet WILD LEAPS AND SWANTONS BOTH OPPONENTS!!! The three men tumble to the concrete and no one is moving. The referee can’t count because there must be a winner! The Patient rolls away and pauses near the sharp barbed-wire. Wild then staggers up with Patient and nails a Russian Leg Sweep ON THE BARED-WIRE AND INTO THE HARD CONCRETE SIDE!!!!! Both men are in tremendous amount of pain as Blockbuster gets to his feet The Patient is down as Wild is untangles his hair from the barbed-wire. Blockbuster grabs the Kendo stick and cracks the Kendo stick across Wild's ribs 5 time painful times. Wild finally untangles himself as he gets on his knees. CRACK! The Kendo stick breaks in half over Wild's head as he drops on his back. Wild is out cold as Blockbuster goes for the count.. ""1----2----3-----4- No The Patient nails a running drop kick to the head of Blockbuster breaking the count! The Patient picks Blockbuster up and tries sending him to the wall of painful, unforgiving barbed-wire but Blockbuster reverses the whip as he whips The Patient, brings him back and kicks him in the nuts! Blockbuster scoops The Patient up for the "Brooklyn Slam" - Michinoku Driver! and YES! Blockbuster excites the "Brooklyn Slam" throught the flaming table! WOW! Patient is screaming in pain! What these men are putting on tonight! Blockbuster sets up a table as he begins stomping on The Patient.

Mike Colley: "Why didn't he go for the cover?"

Dan Gosnell” "He’s as dumb as he is strong?"

Ken Wild gets back to his feet as he limps his way over to a pile of trash cans and baseball bats, digging through he finally pulls out A SLEDGEHAMMER!?!?!?! Blockbuster turns around to set another table but Wild drives the sledgehammer against Blockbuster gut! Blockbuster bends over as Wild drops the sledgehammer and counters with a swinging neck breaker! Blockbuster is down as Wild holds his ribs in pain. The Patient has gotten to his feet and starts to stack four tables, laughing as Wild fails to notice him while working over Blockbuster. The Patient grabs Wild from behind and nails Wild with the "Whiplash Effect" – (Suplex into a Piledriver) on the concert! Wild is out cold as The Patient smiles and hooks the leg. "1----2------3-------4------" NO! Wild somehow manages to kick out!

"How in Gods name did he kick out after the last move The Patient hit?"

"One word, homo: Methamphetamine.’

The Patient picks Wild up but Wild nails a LOW BLOW! Wild quickly gets back to his feet as he puts The Patient in position for "The Fate" (Puts opponent in a DVD but spins him and drops him down) and nails it! The Patient grabs his head as Blockbuster makes his way to the top of the pool and onto the driving board?!?!? What is this monster planning? Ken Wild doesn't bother pinning Patient as he wants to settle a score with Blockbuster so he quickly follows Blockbuster up! Both men manage to make it to the diving board as they begin to exchange blows. At the bottom, Patient gets to his feet, sees the two men slugging it out on the diving board! Patient moves the tables into position and smiles .. and then …The Patient begins to climb the ladder to the diving board! OH MY GOD! All three men are fighting it out. Blockbuster staggers back as The Patient and Wild work as a team. OH, MY GOD!!!! The Patient grabs Blockbuster by the tights and tosses him 20 feet off the diving board and into the pool …. MISSING THE FOUR TABLES!!! BLOCKBUSTER IS OUT COLD!!! Wild and The Patient are going at it as Wild goes for a kick but it's caught by the Patient as he turns Wild to his back and grips his neck for the "Bag Em 'n' Tag Em" Two Handed Face-First Chokeslam but Wild manages to get his way out with a low blow! Patient is staggered perilously on the board … when Wild goes for the "Show Stealer" (Matt Hardy set up but it's a stunner.) And no! The Patient manages to break free! Wild turns around as OH MY GOD!!! BAG ‘EM AND TAG ‘EM!!! WILD AND PATIENT FALL 20 FEET DOWN THROUGH 4 TABLES!!! HOLY SHIT!!! A CRACK OF WILD'S BODY HAS BEEN PRINTED ON THE POOL BOTTOM AS PATIENT LIES UNCONSCOIUS OVER HIM!!! WHAT WE HAVE JUST SEEN IS INSANE!!! 1-----2-----3-----4------5!!! NOT A SINGLE MAN IS MOVING AFTER THIS! Paramedics make their way into the chaos as they begin to help all three men.
WINNER AND NEW RWF HARDCORE CHAMPION: The Patient

*** Main Event ***

World Title Match
Zeke vs. Cabbie Klowaski

Zeke makes his way to the ring to an immediate ovation, but they quickly dim down when they see that he’s wearing his clothes backwards and walking to the ring on his hands. The arena is stuck in shock, not knowing what the hell is going on. Zeke gets to his feet when he reaches the ring and gets inside. He lies down in the middle of the ring face first. The fans are all still in confusion as the champion walks to the ring and he is just as confused as they are. He gets into the ring and the ref calls for the bell. Cabbie taps Zeke on the back… ROLLUP! 1… 2… Kickout!! Zeke almost won the title already. I guess he still has some sense of reality. Cabbie is pissed though. Zeke gets to his feet just in time to catch a mean clothesline from the champion. He grabs Zeke and locks in a Dragon Sleeper. Zeke quickly flips up and wraps Cabbie’s head with his legs, then quickly drives him down with a reverse hurricanranna!! I think Zeke’s loss of sanity has improved his wrestling ability. Zeke runs off the ropes and lands a quick leg drop. Cover 1… 2… Kickout! Zeke doesn’t let up. He whips Cabbie at the ropes and goes for a dropkick, he connects!! He lifts the champ up, but gets nailed with a punch to the throat. Zeke keels over, Cabbie lifts him over and Zeke goes flying to the outside!! He lands right on his head!! The crowd gasps as Zeke doesn’t move. Cabbie, however, is not about to be fooled twice. He grabs the challenger from the ringside and rolls him into the ring. Cabbie lifts Zeke and whips him to the ropes. COACH CRASH!! He makes the cover… 1… 2…KICKOUT!! Cabbie is shocked. Zeke gets up holding his head and looking around. He doesn’t seem to know what’s going on. He looks down at his clothes and looks even more confused. He looks up just in time to see Cabbie running at him. He goes for a dropkick to Zeke’s head, but Zeke quickly dodges and Cabbie falls to the ground. Zeke is trying to fix his clothes, it looks like that hit to the head might have knocked him back into sanity. Cabbie gets up and runs at Zeke and Zeke lifts him up to hit a Samoan Drop!! Zeke lifts him up and hits a Fisherman’s DDT!! Cabbie is dazed badly. Zeke props himself in a corner and waits… Cabbie gets to his feet and turns around… Zeke goes for the BULLET!!! MISS!!! He goes flying into the turnbuckle. Cabbie grabs him out of the corner. He’s going for a Driven Over the Edge!! Zeke claps his legs on Cabbie’s head and Cabbie lets go. Zeke quickly hits a Double Leg Takedown and LOCKS IN MISERY!!! Cabbie fights and fights. Trying to get to the ropes, but Zeke just has it on too perfectly. Cabbie taps out to the pain.
WINNER AND NEW RWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Zeke

The referee hands the World Title to Zeke, but Zeke waves it off and helps Cabbie to his feet first. Zeke extends his hand to Cabbie in friendship before taking the belt! Cabbie shakes Zeke's hand, then grabs the belt and hands it over. The Robotron flickers to life, showing Doc loading Gordon's unconscious body into the back of the Unstables van!!! What's the hell is Doc doing?