Highlights of the PPV are shown, focusing on some of the nastier spots in the Funhouse Match, then showing Patient holding up the Hardcore Title with a mosaic blocking his package. We move on to the Doctor’s Orders match, where Zeke and JBL suffer heavy injuries, while Benny LaBenze manages to escape with minor stuff. The cage lowers and Doc holds Zeke’s hand up in victory, then the camera zooms in to capture the sadistic grin on Doc’s face as fist explodes into Zeke’s chest with the surprise “911.” Zeke may have retained the title, but the night truly belonged to the Unstables.

After the Hangover intro airs, “Immortal” by Clutch begins to play and GAP steps out onto the stage under a green glow. Dollar signs criss-cross around him in the form of yellow lasers as he takes in the HUGE reaction from the fans. He motions for the music to be cut, and when it does, the crowd breaks out into a rendition of “Happy Birthday” for Gordon. As they finish singing, Gordon looks out to them with a large smile on his face and begins speaking. “Thank you, thank you everyone! Even though it is my birthday, we still have a lot of business to attend to. Tonight we have some amazing matches for you. We aren’t going to lose our steam from Trick or Trauma. Ken Wild and Predator will battle it out to see what fat gets trimmed from our overflowing roster, but I think I know how that one’s going to turn out. One lucky winner will choose his own fate next week when he defeats three other men in a TABLES MATCH!” The crowd goes crazy as they salivate at the thought of how many tables and bodies are getting broken tonight. “Patient gets his chance to avenge the Blue Collar Mafia against Doc Mangahaus when he defends the Hardcore Championship against Johnny bin Laden. And the main event, who will be the number one contender after tonight? Danielle Brisbane, Cabbie Klowaski, or ‘Sensual’ Benny LaBenze???? Let’s find out, and LET THE ASSKICKING BEGIN!”

”Ballistic” Bryan Deas vs. Jonathan McRenolds

Bryan defeats McRenolds after hitting a “Ballistically Insane” powerbomb, short match here.
WINNER: “Ballistic” Bryan Deas

G-Sus Krist vs. “The Anti-Pope” Leo XIII

G-Sus comes out and plays to the crowd, but Anti-Pope never makes it out to the ring. Does he even work here anymore?
WINNER: G-Sus Krist

Raglan James vs. “Old School” Dan the Man Frazier

The PA system blasts “Not Meant For Me” as Raglan James steps out onto the stage with Cold Sandra at his side. The lights are split so that it looks like they are reflecting off of water and onto Raglan’s form. Looking evil, and he and Sandra make their way to the ring. The Rocky theme song begins playing as “Old School” Dan the Man Frazier walks out totally pumped up. As Dan the Man stands on top of the ramp, he unzips his Adidas top, revealing his new “Dan Rules the World” shirt. It has a planet with Dan standing on top of it. Dan walks down the ramp to a mix of boos and cheers. Dan walks to the ring steps and walks up and into the ring, telling the ref to keep Raglan back. Dan gets on the top turnbuckle and poses. The bell sounds as both men circle each other, and the crowd starts to get into it and cheer. Both men lock up and Dan throws Raglan to the mat, then flexes as Raglan looks up in shock. Raglan gets up and stretches before they circle once again. They lock up in the middle and Dan throws Raglan even harder to the mat, then flexes again. Raglan is pissed as he bangs the mat and gets up. Both men are about to lock up when Raglan spears Dan to the mat and starts to wail on him with punches to the head. Raglan picks Dan up and whips him to the ropes, going for a clothesline, but Dan ducks the clothesline and hits the opposing ropes. He comes back with a flying forearm and knocks Raglan down. Dan goes for a quick pin! 1...2, kickout. Dan gets up and lifts Raglan, then backs him up to the corner and throws a few kicks to his midsection. The ref breaks it up and Raglan gouges Dan's eyes, prompting a stern warning from the referee. Raglan throws Dan into the corner and delivers a series of stinging knife-edge chops as the crowd chants along, “Whoo!” Walking slowly down the ramp comes Shay. He stands at ringside and watches Dan and Raglan going at it. Neither man pays any attention to Shay as Raglan whips Dan to the ropes, but Dan reverses and sends Raglan out of the ring! Shay starts to go after Raglan, but Dan jumps out of the ring and gets in Shay’s face. “What the hell are you doing out here?” asks Dan before Raglan turns him around and DDTs him on the floor! Shay backs off as Raglan approaches him with an evil gaze in his eyes. Raglan rolls Dan into the ring and follows up with a cover. 1, 2, KICKOUT! Raglan gets up to a knee with a look of frustration on his face. He whips Dan to the ropes, but Dan reverses again and hits a powerslam! Dan picks up Raglan and drives him into the mat with a brainbuster, then looks out to the crowd and signals for the “Lethal” Double Axehandle as they go maniacal! Dan climbs the turnbuckle and perches, waiting for Raglan to get up when Shay jumps up to get the referee’s attention. Latin Lover runs out from the back wielding a steel chair! WHACK! The chair goes right across Dan’s spine and he falters. Raglan sees his chance and plucks Dan off the turnbuckle and into a fireman’s carry, setting up for the “Magician’s Trance.” He takes a few steps out and completes the process with a hangman’s neckbreaker! Raglan covers Dan! 1, 2, 3!
WINNER: Raglan James

Ken Wild vs. Predator
Loser leaves the RWF

"Schism"(String Version) by Tool blares through the P.A system as Predator makes his way through the curtains. The crowd boos Predator as he makes his way down the ramp. Predator rolls through the bottom ropes and looks around. This might be his last match in the RWF! The lights go out as the beginning notes of "Falling Away From Me" By Korn echo through the arena. Chants of "WILD SUCKS" move through the crowd as Ken Wild makes his way through the curtains. Wild flips the fans off as he walks down the ramp. Beer cups are being thrown from the crowd at Wild and he gets pegged by one in the back. He looks over to see who did it, but he has no idea. Wild climbs the apron and steps over the top rope. The ref circles the ring as both men approach each other. Predator extends his arm and both men shake hands. Predator looks around the arena with his head turned and Wild slaps him across the face. Wild quickly whips Predator to the ropes and lays in a huge chop across the chest. Predator staggers back while holding his pecs. Wild connects with a right hand and Predator staggers back. Predator is trapped in the corner as Wild goes for another right hand, but Predator ducks the attack and shoves Wild into the corner. Predator tries to kick his opponent in the gut, but Wild manages to grab hold of his foot. Wild clotheslines Predator nearly taking his head off! Predator drops to the mat and Wild stomps on his ribs until he rolls out the ring. Wild backs away as he looks around the arena. Predator slowly gets to his feet and then rolls back into the ring. Wild comes charging and goes for a clothesline, but Pred manages to duck, and then nails a huge drop kick, knocking the taste out of Wild's mouth. Wild staggers back as Predator gets back to his feet. Wild shakes his head and gets knocked down with a jumping clothesline. Predator quickly snatches Wild up to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Wild bounces back as Predator goes for another drop kick, but Wild grips the top rope and pulls back. Predator drops on his back and Wild runs up, driving his heel across the face of Predator. Predator rolls around the ring holding his face in pain. Wild bounces off the rope and he goes for a leg drop, but Predator moves out the way. Wild holds his ass in pain as Predator slowly gets to his feet. Both men are up and ready as they exchange punches. Predator overpowers Wild and shoves him into the corner, then comes charging like a rocket. Wild places his boot high into the air and Predator takes it on the chin. He stumbles away and turns around in time to get speared by Wild, who then lifts him high for a Bear Hug. Predator shouts in pain as Wild charges the turnbuckle and rams Predator's spine into it. Wild backs up and does it again, knocking the wind out of Pred. Wild drops Pred to the mat and starts talking trash to the fans as they boo him to hell. He turns around to get back to work on Predator, but Pred comes back with rights and lefts to the gut of Wild. Wild doubles over as Predator gets to his feet and sets him up for a powerbomb. PRED NAILS IT! He drops down and covers Wild! 1, 2, KICKOUT! Predator gets on Wild and starts punching him in the head. The referee struggles with Pred and finally pulls him off. Wild gets to his knees and drives his forearm against Pred’s nads from behind. Predator bends over and Wild quickly lifts Predator up on his shoulders for "The Fate" (Puts opponent in a DVD but spins him and drops him down.). Wild drops Predator on his head and falls over, slowly hooking his leg. Can this be it? 1, 2, 3!!! Ken Wild just ended Predator’s career! The referee raises Wild’s hand as he looks down at Predator and spits on him. Wild then leaves the arena as his music plays.
WINNER: Ken Wild

The Masked ShowWood vs. Blockbuster vs. Latin Lover vs. Kave Blackwell
Tables Match, Winner gets to book his own match next week.

Highlights of people crashing through tables pop up on the Robotron as tables are laid out and about the ring. Following the maintenance "Party Hard" by Andrew W.K hits and Kave Blackwell comes walking out to the ring as the Fatal Fourway Tables match is set to begin with Tables all around the ring and Kave slides into the ring and as he does "Boombastic" by Shaggy hits and Latin Lover comes walking out onto the stage as pyro goes off and he comes running down to the ring and he slides into it and he and Kave begin fighting and then "Never Gonna Stop" By Rob Zombie hits and Blockbuster comes out to the cheers from the crowd and he comes stomping down to the ring and all three men are in the ring and then "Red Devil" (Vanity Remix) and then over the speaker in Vanity's voice "VAIN MAN WALKING!" and the hardcore rock hits and The Masked ShowWood begins making his way to the ring but..not as like most would think...he's in a Wheelchair!!! And by his side is Larry (Formerly one of Owen Hart's when he was a dead mover) Larry wheels Vanity down to the ring and Vanity is waving to the fans and then Larry helps Vanity out of the chair and rolls him into the ring and folds up the chair and slides it into the ring and then resets it up and helps "The Masked One" into it and BB, LL and Kave are all flabberghasted at this. As Vanity is wheeled up to the ring, ALL THREE MEN JUMP HIM!!! IT’S RWF STYLE!!! Vanity is beaten severely and hoisted up and launched over the top ropes and through a table!!! MY GOD! Vanity was easy pickings and they took full advantage! Paramedics rush in as Vanity is down, holding his back and screaming that he can’t feel his legs. Paramedics are even coming out with a spine board! This doesn’t look good for Vanity. Blockbuster grins evilly as Kave and Latin Lover leap onto his back!!! The two lighter high flyers start to take it to the big man! They hit a vicious double clothesline that sends BB crashing over the ropes and to the floor!!! Kave turns around and ducks an insugiri kick by LL and nails a reverse DDT onto the mat. Kave sees BB getting up, shoots off the ropes and body-presses BB … WHO CATCHES HIM! Kave looks lost as BB guillotines him on the metal rail surrounding the ring. Blockbuster then drags Kave and lays him out on a table BB leaps up to the canvas and raises his hands… MY GOD HE’S GOING TO SPLASH KAVE THROUGH THE TABLE!!! LL runs from across the ring, springs off of the ropes and nails a dropkick on BB!!! Blockbuster is launched off of the apron and towards Kave who barely manages to move … BB crashes through the table! He’s Gone! The big man is stunned having fallen out of the ring and to the concrete with all of that size crashing down. Kave is getting up slowly, clutching his neck as Latin Lover builds another head of steam, he goes for a baseball slide kick AND MISSES! Kave gets out of the way as Latin Lover falls to the floor with Kave forcing him down onto the back of his head! Kave kicks LL a few times then slides into the ring. He props a table up in the center of the ring, then rolls LL in! Latin Lover is staggered as Kave points to the table and locks him up for a Suplex … wait! LL blocks! He reverses the suplex away from the table w/ a rolling neckbreaker!!! Latin Lover leaps to his feet and whips Kave to a corner, then follows with a full head of steam … KAVE NAILS A BIG BOOT, HOISTS LL UP AND RACKS HIM ON THE TOP ROPE!!! Latin Lover is wincing in pain as Kave climbs to the top and punches LL in the face a few times… Both men are trading blows now, Kave misses a haymaker on LL who nails a low blow!!! Kave is hunched over … and LATIN LOVER HITS A SPINE BUSTER FROM THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Both men lay in the wreckage, but Latin Lover is your winner!
WINNER: The Latin Lover

”The Innovator” Terry Williams vs. Shay

"Blind" by KoRn hits and "The Innovator" Terry Williams comes out onto the stage to cheers from the crowd and he walks down to the ring with a determined look and rolls into the ring and relaxes into a corner awaiting Shay to make his way to the ring and then "Fat Lip" By Sum 41 hits and the crowd boos as Maverick Member Shay comes walking out onto the stage and runs down to the ring sliding in and Terry tries for a legdrop on Shay as he slides in but Shay slides to the middle of the ring almost and Terry misses landing on his ass as the ref calls for the bell to start the match and Shay gets up as Terry does and Shay begins laying in hard chops into Terry and the crowd (WOOOO'S) with each chop and finally Shay backs Terry to the ropes and whips him across the ring and Shay telegraphs the back body drop setup and Terry leapfrogs over Shay and as Shay turns..Terry hits the ropes and hits a dropkick to Shay's jaw putting him down to the mat and Shay gets back up as does Terry and Terry takes Shay over in a hiptoss..and then another and then Terry takes Shay over using his momentum again with a huge powerslam which Terry covers him with..1...2..kickout and it wasn't close..a kickout just after the hand hit for 2. Terry picks Shay up and whips him from the middle of the ring into a corner and follows him in for a splash but bam Shay gets both feet up and then runs at Terry trying for a bulldog but Terry ducks the attempt as if knowing Shay was coming from behind for a bulldog and Terry lifts him up quickly for the "Record Breaker" (Fireman's Carry into a Stunner) but Shay slips off his back and slides it into a falling reverse ddt!! Shay covers Terry..1..2...no kickout again and as this happens..Sandra makes her way out onto the stage! She slowly walks to the ring as Shay eyes her up a moment and then picks Terry up and backs him into the corner slugging him several times with hard right hands. Then he whips Terry across the ring and follows him in but Terry hits a sunset flip variation out of the corner to pin Shay but Shay rolls out of it and hits a dropkick to Terry's face and now Sandra is at ringside by the ramp. Shay picks Terry up and yells at Sandra "Stay the fuck outta my business!" and the referee is saying something to Sandra..his attention is turned and Terry hits a low blow! Terry lifts him into the "Record Breaker" again (Fireman's carry into Stunner) AND NAILS IT! The crowd oooh's and googles at that move and suddenly as Terry moves to make the cover Sandra jumps onto the ring apron and distracts the referee by this..as she does this Blockbuster leaps over the barricade next to the announce position! and grabs a Chair as he goes by! He slides into the ring as Terry gets up to confront Sandra and as Sandra sees BB in the ring she starts making out with the referee!!! BB then turns Terry around before he touches the ref or Sandra and WHAM with the top of the chair into his stomach and then CRACK! Blockbuster destroys the chair over Terry's skull and Shay is up grinning and BB turns around grinning and then kicks Shay in the gut "BensonHurst Bomb!" (Spinning Powerbomb) and SHAY CRASHES DOWN ON TOP OF TERRY AND SLUMPS THERE!!!! Blockbuster leaves the ring and finally Sandra gets off the apron and removes her lips from the Ref's and the ref turns and sees Shay on top of Terry and counts the fall..1....2....3! "Fat Lip" by Sum 41 hits for about 20 seconds and as BB backs up the ramp with Sandra "Never Gonna Stop" By Rob Zombie hits and he raises his arms in the air along with Sandra's as the crowd boos after that match and what BB Did!
WINNER: Shay

Abaddon vs. Dr. Doom

"The End Is The Beginning Is The End" by Smashing Pumpkins hits and the fans cheer. Abaddon steps out onto the stage and makes his way down the aisle wearing a black hooded robe. He climbs into the ring. "After Dark" by Agathodaimon hits and Doom makes his way out onto the stage with an evil grin on his face. He slowly walks down the aisle and the fans boo him all the way. He climbs the steel steps and into the ring. The 2 men stare each other down. Abaddon and Doom go face to face in the middle of the ring. Doom will be looking for more revenge after Abaddon put him through a mirror in the funhouse match but Abaddon will want revenge for the loss against Doom at 'Live'. Abaddon, the much taller of the two men grabs Doom by the throat and throws him into the corner. Abaddon then begins to pound away at Doom with punches to the face and gut. Abaddon then whips Doom to the opposite corner and charges at him with a clothesline. Doom staggers out of the corner. Abaddon grabs Doom by the throat and raises him into the air looking for a chokeslam but Doom elbows him the back of head forcing him to drop him. Doom hits the ropes then deliver a clothesline to Abaddon, staggering the big man. Doom hits another clothesline causing Abaddon to stagger more. Doom then hits the ropes one more time and knocks Abaddon down with a shoulder block to the knee. Doom then grabs Abaddon's leg and places it on the bottom rope before stepping onto the ropes, jumping him and crashing down on the leg with all of his weight. Abaddon holds his leg. Doom grabs the leg again and goes to jump on it again but Abaddon moves his leg into the right position to kick Doom in the nuts! Doom grabs his nuts and falls to the canvas. Abaddon gets back to his feet and lifts Doom up by his throat. Abaddon raises him into the air with a Lifting Chokehold, before throwing him back down to the canvas. Abaddon grabs Doom again and lifts him above his head, he then drops him onto his shoulders and into a Death Valley Driver!!! Abaddon drops into the cover 1... 2... Doom kicks out! Abaddon grabs Doom and lifts him back to his feet but Doom slugs him in the gut, knocking him back a step, Doom slugs him again, before kicking him in the gut and hitting a DDT! Both men lie motionless on the canvas. Doom drapes an arm over Abaddon 1... 2... Abaddon kicks out easily from the relaxed pin. Doom struggles back to his feet and lifts Abaddon off the canvas. Doom attempts to whip Abaddon but Abaddon over-powers him and whips Doom to the ropes. Abaddon delivers a Big Boot to the face of Doom knocking him down. Abaddon then hooks on 'the Gates of Hell' (Walls of Jericho). Doom screams out in pain as Abaddon singes in the submission hold, trying to break his back. Doom starts struggling toward the ropes as Abaddon continues to put pressure on the back. Doom is just about to grab the ropes when Abaddon drags him back to the centre of the ring. Doom continues trying to suck up the pain and crawls back toward the ropes. With one last burst of energy Doom grabs the bottom rope. The ref forces Abaddon to break the hold. Abaddon releases the Gates of Hell and starts stomping on the lower back of Doom. Abaddon grabs Doom and lifts him back to his feet. He then whips him toward the ropes, but doesn't let go, drags him back and hooks him into a Bearhug! Doom screams out in pain again but quickly gets out of it by biting Abaddon's head! Abaddon quickly releases the Bearhug and Doom delivers a dropkick knocking Abaddon to the outside of the ring. Doom staggers back and leans in the corner trying to shake off the cobwebs. Abaddon quickly climbs back onto the apron. Doom charges at him and knocks him back off the apron sending him into the guard rail. Doom taunts the crowd, who boo him wildly. Doom grins as the fans boo him. Abaddon climbs back onto the apron. Doom tries to knock him down again but Abaddon grabs Doom by the throat and pushes him down to the canvas. Abaddon climbs back into the ring. Abaddon whips Doom to the ropes and goes for another big boot but Doom ducks it, Abaddon spins around and attempts to punch Doom but Doom ducks it and snaps on 'World Domination!' (Lift for Belly to Back suplex and drop using other hand to guide down in a chokeslam position). Both men fall to the canvas. After a few seconds Doom starts crawling towards Abaddon and lies on top of him 1... 2... ABADDON KICKS OUT! Doom can't believe it! Doom punches the ring in frustration before getting back to his feet. Doom drags Abddon to his feet but Abaddon hits a low blow! Doom staggers around as Abaddon tries to get his head together. Abaddon kicks Doom in the gut and lifts him into a Powerbomb position looking for FRP, but Doom rolls through into a Sunset Flip and grabs the ropes for assistance 1... 2... 3!!! Doom quickly rolls out of the ring and staggers up the aisle victorious with After Dark playing on.
WINNER: Dr. Doom

”Jihad” Johnny bin Laden vs. The Patient
Hardcore Title Match

"Mad Professor" by ICP blasts over the PA as Dr. Mangahaus and Johnny bin Laden make their way to the ring, but before they’re even halfway down the ramp, Patient comes charging from the back and hits a clothesline from behind that launches JBL down the ramp, rolling several times before he comes to a stop near the bottom. Patient turns in rage and stares at Mangahaus. The crowd starts to go apeshit as Patient grabs Mangahaus by the neck and marches him to the top of the stage! Patient hoists doc above his head in a gorilla press AND LAUNCHES HIMOFF THE STAGE AND INTO A PILE OF ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT!!! Sparks and noise are heard as Patient stands proud and the crowd chants "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" Paramedics rush in immediately as a camera pans to a skybox seat where a smarmy GAP grins ear to ear. Wait! JBL is up! Patient turns around and JBL has grabbed a seat from a fan! Patient turns around and JBL swings the chair!!! Pateint ducks and backdrops JBL over him and sends him into the backstage area! The Robotrom immediately comes to life showing the backstage area as JBL manages to get to one knee. He looks around fervently, then sees Patient coming through the curtain. Just when the curtain parts, JBL reaches over to a nearby table and blasts Patient in the head with a metal water pitcher! It gashes Patient open and the blood begins to flow. JBL immediately tries to follow it up with a shot with a deli tray but Patient gets an arm up, blocks it, then hits a Spinebuster on JBL through the deli table!!! JBL isn’t even seeing straight!!! COVER 1-2- LATIN LOVER AND BENNY LABENZE RUN FROM OFF CAMERA AND PROCEED TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF PATIENT WITH STEEL CHAIRS!!! OH MY GOD!!! Patient rolls off and tries to cover his head and neck as LL and Benny continue to pound him unmercifully. The two men then drop the chairs, high-five, then run off down the back hallway!!! The referee begins to issue a ten count as JBL crawls over to Patient. He drapes an arm across Patient … One! ….. Dear God no! …. Two! … DON’T LET IT END LIKE THIS … Thr- KICK OUT!!! PATIENT GETS AN ARM UP!!! JBL lets out with an enraged scream as he works his way to his feet. He begins to kick Patient about the head and face several times, cover! 1-2-KICKOUT AGAIN!!! JBL takes one of the bent chairs, puts it on Patient face then nails it with the other chair!!! 1-KICKOUT!!! MY GOD PATIENT IS UP TO ONE KNEE!!! JBL winds back and busts the chair into Patient’s head!!! Patient shakes it off, gets up, hunched over and bleeding!!! JBL BLASTS PATIENT AGAIN!!! PATIENT SHRUGS IT OFF AND STAND UP FULLY!!! The crowd is going completely ape shit yet again!!! JBL winds back … AND PATIENT HITS A VICIOUS BIG BOOT THAT BURRIES JBL ON THE CONCRETE!!! Patient peels JBL off the concrete, eyes some dock skids, hoists JBL up and nails a "Bag ‘em and Tag ‘em" Two-handed Face-first Chokeslam into a pile of them!!! Splinters and broken boards litter the back area as the crowd is in pandemonium. Patient turns around and BLOCKBUSTER IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM WITH MANGAHAUS!?!?!?! Blockbuster jabs a chair into Patient’s midsection AND HITS A VICIOUS BENSONHURST BOMB ONTO THE CONCRETE!!! A sick THUD is heard as Mangahaus’ maniacal laughter fills the backstage area! BB pulls JBL atop Patient .. 1-2-3!!!!! WHAT A TRAAVESTY!!! Your new Hardcore Champion - "King" Johnny bin Laden. The Unstables are back and have some unlikely gold, ladies and gentlemen.
WINNER AND NEW RWF HARDCORE CHAMPION: “Jihad” Johnny bin Laden

***MAIN EVENT***

Danielle Brisbane vs. Cabbie Klowaski vs. “Sensual” Benny LaBenze
Triple Threat Match, World Title Number One Contender

“Just A Girl” rocks out the arena and the fans jump to their feet for the IC champ. She’s wearing the title proudly around her slim waist as she high-fives some fans on the way down to the ring. Next out is Cabbie to “Another One Rides the Bus.” The crowd cheers him on as he climbs the turnbuckle and drinks beer from a can held above his mouth like it was a fountain. Finally, “Sexy Boy” plays and out steps Benny, still bandaged a little from the Doctor’s Orders match. Jennifer Wood steps out in front and shows off her amazing body to pull a cheap pop out of the sea of boos. Benny steps into the ring and the bell sounds. All three competitors circle the ring, no one wanting to make the pre-mature move. After some posing, Benny is taken down by a clothesline from Cabbie. Cabbie turns around and Danielle is on the attack! She swings at Cabbie with everything she’s got, but Cabbie is on his game and blocks it all, then whips Danielle to the ropes and goes for a clothesline. Danielle ducks and runs right into a superkick from Benny! Danielle hits the mat hard as Benny turns his attention to Cabbie. Both men begin slugging it out and Cabbie, being the seasoned brawler, gets the advantage and whips Benny into the corner. Cabbie follows through with a big splash, but Benny moves out of the way and nails Cabbie with a reverse neckbreaker! Benny picks Cabbie up and lifts him for a vertical suplex, then takes him down hard and floats over for a quick cover. 1, 2, NO! Danielle is up and stomps Benny off of Cabbie. Danielle lines up her shot and when Benny gets up, lets loose with a Tajiri-style kick, but Benny catches her foot and takes her down with a dragonscrew leg whip! Benny then locks on a half crab and Danielle screams out in pain as he cinches back tight on the leg. Cabbie gets up and grabs Benny’s head from behind, locking on a “Suicide”(dragon sleeper)!!! WHO’S GONNA BREAK FIRST?!?!! Danielle stretches her arm to the limit and reaches the ropes. The referee decides to make both men break their holds. Cabbie runs to the ropes, and as Benny turns around, “COACH CRASH!!!”(spear) Benny is rolling on the mat holding his ribs as Danielle grabs Cabbie by the head and springboards off of the ropes with a “Hey Baby”(swinging DDT)! She sees her chance and climbs the turnbuckle for the “Simple Kind Of Life”(top rope leg drop), but Cabbie is up! He punches Dani in the gut and she falls to a sitting position on the top turnbuckle. Cabbie climbs up and hooks her arm for a superplex, but wait, here comes Benny from behind! He hooks Cabbie’s legs as he pulls back and all three hit the mat in a HUGE SUPERPLEX! They’re all laying on the mat as the referee begins to count them out. 1, 2, 3, 4, Benny gets to his feet and peels Cabbie off of the mat, then throws him through the ropes to the outside. Benny turns around and pulls Danielle up, then crouches underneath and lifts her up on his shoulders. Looks like he’s going for the electric chair drop, but Danielle punches him in the temple. He starts to stumble back and she nails him again, then leans forward and pulls him down into a victory roll! 1, 2, KICKOUT! Latin Lover walks down to ringside, eyeing Danielle Brisbane intently as she and Benny both get up. Dani tries to whip Benny to the ropes, but he reverses it and goes for a clothesline on the return. Danielle ducks and comes back with a flying cross body! She connects, but Benny rolls it over and ends up with the cover! 1, 2, CABBIE NAILS BENNY IN THE HEAD WITH A STIFF SOCCER KICK! The crowd goes “OOOOOHHHH!” Benny rolls out of the ring holding his head while Cabbie picks Danielle up. Cabbie hits the “How To Kill”(tiger driver) and covers, 1, 2, NO, Danielle gets a foot on the ropes! Cabbie drags Danielle to the center of the ring and locks on the “Passenger Killer”(STF)! Danielle is struggling to pull herself to the ropes, but there’s just no way she can make it. She lifts her hand and is about to tap when Benny leaps off of the top rope and nails Cabbie in the back with a flying elbow drop! Cabbie rolls over in pain as Benny jumps on Danielle. 1, 2, KICKOUT! Benny gets up and covers Cabbie. 1, 2, KICKOUT! Benny slams his fists on the mat in frustration before lifting Cabbie and throwing him out of the ring once again, only this time he follows him outside. Benny tries to whip Cabbie into the steps, but Cabbie reverses it and Benny crashes hard into them. Danielle rolls out of the ring and right into a waiting Latin Lover. He grabs her and plants a huge kiss on her to some major boos from the fans. She shoves him off and jabs him straight in the nose. Then when he covers his nose, she knees him in the balls! HUGE POP as LL drops to the floor holding his nads! Cabbie rolls Benny back into the ring and slides in after. He picks Benny up and whips him into the corner as Danielle gets back into the ring. Cabbie ties up with her and whips her right into Benny, leaving them both hanging there! Cabbie gets a head of steam and goes for a “Coach Crash,” and Danielle moves out of the way, causing Benny to get impaled!!! Benny falls to the mat like a lump of pudding as Cabbie turns around. Danielle goes for a super kick, but Cabbie dodges aside pulls her close and turns her upside down for a “Driven Over The Edge”(inverted piledriver)!!! Cabbie pins Danielle, 1, 2, 3!!!
WINNER: Cabbie Klowaski

Latin Lover jumps into the ring and attacks Cabbie from behind as the ref holds up his hand. Benny is up and both men start beating Cabbie down as the ref tries to stop them. LL shoves the ref out of the way and goes back to beating on Cabbie. Abaddon runs down the aisle and slides into the ring, pulling Latin Lover off of Cabbie and knocking him to the mat with a stiff right hand. Benny and Abaddon start punching each other as Latin Lover gets back up and goes for Abaddon. But Cabbie is up too and all four men begin to brawl! Abaddon puts Benny over the ropes with a clothesline, then turns around and helps Cabbie throw LL over the top rope. Abaddon and Cabbie stand in the ring talking shit back and forth with the retreating Benny and Latin Lover as the copyright appears at the bottom of the screen and the show fades out.