Saturday Hangover Results - November 23rd, 2002




DARK MATCH

G-Sus Krist d. Captain Japan

TELEVISED EVENT


A video montage aires, showing the formings of the three stables that RWF fans have come to know in the past months. There is but one question that burns in the minds of everyone, which stable will be eradicated? The answer to that question unfolds tonight... After the intro video, the stage is lit up with pyro and the fans erupt. “Immortal” rocks the arena as GAP III steps out stylin’. He looks quite slick as the music fades down and he speaks. “Let’s get right to business shall we? This Sunday at Robodome, I’ve decided that it’s time to end the existence of a stable. The burning question has been, how? Well I’ve had another problem added to the situation. Cabbie Klowaski (huge pop from the crowd), the RWF World Heavyweight Champion has to defend his title as part of the double main event, but against whom? There are a few contenders, and I’m sure everyone would line up for a chance at winning it. So I decided that there was clearly only one solution, combine the events! And I also decided that since the stakes were so high, then the battlefield should suit them. Nine men, three from each stable, will battle it out in a ring surrounded by tables and roped in barbed-wire. The World Title will be hanging twenty feet above the ring, and there will be four ladders, one resting on each turnbuckle. Remember gentlemen, not only is the man who climbs up and takes the title the winner, but his stable gets the final choice. The nine participants are: Cabbie Klowaski, Dr. Doom, Ken Wild, The Patient, Blockbuster, Latin Lover, Zeke, “Sensual” Benny LaBenze & “Jihad” Johnny bin Laden. Oh, I almost forgot, some of those tables...THEY EXPLODE!!! LET THE ASSKICKING BEGIN!”

G-Sus Krist vs. “Ballistic” Bryan Deas

G-Sus bounces back from his quick loss last week with a quick win this one. He hits a quick “Baptism Of Fire”(Evenflow DDT) and pins Deas for the 3 count.
WINNER: G-Sus Krist

Raglan James vs. Jonathan McRenolds

This match ends in a disqualification when Shay comes down with a kendo stick and attacks both men. He smacks Raglan with a LOUD shot to the forehead, then turns around and breaks the kendo stick over Jonathan’s head! Shay plays to the fans and then turns around to get a kick to the gut and a “Gator Buster”(inverted facelock/Russian leg sweep)!!! Raglan leaves Shay laying on the mat as he walks out with Cold Sandra.
WINNER: Raglan James

Blockbuster vs. “The Innovator” Terry Williams

“Blind” by Korn plays as Terry Williams walks down to the ring to a mild pop. "Never Gonna Stop" hits the P.A. as Blockbuster comes to the ring accompanied by Sandra and Johnny bin Laden. Terry kicks Blockbuster’s ribs as he steps through the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring, but Blockbuster reverses it and almost takes Terry’s head off with a short arm clothesline! Blockbuster lifts Terry above his head and tosses him over the ropes to the outside! Sandra and Johnny stand over Terry and laugh as Blockbuster steps out of the ring. Blockbuster whips Terry into the steel steps, then rolls him back into the ring. He whips Terry to the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Terry ducks and dropkicks Blockbuster with little effect. Terry does another one and Blockbuster stumbles back a little. Terry looks worried as he stands up and Blockbuster is just staring him down. Blockbuster throws Terry into the corner and gores him with repeated shoulder blocks. He then grabs Terry and tosses him to the middle of the ring with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Blockbuster is just demolishing Terry! Something has gotten into this monster. Blockbuster picks up Terry and drops him down with a rib breaker, then lifts him up and holds him for crowd reaction until dropping him back down on his knee again. Blockbuster shoves Terry’s head between his legs, then lifts him up and drives him down hard with a “Bensonhearst Bomb”(spinning powerbomb)! Blockbuster covers Terry, 1, 2, 3!
WINNER: Blockbuster

JBL jumps up on the apron and yells to Blockbuster, “Do it again!!!” He starts to climb the turnbuckle as Blockbuster picks Terry up with a sick grin on his face. He lifts Terry up high and PLANTS HIM with another “Bensonhearst Bomb,” then JBL jumps off the turnbuckle and hits “September Skies!” The men laugh as they stand over Terry’s crumpled body, then talk shit to the crowd as they walk away with Sandra.

The Latin Lover vs. “Old School” Dan The Man Frazier

The crowd are anxiously awaiting the next match with some chants going. They don't have to wait long though as Feeling Strong Now hits the PA system. Dan Frazier steps out onto the stage. He waves to the crowd before walking down the aisle and climbing into the ring. Boombastic by Shaggy plays next as the Latin Lover struts out onto the stage. He taunts the fans as he continues to strut cockily down the aisle. He climbs the steel steps and enters the ring. The rings sounds signalling the beginning of the match. The two men circle the ring before locking up. Frazier gets on a hammerlock. Latin Lover slips unde rinto a hammerlock of his own. Frazier powers out and hooks on a Full Nelson. Latin Lover struggles trying to find a way out but Frazier has a good grip on the hold. Latin Lover struggles, loosening up Faziers grip before dropping to the canvas out of the hold and pulling Fraziers legs out from under him. Latin Lover then grabs Frazier's legs and hooks on a Latin Crab. Frazier twists out of it quickly though sending LL down to the canvas. Both men get back to their feet and circle the ring. LL charges at Frazier who catches him into a Side Slam. Frazier then drags LL back to his feet and puts him straight back down with a Body Slam. LL bounces back up. Frazier kicks LL in the gut and hooks him up for a Vertical Suplex but LL hooks his leg, blocking it. LL then hits a Vertical Suplex of his own and floats over 1... 2... Frazier kicks out. LL lifts Frazier to his feet and whips him to the ropes. LL then delivers a Hip Toss to Frazier. Frazier bounces back up and LL takes his down with an arm drag, he keeps hold of the arm and hooks him into a Side Armbar. Frazier rolls out of the armbar and takes LL down with a Japanese Arm Drag. Frazier covers LL 1... 2... LL gets a shoulder up. Frazier gets to his feet closely followed by Latin Lover. Frazier whips LL to the ropes but LL reverses sending Frazier to the ropes. LL then hits a big back body drop! LL grabs Frazier legs and goes to hook on a Figure 4 Leg-lock but Frazier grabs Latin Lover's head and rolls him into a Small Package 1... 2... LL just escapes the pin. LL gets up quickly and lifts Frazier to his feet he then delivers a snap suplex but holds on, he then delivers another Snap suplex but holds on again. He finishes off the series with a hanging vertical suplex. LL covers Frazier 1... 2... Frazier kicks out again! LL drags Frazier to his feet, he whips him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Frazier ducks and hits an Atomic Drop. LL hops around holding his groin and hops right into an inverted atomic drop. LL drops to the canvas holding his groin. Frazier grabs Latin Lover by the legs and falls back tossing him into the turnbuckle. LL staggers out and Frazier hits a Belly to Back Suplex! Frazier covers Latin Lover 1... 2... LL shows great resiliency by kicking out! Frazier forces LL to his feet and whips him to the ropes he then delivers a picture perfect Powerslam 1... 2... Again Latin Lover kicks out! Frazier goes to lift LL to his feet again but LL gets a punch to the gut staggering Frazier. LL then scoops him up onto his shoulder and hits a Running Powerslam! He gets an arm over Frazier 1... 2... Frazier kicks out of the weak cover. Both men struggle to their feet. Latin Lovers swings at Frazier but Frazier ducks and grabs LL. He raises him high into the air with a Gorilla Press but Latin Lover slips behind, spins Frazier around and hits a desperation Coa Coa Nut Crunch (Jumping Piledriver)!!! Both men lie on the canvas. Latin Lover slowly crawls over to Frazier and slumps on top of him with a cover 1... 2... 3!!! Boombastic plays again as Latin Lover rolls out of the ring and half staggers, half struts back up the aisle.
WINNER: The Latin Lover

The camera focuses on a door backstage with the Mavericks’ logo on it, sounds of laughing and general partying coming from the other side. The shot then pulls out to show Doc and Johnny bin Laden standing on either side. Johnny has a gas mask on the top of his head and a grenade in his hand. Doc nods his head and walks off as Johnny pulls the mask over his face, then rips the pin out of the grenade. He opens the door and tosses the grenade in, then shuts it and holds it closed for a few seconds. He grabs a chair that’s against the wall and rushes into the room screaming an Arabic war cry. The sound of people being hit by a chair over and over again can be heard, but the smoke is too thick to see anything. After a couple of minutes, the smoke filters out of the room and Johnny stands there surrounded by unconscious, half-naked women. He pulls the mask off and looks around, worried. The Mavericks walk into the room, congratulating Latin Lover on his win, when they stop and look at JBL. Benny looks down at the girls and back up at Johnny. “Get him boys...” The door shuts on the camera as a scuffle ensues in the dressing room. The last noise heard is that of Johnny screaming bloody murder.

Hardcore Title Match
“Jihad” Johnny bin Laden vs. Ken Wild

“Mad Professor“ plays as Mangahaus helps JBL to the ring.

Dan Gosnell: Looks like the Mavericks did a number on poor bin Laden.

Mike Colley: “POOR” bin Laden??? This is the guy that organized a terrorist attack on Juno!!! POOR??? You are not allowed to talk for the rest of this match you twat!

The two men climb into the ring as Mangahaus holds the familiar metal briefcase high above his head. JBL has a look of pain on his face as he tries to stretch it out. “Falling Away From Me" by Korn blasts through the PA as Ken Wild begins to make his way to the ring laughing at JBL. JBL is staring him down as anger glows red in his eyes and Mangahaus stands behind him, whispering into his ear. Wild points to the belt and says “Do you want this?” JBL nods. “Come and get it, sand nigger!” JBL hops out of the ring and runs up to Wild as the two men start to trade ferocious punches, with Wild quickly gaining the upper hand. He works JBL back down the ramp and pounds his head on the apron before rolling him in. Wild reaches under the ring and starts to throw all kinds of hardcore items into it … garbage cans, kendo sticks, stop signs, chairs and baking sheets. JBL is starting to get up as Wild grabs a Kendo stick, spins it in his hand and smashes it repeatedly across JBL’s back! The crowd cheers as Wild plays to them a bit and then continues to administer the beat-down. Wild grabs a pair of trashcan lids and makes a motion like a pair of cymbals as he points to JBL getting to his feet. JBL dives forward with his head and nails a low blow! Wild hunches over and JBL nails a chin buster! Wild falls back as JBL tries to shake the cobwebs out. JBL stumbles over, grabs one of the lids, puts it on Wilds face, THEN WHACKS IT WITH A CHAIR!!! The crowd Ooohs as JBL puts the chair on Wild’s ankle and steps up to the second rope. HE JUMPS ONTO THE CHAIR!!! Wild screams in pain as JBL plays to the crowd mimicking the “boo hoo’s” as Wild screams and holds his ankle. JBL then grabs the kendo stick and repeatedly pounds the ankle as Wild tries to crawl away. The crowd booing insanely as Mangahaus laughs, points and taunts him. Immediately, JBL reaches into his beard and hauls out the brass knuckles, holding them high over his head as he cradles a stop sign in his left hand, mimicking the Statue of Liberty. Wild starts to limp up and JBL swings!!! WILD DUCKS!!! JBL spins halfway around as Wild nails a release German suplex that crashes JBL onto a trashcan!!! JBL is out as Wild crawls towards him… cover! 1--- 2--- DOC BLASTS THE REFEREE WITH THE BRIEFCASE!!! Wild looks up and wonders what stopped the count as Doc has already rolled out of the ring. Wild crawls over and tries to wake the referee up …JBL is coming to as well. Doc looks pleased with his efforts as JBL picks up the brass knucks. He doesn’t see Zeke running from the back! Zeke taps Doc on the shoulder, and when he turns around, BAM, HEAD TRAUMA!!! Zeke spits on Doc and points a finger at him, talking some trash. JBL sees Zeke and starts to run after him, then realizes what he’s doing a little too late. Ken nails JBL in the back of the head with a Running Yakuza Kick sending him outside! Ken climbs the turnbuckle and calls out to the fans before leaping off with an ELBOW DROP TO THE OUTSIDE!!! He keeps his arm draped over JBL as the ref slowly crawls out of the ring and counts, 1, 2, 3!
WINNER AND STILL RWF HARDCORE CHAMPION: Ken Wild

Zeke vs. “Sensual” Benny LaBenze

The lights go out and spotlights search around the arena as 2Pac’s “U Can’t See Me” starts bumping through the PA. The crowd isn’t sure at first who it is, but then Zeke comes high stepping onto the stage. They reward him with a loud pop, and he walks down to the ring looking ready for a fight. “Sexy Boy” hits and Benny LaBenze looking a little bitter. His company isn’t though. Latin Lover has a smile on his face as he and Benny stand on the stage. Zeke stares The Mavericks down. Benny’s head is still wrapped from the nasty “Bag em ‘N’ Tag em” given to him by Patient last week. He moves to the ring, dancing and gyrating all the way, still with a half-serious look on his face. Benny quickly steps through the ropes and gets right in Zeke’s face. Both men start talking some MAJOR trash, then “Fuck Tha World” by ICP starts playing and the crowd goes NUTS! Patient has a chair in his hand and marches right down to the ring. LL steps aside as Patient walks by with his eyes locked on him. Patient has a seat at the announcer’s table, but doesn’t even bother to pay attention to them. He just watches his surroundings as the bell rings and the match begins with a brawl. Zeke throws a right hand at Benny’s face, and it’s swatted away and countered. Benny drops his head down and shoves Zeke into the ropes, then whips him across the ring to the other side. He lifts him up and whips him to the ropes, he catches him for a Samoan drop!! Zeke counters with a crucifix pin!! 1… 2…KICKOUT!! That was close. Benny gets up furious and kicks Zeke in his ribs as he’s rising!! Zeke screams in pain as he’s still healing from Doc’s 911. Benny kicks him over and over until Zeke finally is able to roll out of the ring and to the floor below. Benny takes time to taunt the crowd and they all boo him along with a huge amount of a certain finger being flashed in his direction. Zeke’s getting to his feet and Benny bounces off the opposite side of the ring and slides at him with a baseball slide, but Zeke dodges it!! Benny falls to the mat on the outside. Zeke is showing a lot of pain, but quickly jumps on Benny, locking in "Number" (Regal Stretch)!! Benny is tapping like a mad man, but submissions don’t count on the outside. Zeke is wrenching hard on Benny’s chin. The ref is 2 counts from a count out when Zeke finally lets go and throws Benny into the ring. He gets onto the apron and signals to the crowd. Benny gets to his feet and looks to Zeke just in time to get nailed with a Springboard Head Scissors!! Benny goes sailing across the ring and Zeke quickly makes the cover. 1… 2… KICKOUT!! Zeke gets up and runs off the ropes, he flips onto Benny, but Benny quickly gets his knees up!!! Zeke SCREAMS out in pain, kicking and tossing on the apron, holding his chest. Benny gets up and smiles. He lifts up Zeke and hits a Overhead Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge pin!! 1… 2…NO!!! The ref says he got up in time. Benny is pissed off. He calls for "The Sensualator" and the crowd boos him horrendously!! He lifts Zeke, whips him one way and pulls him back with Zeke’s arm around his own neck, Benny begins to drop, but Zeke grabs his head and nails Benny with a Stunner instead!! Benny falls backward, holding his throat, but not moving. Zeke reaches over with one arm… 1… 2…what the hell!! Johnny bin Laden is at ringside and just pulled the referee out of the ring! Patient is up and making his way around the ring to get at JBL, but LL is already on him! Patient rears back and slams the chair into JBL’s spine, sending him to the floor. LL looks up at Patient and starts to back off, but here comes Doom, Blockbuster and Raglan James!!! They overwhelm Patient and start beating him down to the ground! Zeke sees this and runs off the ropes, then jumps over to the outside and takes out the Unstables with a HUGE PLANCHA!!! Now everyone’s running out from the back. Cabbie, Abaddon and Kave start triple teaming LL and Benny climbs the turnbuckle. He leaps off and takes out the BCM with a senton bomb!!!! The ref is back up and he’s counting both men as a huge brawl ensues on the outside! The rest of the Mavericks make their way down, and now all three stables are going at it! The referee counts Zeke and Benny out, then calls for the bell.
DOUBLE COUNT OUT

Referees come running down from the back to try and break the groups up, but they just get knocked aside, until Patient’s security force finally comes out with mace and batons. Order is finally restored and Hangover can continue.

Intercontinental Title Match
Shay vs. Danielle Brisbane

'Fat Lip' hits the PA system as Shay steps out onto the stage looking a little uncomfortable. He struggles down the aisle and slides into the ring. He starts warming up by kicking the air. 'Just a Girl' hits next as the men in the crowd erupt... with cheers. She steps out onto the stage and taunts the crowd. He then slowly walks down the aisle with the Intercontinental title over her shoulder. He climbs onto the apron and hops into the ring. The 2 superstars stare each other down before locking up. Shay floats behind with a hammerlock, Danielle reverses into a hammerlock of her own. Shay elbows her in the face, staggering her. Shay clotheslines Danielle down. Danielle bounces back to her feet, Shay tries another clothesline but Danielle ducks and hits a Reverse Neckbreaker. Danielle covers 1... 2... Shay kicks out. Both wrestlers get back to their feet but Shay quickly kicks Danielle in the side of the head sending her crumpled to the canvas. Shay covers 1... 2... Danielle kicks out! Shay picks Danielle to her feet but is stopped dead in his tracks with a low blow! Shay doubles over and Danielle hits a Swinging DDT! Both Superstars stay down on the canvas. Shay is still neck and back off the Gator Buster earlier. Danielle struggles to her feet followed by Shay. Shay swings at Danielle who ducks it and hooks on an Abdominal Stretch! Shay screams out in pain as his injured back and neck are twisted. Shay quickly tries to escape it, throwing Danielle over his shoulder and hooking on an Arm Wrench, Danielle quickly flips out of it and hits a DDT working on the neck again. Shay stays down. Danielle taunts the crowd whilst Shay is on the ground. Shay starts getting to his feet so Danielle quickly goes to work again. She grabs Shay and goes for a Vertical Suplex lift but Shay blocks it and raises her into the air with his own Vertical Suplex lift, he then drops her with a Brainbuster DDT and they both stay down. The camera cuts to the stage. Standing on the stage with a chair in his hands is Ken Wild! Ken Wild slowly eases his way down the aisle as Both superstars start getting back to their feet. Shay goes for a Spinning Kick on Danielle but she ducks it and whips him to the ropes, Shay flies into the referee knocking him down to the outside. Wild takes this opportunity and climbs into the ring. Danielle turns around, Wild swings the chair at her but she moves and Superkicks the chair into Wilds face, knocking him motionless to the outside!!! Danielle turns around and gets knocked down with a Pump Kick from Shay. Shay drags her to her feet and lifts her to the top rope he then hooks her head and arm setting her up for the Shay Slam but out of nowhere, Blockbuster grabs Shay. Danielle drops from the turnbuckle and tries to get back to her feet as Blockbuster hits a top rope Bensonhearst Bomb (Top Rope Spinning Powerbomb) sending Shay crashing to the canvas, hurt back first!!! Blockbuster then climbs out of the ring and throws the ref back into the ring with one hand. Danielle then grabs a half unconscious Shay, places his head between her legs and hits the Tragic Kingdom (Rolling Powerbomb) sending Shay back first again! She has the cover but the ref is only just regaining consciousness. Dani releases the cover and shakes the ref. She then grabs Shay and hooks on Don't Speak (Dragon Sleeper). Shay is quick to tap out as the pressure is applied to his hurt back and neck and the ref calls for the bell! Danielle releases the Dragon Sleeper and casually gets back to her feet. She grabs her title. Ken Wild slides back into the ring but Dani just climbs out the opposite side and gives him a wave before strutting back up the aisle.
WINNER AND STILL RWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: Danielle Brisbane

*** Main Event ***

Tag Team Title Match
The Patient & Kave Blackwell vs. Abaddon & Cabbie Klowaski

“Party Hard” fills the air as Kave Blackwell, riding on Patient’s shoulders comes down to the ring pumping his fists in the air. The two men climb into the ring and wait for their opponents. “Another One Rides the Bus” as Abaddon and Cabbie make their way down. The four men stand nose-to-nose as the crowd pops loud and long - the tag titles look especially beautiful and shined tonight. Cabbie smiling at Kave who stares back intently. Patient and Abaddon not flinching - showing complete poker faces. The men then shake hands as Cabbie and Kave start it off as Abaddon and Patient step to the outside. Cabbie and Kave lock up and Cabbie takes an armbar, working Kave over and down to the mat, eventually dropping a few knees on it and such. Kave tries to worm free, but Cabbie is not giving it up easy. Kave finally rolls through, lift Cabbie into a fireman’s carry, then dumping him to the mat, eventually turning it into his own arm bar!!! What a technical display from both men! Kave then works Cabbie’s hand down AND STOMPS ON IT!!! Cabbie looks pissed as he sucks on him thumb. “That’s my beer holdin’ hand, ya’ idiot!” The two men go to lock up again, this time Cabbie launching Kave off the ropes and going for a clothesline… ducked by Kave, Crossover and a giant backdrop about launches Kave out of the ring! Cabie then tags in Abaddon who lurks over and peels Kave off of the mat. Him and Cabbie nail a vicious delayed brain-buster! 1-2-Kickout! Cabbie gets out as Abaddon peels Kave off the mat, kicks him in the gut and nails an implant DDT. Cover! 1-2-Kickout! Abaddon then peels Kave and launches him off the ropes, SUNSET FLIP!!! And Abaddon doesn’t budge! He reaches down and locks a hand around Kave and pulls him to his feet. The crowd starts to chant for a choke slam…. DELIVERED! Kave bounces off the mat and isn’t moving. 1-2-PATIENT SAVES!!! CABBIE NAILS A COACH CRASH!!! Cabbie staggers up … KAVE HIT’S A KEG TOSS OUT OF NOWHERE!!! All four men are now down in the ring … Abaddon is getting up first, he locks an arm around Patient … REVERSAL! COBRA CLUTCH SLAM ONTO CABBIE!!! Patient rolls out of the ring as Kave staggers over and makes the tag!!! Patient is the legal man and Abaddon didn’t see the tag! Abaddon makes his way to his feet - Patient goes for a haymaker punch, Abaddon ducks and puts a full nelson on Patient! Patient is screaming in pain as Cabbie sets him up and charges .. PATIENT LIFTS HIS LOWER HALF AS CABBIE SPEARS ABADDON TO THE MAT!!! Cabbie gets up and Patient nails a “Bag ‘em ‘n’ Tag ‘em” on Cabbie!!! Kave leaps to the top rope and Patient hoists Abaddon up for a power bomb AND HITS!!! Kave follows through with and delivers a 450 splash!!! COVER!! 1-2-3!!!!! WINNERS AND NEW RWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Patient & Kave Blackwell

All four men stand in the ring as Zeke comes out to celebrate with them. The Blue Collar Mafia raise their hands in victory as the deafening cheers from the crowd accompany “Party Hard.” The cameras in the back catch the Unstables in one room, while the Mavericks are in another. They are ALL watching what’s taking place in the ring. And they all share the same hatred, the Blue Collar Mafia. ROBODOME IS NEXT WEEK!!!