We go straight to the Hangover intro, and then cut to the arena where pyro is going off all over the place. The fans are packed in like sardines tonight to find out who will advance in the tag team title tournament. GAP III walks out on stage to a huge pop as "Immortal" plays. The music cuts as he starts talking. "Tonight is truly a great night to be an RWF fan! Danielle Brisbane gets a shot at the Hardcore Title when she faces "Sensual" Benny LaBenze. And not only do we get to see who is gonna take a step closer to the Tag Titles, but a part of that tournament is the SPECTACULAR main event of Zeke and Patient taking on Johnny bin Laden and Vanity ShowWood! Ladies and gentlemen, LET THE ASSKICKING BEGIN!!!"

Synnergy vs. KY Connection
Tag Team Title Tournament, Round 1

KY Connection walk down to the ring as "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred plays over the PA. They actually look pretty confident as Rainbow Brite oils down Death Warrior's awesome physique. Then "Never Gonna Stop" starts playing and Synnergy step out on the stage. Blockbuster points at the KY Connection who go from confident to almost shitting their pants. Synnergy runs down to the ring and slides in as KY jumps out. DW and RB look like they may have changed their minds as they start to leave ringside, but security comes down and makes them get in the ring. KY are arguing with security as they get in the ring and Synnergy attacks as the bell rings. They beat KY down and Blockbuster grabs each guy by their necks. Shay climbs the turnbuckle and BB shoves them forward. Shay leaps off and hits both men with a "Half Moon Slash"(splits kick) from the top rope! Blockbuster lifts RB up and takes him down with a "Bensonhearst Bomb"(spinning powerbomb) while Shay hits a "Shay Slam"(rock bottom) on DW. Stereo pin here. 1, 2, 3! Big surprise on this one.
WINNERS: Synnergy

Steve Cruise vs. ????

Steve Cruise makes his way down to the ring. If you listen closely, you can hear the crickets chirping. Who is this guy? His music cuts, then "Immortal" by Clutch begins playing and GAP steps through the curtain, microphone in hand. "John Stamos won't be here tonight. Since he decided that he didn't want to be a part of the RWF anymore, I didn't think it would be a good idea to have him wrestle one last match. Instead, why don't I introduce you to someone else?" Gordon steps aside as the lights go out and "The End is the Beginning is the End" by Smashing Pumpkins starts to play. The crowd starts to cheer, knowing that was the theme song of the Hall of Famer Memnock. A man dressed in a black robe, resembling that of Memnock's walks down to the ring, his face obscured by the heavy fabric. The fans become unsure of the identity of this wrestler since he is a larger man than Memnock was. When the mystery man enters the ring and removes his hood, the crowd boos, upset that this man is nothing but a cheap imitation. MM pays the crowd absolutley no attention and stares a hole right through Steve Cruise. The bell rings and the two lock up, MM quickly shows off his strength and shoves Cruise down to the mat. Cruise quickly springs back up and begins to throw punch after punch until MM finally grabs his wrist and whips him into the corner where MM begins to let his own punches fly with vicious strength. He quickly whips Cruise to the opposite corner and when he bounces off the turnbuckles, MM presses him up in the air above his shoulders then drops him into a death valley driver. The crowd is impressed as MM is executing his moves with incredible speed for a bigger man. Cruise somehow finds the strength to crawl out of the ring and MM quickly gets to the outside after him. MM kicks him in the stomach and DDTs him onto the floor, then grabs some tv wires and begins to choke Cruise until the ref comes out and breaks it up. The ref tries to get the action back in the ring but the MM whips Cruise into the steel steps hard which gets a "whoo" out of the crowd. He then quickly removes the top part of the steps, stands on the bottom piece remaining, holding Cruise in a reverse ddt position, then executes a type of reverse "Edge-acution" (elevates his opponent then drops him in a reverse ddt) right on the steel steps! The crowd, which hadn't been fully into the match til this point begin to cheer and chant, "Holy shit holy shit..." Both men are down for a bit but MM gets up first and tosses Cruise back into the ring. Cruise looks like he's out of it after that move and MM sets him up in a powerbomb position and executes "FRP: Final Resting Place" (powerbomb into a piledriver). The crowd reacts to that move as well and counts along with the ref, 1,2,3! They cheer this impressive show of power and impressive moves as he walks away paying no mind to the crowd what so ever.
WINNER: Mystery Man

Carnage vs. Kave Blackwell

"Quiet Storm" by Mobb Deep booms over the PA as the stage is illuminated with strobe lights. Carnage is booed as he walks to the ring. He acts like he's gonna hit a couple of fans, but stops short before actually doing it. Carnage stares up at the stage, waiting for Kave. As "Party Hard" begins playing, Kave walks out finishing a brew. He cracks open a new one and drinks as he walks down the aisle. Carnage tries to go for Kave early, but the ref holds him back while Kave steps through the ropes. Kave sets his beer down in the corner and the bell rings. Carnage charges at Kave who sidesteps out of the way and uses Carnage's momentum to slam him into the turnbuckle! Kave rams Carnage's head into the turnbuckle as the crowd counts along, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, then he takes Carnage down with a nasty clothesline. Kave whips Carnage to the ropes and hits a HUGE back body drop as the fans cheer him on. He lands a standing leg drop and covers Carnage. 1, 2, KICKOUT! Kave is fired up as he lifts Carnage up and drops him down with a vertical suplex. Kave climbs the turnbuckle, looks like he's going high-risk here. Carnage is up and Kave connects with a beautiful high cross-body! Another cover, 1, 2, KICKOUT again! Kave comes at Carnage again, but this time Carnage grabs Kave by the shirt and yanks, sending him through the ropes to the outside. Carnage shakes off the cobwebs before following Kave. Kave gets up and both men begin throwing punches at each other, but Carnage gets the upper hand and whips Kave into the guard rail. The ref is yelling at them to get in the ring and starts counting as Carnage stomps Kave into the rail. Carnage rolls into the ring, then rolls out, restarting the count. Veteran move by Carnage, allowing him to continue the onslaught on the outside. He rams Kave's head into the apron before putting him in the ring. Carnage has Kave's head hanging over the apron and lays into him with an elbow to the throat, then follows up with another before finally getting back into the ring himself. He puts a "Death Clover"(Texas cloverleaf) on Kave and leans back hard. Kave yells out in pain as he desperately reaches for the ropes. The ref asks Kave if he gives up, but Kave just sucks it up and finally manages to grab the bottom rope. The ref tells Carnage to break the hold. Carnage gets in the ref's face and starts arguing just long enough for Kave to sneak up and roll him up into a school boy. 1, 2, KICKOUT! Carnage is frustrated as he gets up and boots Kave in the side of the head. Snap suplex by Carnage followed up with an elbow drop. Carnage covers, 1, 2, KICKOUT! Kave isn't beaten yet. Carnage whips Kave to the ropes and goes for a "Rated R"(Stevie Kick), but Kave jumps to the side and reaches out for Carnage's head driving him down with a "Dunk the Drunk"(Tornado DDT)!!! My god what a desperation move! They both lay on the mat as the ref starts counting. He gets to 5 before Kave gets up. Carnage is starting to rise as well when Kave gets to him. Kave kicks Carnage and in the gut and picks him up, but Carnage wiggles out of it and lands behind Kave. He lifts Kave up and takes him down hard with a "Carnage Driver"(reverse DVD)!! Carnage pins Kave, 1, 2, 3!
WINNER: Carnage

Shay vs. Predator

"Fat Lip" by Sum 41 hits as Shay steps out into view receiving a mild pop from the crowd. Shay slowly makes his way down the aisle and rolls into the ring. "Schism" by Tool hits next as a section of the fans cheer. Predator strolls down the ramp. He takes his shirt off and climbs into the ring. Shay charges at Predator and staggers him with a Cross-body block. Shay follows it up with a low kick to the knee of Predator and a spinning kick to the chest knocking Predator into the ropes. Shay charges at Predator and clotheslines him out of the ring. Shay hits the ropes and dives out of the ring on top of Predator with a Topé much to the delight of the fans. The ref climbs out of the ring and starts telling Shay to get back in the ring. As Shay turns to face the referee Predator hits a low blow! Shay goes down to one knee. Predator rolls Shay back into the ring and follows him in. Predator grabs Shay's arm and puts him into a hammerlock, Shay ducks under and puts the hammerlock on Predator. He pushes Predator away and kicks him in the back of the head. Predator staggers. Shay grabs him and hits a German Suplex with a bridge 1... 2... Predator kicks out. Shay doesn't waste any time though and starts to stomp on Predator. Shay grabs Predator's leg and starts to kick the back of his knee. Predator kicks Shay away and struggles back to his feet. Shay charges at Predator who clotheslines him down. Predator then attempts an elbow drop but misses it. Predator doesn't seem all there as he makes a rookie type mistake. Predator holds his elbow as he gets back to his feet just in time to be hit with a Superkick from Shay, knocking him down to the canvas again. Shay climbs to the Top Turnbuckle and hits a Somersault Leg Drop to Predator! Shay covers him 1... 2... Predator just gets the shoulder up. Shay gets back to his feet and starts to kick Predator while he's down. Predator grabs Shay's leg and drags him to the ground. Predator rolls on top of Shay and starts to pummel him. Shay tries to guard his face from the punches of Predator but in the end manage to raise his leg and kick Predator in the back of the head. Predator falls from on top of Shay. Shay gets back to his feet and grabs Predator's legs. Shay hooks on a Sharpshooter! Predator groans in pain as Shay singes in the hold. Predator helplessly tries to crawl to the ropes. Predator stops crawling and holds his hand inches off the ground as he considers tapping out, but with one last burst of energy he reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. The referee forces Shay to break the hold. Shay grabs Predator and lifts him to his feet. Shay whips him to the ropes and kicks him in the ribs on the way back. Predator doubles over and Shay kicks him in the face. Predator collapses to the mat again. Shay hits the ropes and bounces back with a knee drop. Predator holds his face. Shay covers Predator again... 1... 2... Predator again kicks out. Shay hits the mat with frustration. He then climbs to the top turnbuckle but is caught by Predator, who slugs him in the gut and tries to balance. Predator hooks Shay up and hits a Superplex! Both men stay down. Both men start to move at around the same time. Both men get to their knees and start to punch each other. Both men stagger as they recieve punches to the face. Predator gets the upper hand and headbutts Shay, knocking him back down. Predator struggles back to his feet and staggers around, he grabs Shay and drags him back to his feet. Predator then hits the "Hard Way Down"(Elevated X-Factor)! Predator covers Shay 1... 2... Shay kicks out! Predator rolls off Shay and staggers back to his feet. Predator lifts Shay back to his feet but Shay catches him with a quick kick to the gut, doubling him over. Shay then hits the ropes and does a front flip catching Predator in the back of the head with a kick! Shay falls into the cover 1... 2... 3!!! "Fat Lip" hits again as Shay slides out of the ring, he slowly makes his way backstage as Predator lies motionless on the canvas.
WINNER: Shay

Dr. Doom vs. Ken Wild

The opening notes of "Falling Away From Me" start playing as the lights go out. The fans start cheering for Ken Wild as they're starting to take a liking to this big man. His explosions hit when the music starts and the lights come on just in time to catch Dr. Doom throwing something back behind the curtain. He's standing over Ken Wild who laying on the floor twitching. The crowd is booing horribly as Doom drags Wild behind him down to the ring. Doom laughs all the way until he finally shoves Wild into the ring. He jumps over the ropes and the bell rings. Doom has a sadistic look in his eyes as he stares down Wild's motionless body. He stomps on Wild's back a few times while circling him like roadkill. Doom turns Wild over and puts his foot on Ken's chest. 1, 2, KICKOUT!!! Doom is stunned that Wild was able to kick out of that cocky pin! Doom hooks Wild's arm and tries for a "You're Dead HAHA!"(reverse suplex/powerbomb) but Ken blocks it! Doom tries again and Ken blocks it and pulls Doom down for a small package! 1, 2, KICKOUT! Doom is turning red as he picks Ken up and whips him to the ropes, but Ken reverses it! He goes for the Running Yakuza Kick and nails it!! Ken falls to one knee, still dazed from the sneak attack by Doom. He picks up Doom and sets up for the "Show Stealer"(ToF to Stunner), but the ref doesn't see Doom hit Ken with the low blow! Ken falters and Doom takes his chance. He locks in the cobra clutch and drags Ken to the mat to finish locking in the "Nasty Stretch"(cobra clutch with scissors)! Wild is already too weak from the nasty attack to fight it off. He finally taps out. Another tainted win for Dr. Doom.
WINNER: Dr. Doom

Danielle Brisbane & Kave Blackwell vs. Cabbie Klowaski & "The Innovator" Terry Williams
Tag Team Title Tournament, Round 1

The crowd is hype after the last event as Cabbie Klowaski and "The Innovator" make their way to the ring. Both men appear to be drunk and having a blast. Suicidal is there at ringside and walks over to the announcer’s table where he sits down, picking his nose and eating the boogers.

MIKE COLLEY: "Um.. Hello Suicidal. Going to call this match with us?"

SUICIDAL: "Nah. I saw there was an empty seat. I’m tired."

COLLEY: "Sure thing - just feel free to chime in at any time."

"Party Hard" hits the PA and Danielle and Kave make their way to the ring. Kave looks to be having a blast as Brisbane is wearing damn-near a scowl of discontent. All four enter the ring and, to the cheers of the crowd, shake the other’s hands in a show of mutual respeect. Cabbie and Kave begin to circle each other as the crowd starts to stomp in unison. Suddenly they both stop as Kave points to Brisbane. The crowd goes apeshit as Brisbane sticks her hand out wanting the tag badly. Kave walks over, taunts the crowd a bit and then tags in Brisbane to a huge pop! Cabbie smiles at Brisbane, tilts his beret to one side of his head and waggle his tongue at Brisbane.

SUICIDAL: "I think there’s something on Cabbie’s tongue … maybe I should get it off?"

COLLEY: "More like on his mind … and "getting off" fits appropriately. That might be the smartest thing you’ve never said."

SUICIDAL: "Got any pudding?"

The two lock up, and Cabbie does a quick go-behind as the crowd laughs when he spanks Brisbane’s ass! The crowd cheers as Cabbie smiles and Brisbane looks seductively at Cabbie. The two go to lock-up again, but this time Brisbane ducks and returns the favor by spanking Cabbie on the ass! The crowd goes nuts. Brisbane then backs off, smells her hand and makes a face like she’s gagging. After another pop by the crowd, she tags in Kave. When Kave leaps the ropes and pumps up the crowd, it’s very apparent that play time is over. The two lock up, and the veteran Cabbie takes an immediate advantage with a few knee-lifts to the midsection of Kave, who yacks up last night margaritas on the mat. Cabbie shoots Kave off the ropes and hits an immediate "Coach Crash"(Spear). That flattens Kave! Cover 1-2-BRISBANE SAVES THE DAY BY PULLING CABBIE OFF!!! Cabbie gets up indignantly as Brisbane flips him the bird to another huge pop. Cabbie becomes distracted by the showmanship of Brisbane as Kave gets to his feet. When Cabbie turns around, Kave hits "Sorority Sister Slam"(Rikishi Driver)! 1-2-TERRY SAVES WITH AN ELBOW DROP!!! The crowd pops, but Terry runs over to Brisbane and about knocks the taste out of her mouth with a vicious punch! Cabbie is getting up slowly

COLLEY: "Damn! Terry came to play - Brisbane looked like his ho on that one!"

SUICIDAL: "I have no idea how that woman reminds you of a gardening utensil."

COLLEY: "Well, you see … um … er … never mind."

Terry grabs Kave into a Stunner and hits it! When he’s launched backwards, Cabbie hits a DDT! 1-2-KICKOUT!!! How in the hell did he manage that?!?!? Kave is down and breathing hard as Brisbane is on the outside of the ring, readjusting her jaw. The referee reaches the five-count, but not before Cabbie and Terry nail a vicious back-body-drop on Kave. The crowd is chanting "Kave Kave Kave" as Cabbie tags in Terry. Terry climbs to the top rope, dragging Kave along and goes for "Zero Effect"(While opponent is on top turnbuckle, climbs to the top rope, grabs opponent in chokeslam, jumps off, rotates 180 degrees and turns the chokeslam into a Rock Bottom). But Kave starts to deliver a few rib shots!!! The crowd starts to go nuts, as Kave leaps up, and nails a Tornado DDT!!! He crawls over to cover 1-2-CABBIE KICKS KAVE IN THE RIBS!!! Brisbane leaps to the top ropes and hits a hurricanrana on Cabbie!!! Cabbie is thrown to the outside of the ring and Brisbane is forced out by the referee. Both Kave and Williams are down as the crowd stomps and cheers. Cabbie is looking dazed as Williams has no one to tag to! Kave finally tags Brisbane who spins Cabbie around and nails the "Hey Baby"(Swinging DDT)!!!! 1-2-Cabbie dives and pulls Brisbane out of the ring!!! He goes to slap Brisbane, but Brisbane blocks and slaps Cabbie!!! The crowd goes nuts as Cabbie looks shocked!!!! Brisbane delivers a vicious kick to Cabbie’s nads on the outside, then climbs back onto the apron! She heads to the top rope and signals for "Simple Kind Of Life" (Top rope leg drop). She leaps … WILLIAMS MOVES!!!! Brisbane is down as he dives and tags a wounded Cabbie. Kave tries to come in, but Williams grabs a leg and Cabbie hits a "Coach Crash"(spear) that sends Kave to the outside. The two men set Brisbane up and nail a spiked pile-driver… CABBIE COVERS BRISBANE AS IF HE’S 69’ING HER!!!!! 1 … 2 … 3!!!!! The crowd goes nuts after a great match!!!!
WINNERS: Cabbie Klowaski & "The Innovator" Terry Williams.

Danielle gets a ten minute rest while the crowd is treated to ads for great RWF merchandise! And they get a great tease for this month's Pay Per View, Trick Or Trauma!

Danielle Brisbane vs. "Sensual" Benny LaBenze
Hardcore Title Match

"Just A Girl" by No Doubt hits and the women in the crowd cheer as a line of pink pyro hits and Danielle Brisbane comes out onto the stage trying to pump up the crowd. She gets a decent pop from the rest of the fans and then comes walking down to the ring. She rolls under the bottom rope and then runs the ropes a couple times before standing in wait for Benny. "Sexy Boy(HBK Theme)" hits and the lights go down. Red strobe lights flash on the stage and then you see Benny come out onto the stage dancing a bit with the "Protected" Hardcore Title around his neck.

Benny: Hey cut my music!

Benny's music cuts and the lights go on. The crowd gasps as a naked from the waist down Benny LaBenze is standing on the stage. The mosaic blur is immediately placed over Benny's crotch area on TV, but fans in attendence can only turn their heads. His wrestling tights are down around his ankles as he begins speaking into the mic.

Benny: Oh jeez i'm sorry Danielle dear. I was busy backstage with something important...like receiving a BJ if ya know what I mean! I completely forgot I had a match with you right now...or maybe I just don't care? It's probably cause you think your gonna beat me when instead I am gonna beat you senseless and then do something else to you to make you go senseless baby. So since i'm out here now, Let's get this party started eh?

Benny pulls up his wrestling tights and the censor goes off. Benny unstraps his "Protected" Hardcore Title and puts it over his shoulder as he walks down to the ring and "Sexy Boy" kicks back in. As Benny gets to the ringside area, Danielle runs off the ropes and does a Somersault Plancha over the top rope taking Benny out! The ref calls for the bell and the match begins. Danielle immediately goes over to the ring apron and searches beneath it, pulling out an assortment of weapons, then pulls a table from under the ring. Benny groggily begins getting up as Danielle sets the table up vertically against the ring post. She turns around and HOLY SHIT GETS SPEARED THROUGH THE TABLE INTO THE RING POST!!!! Danielle is down and holding her ribcage, kicking the matting on the outside of the ring. Benny shakes his head as if it was filled with stars and then hooks Dani's leg, 1, 2, NO! Dani gets a shoulder up just barely. Benny gets up and from under the ring pulls out a 10 foot ladder, then sets it up outside the ring. He then pulls from under the ring a 15 footer and slides it into the ring with just the end of it sticking outside the ring. Benny then goes over to Dani who's struggling to her feet, but Benny doesn't see the Kendo stick she has in her hands. As Benny grabs her hair from behind, Dani swings blindly over her back and connects with Benny's forehead sending him down. Dani quickly falls on Benny for the cover trying to get a quick win 1, 2, KICKOUT!! Dani then slides inside the ring and goes to the top rope. She makes a call to the crowd as if she's about to try something and then OH MAN! She tries a split legged moonsault, leaping off of the top rope to bounce off the end of the ladder and hit it onto Benny. At the last second Benny moves and Dani lands hard on the ground outside the ring! Benny then calls out to her "Get up Bitch!" and the crowd goes nuts as Dani gets up and he locks in the "LaBenzMission"(Tazzmission)! Dani begins flailing and finally lands a Mule kick right into Benny's nuts sending him to the floor. Dani coughs getting her breath back and rolls Benny into the ring. She slowly get in and calls to the crowd before hitting a legdrop onto the back of Benny's head, mashing his face into the mat. She floats over and quickly tries to lock in a Crossface, but Benny struggles and is able to power out of it before she can lock it in. Benny gets up quicker than Dani and kicks Dani in the gut as she gets to her feet, then hits a huge Overhead Northern Lights Suplex w/Bridge and the ref counts, 1, 2, KICKOUT! Dani gets a shoulder up again! Benny picks her up and gets behind her with a waistlock, nailing her with a German Suplex, then another, and on the third one he hits a Release German Suplex folding her up. Benny waggles his finger though as if he's not done and slides the 15 foot ladder into the middle of the ring. He then calls for his Electric Chair Drop and picks Dani up onto his shoulders. Dani reverses on top of Benny's shoulders and lands a victory roll from his shoulders! 1, 2, NO!!! Benny kicks out again. Benny and Dani get up at the same time and Dani runs at Benny who ducks her attempted clothesline and locks in "The Sensualator"(Whips opponent but pulls back, chokes him with his own arm and drops him to the mat, like a reverse Regal Cutter.) ON THE LADDER!!! The crowd goes apeshit as Benny gets on her for a cover! 1, 2, 3!!! The crowd is going ballistic with cheers as Benny pulled off a tremendous move to get the win.
WINNER: "Sensual" Benny LaBenze

Main Event
Zeke & The Patient vs. "Jihad" Johnny bin Laden & Vanity ShowWood
Tag Team Title Tournament, Round 1

Islamic prayer chanting echoes through the massive dome of the RWF Arena, and almost drowns out the tremendous boos thrown from the crowd toward Johnny bin Laden and Vanity ShowWood. Both of them are wearing turbans and hissing back at the crowd. The new World Title is looking extra shiny tonight. A stab at the RWF fans? Maybe so... They get into the ring and pray to Allah, bowing in the center. The chanting is soon cut off by “Fuck Tha World” as Patient and Zeke step onto the stage with Doc Mangahaus by their side. This is quite possibly the loudest pop the RWF Arena has ever witnessed. They look at Doc, who just nods his head, then make a full sprint down to the ring and slide under the bottom ropes. Vanity and bin Laden are on top of them in an instant, raining hard blows down to their backs as the bell sounds. The Bomb Squad stomps for all they’re worth and manage to force Zeke out of the ring. They pick Patient up and whip him to the ropes. Vanity his a high leg lariat on the return and bin Laden follows up with an elbow drop. Zeke tries to get back into the ring, but the ref won’t let him. Johnny hits a back breaker on Patient and holds him there while Vanity jumps off of the second rope with a leg drop! The ref comes over to the corner and tells Vanity to get out of the ring. He steps through the ropes and bin Laden quickly tags him back in while they continue to work on Patient. They get Patient in the corner and stomp him down to the mat. Vanity puts a boot on Patient’s throat and chokes him while the ref counts, 1, 2, 3, 4, ALMOST A DQ as Vanity removes his foot a split second before the five count. Vanity pulls Patient up and whips him, but it’s reversed and Patient goes for a clothesline. Vanity ducks and puts on a waistlock, then struggles but hits a German Suplex. He makes a cover, 1, 2, KICKOUT by Patient. Zeke is pounding on the turnbuckle and getting the crowd to follow suit as they chant, “PATIENT! PATIENT! PATIENT!” Vanity starts dragging Patient over to his corner, reaching out for a tag from bin Laden, when Patient lands a stiff kidney shot on him! Vanity drives a forearm into the back of Patient’s head as he tries to gain control. Patient hits him with another one, but Vanity gets the tag and bin Laden steps in. Vanity lays in another forearm before exposing Patient’s ribs to a boot from Johnny. They whip Patient to the ropes and take him down hard with a double shoulder tackle. bin Laden spits at Zeke, provoking him into the ring, and as the referee pushes Zeke back out, Vanity crotches Patient and the Bomb Squad hits a MASSIVE DOUBLE POWERBOMB!!!

Mike Colley: I have no love for these evil men, but what a great display of tag team unity.

Johnny makes the cover as Vanity runs to their corner. The ref slides over and makes the count, 1, 2, PATIENT KICKS OUT! The fans erupt as Johnny sits up, frustrated. Johnny hooks an arm and goes for a vertical suplex, but Patient blocks and reverses in a desperation “Whiplash Effect”(suplex into a piledriver)!!! HOLY SHIT! The sound in the arena is deafening as Patient and bin Laden are both on the mat. Each man is slowly crawling to his corner for a tag. Both Zeke and Vanity are stretched out as far as they can reach waiting for the tag. Johnny gets close, but Patient gets closer and finally makes the tag! Johnny makes the tag a second after and Zeke leaps over the ropes, beating Vanity in. Zeke and Vanity rush each other! Zeke ducks a clothesline and hits a mean dropkick on Vanity. Johnny is up and Zeke dropkicks him back down! Vanity goes for a “Flashbulb”(superkick), but Zeke intercepts the kick and delivers a leg capture suplex! Patient is up and he throws Vanity out of the ring as Zeke whips bin Laden into the corner. Patient runs through with a huge splash and Zeke is right behind him with OH MY GOD! A “Bullet”(front handspring into a dropkick like kick)!!! The referee is busy trying to get Patient out of the ring as Zeke peels Johnny off of the mat. Everyone is so jacked from the “Bullet” that they don’t notice Carnage jumping over the guard rail and wielding a chair. He reaches over the ropes and tags Zeke in the back of the head with it!!! Carnage jumps off and throws the chair under the ring as the ref turns around to see Zeke and Johnny lying on the mat and Carnage on the outside. Patient runs after Carnage and chases him around the ring. They round the corner with Vanity laying in wait. He lunges forward from a crouched position and takes Patient down with a HUGE clothesline! Carnage is backing up the ramp laughing at the damage he’s done. He’s busting a gut as he backs into Cabbie and Kave!!! They stand there as his laugh disappears and is replaced with a look of shock. He turns around and Cabbie and Kave BEAT THE SHIT out of him. They take turns punching him and drag him backstage. Vanity whips Patient into the steel steps with a resounding THUD, then makes his way back to his corner. Meanwhile, in the ring, Johnny is up to his knees as Zeke is still laid out. Johnny sends Zeke to the ropes and goes for a cross body, but Zeke baseball slides under it. He runs off of the ropes and goes for anther “Bullet,” but Johnny PULLS THE REF IN THE WAY! The referee is out cold! Vanity and Patient quickly enter the ring and it’s an all out melee!!! All four men are going at it when all of the sudden...

HALLELUJAH!!! HALLELUJAH!!!
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hal le lu jah!

Handel’s “Messiah” plays when the Robotron raises up and from behind the curtain comes a POPEMOBILE!?!?!?!

Dan Gosnell: If that’s the pope, then I’m Andre the Freaking Giant! Who the hell is this behemoth???

The Pope steps out of the plexiglass encasement and steps into the ring. Patient has Vanity up for the “Bag em ‘n’ Tag Em”(two handed face first chokeslam) when the Pope swings his huge rosary and belts Patient in the back of the head with it! Patient drops Vanity and falls to his knees as the Pope turns around to help Johnny with Zeke. Vanity kicks Patient out of the ring and now there’s a triple team on Zeke. Vanity and Johnny are holding Zeke’s arms and berating him as the Pope repeatedly punches him in the ribs. The crowd is booing wildly until the lights go out! The crowd is screaming and cameras are flashing, but no one can see anything. When the lights come back on, there is a cloaked man standing behind the Pope, and another cloaked man standing behind bin Laden and Vanity! With the element of surprise, the man behind the Pope spins him around, kicks him in the gut and drives him down with a vicious looking powerbomb! What a show of strength in lifting the Catholic monster!!! He clotheslines bin Laden and both men spill over the top rope. The other cloaked man goes to check on the referee as Patient is back in the ring. Patient grabs an unaware Vanity from behind as he’s beating on Zeke and hits a “Bag em ‘N’ Tag em!!!” The cloaked man has stirred the ref who crawls over and counts as Patient covers Vanity. 1, 2, 3!!!
WINNERS: Zeke & Patient

The Bomb Squad has been cleared from the ring and the winners of the match are standing there with the cloaked men. The first one takes his hood off to reveal himself as the mystery man from earlier in the evening. The other man pulls back his hood and, HOLY SHIT, IT’S THE HALL OF FAMER, MEMNOCK!!!

Mike Colley: I don’t think the 7-9-11 Crew signed on for this...

The Blue Collar Mafia stands triumphant in the ring and the Bomb Squad is cursing them from the stage as the copyright pops up and the show fades to black.