We go straight into the Hangover intro this week, then to the arena where the pyro is shooting all over the stage and above the ring. The crowd is full of signs, many of them for Zeke and the Blue Collar Mafia. Some fat guy is holding one that says “Marry Me Danielle.” The music cuts straight to “Immortal” by Clutch as GAP walks out on stage to a huge ovation. “As all of you saw last week, I’m a working president. I’m not afraid to come down and do what needs to be done, whether it’s helping to set up the ring or being a referee. Johnny bin Laden, who knew you’d be such a sore loser? You just do from one dastardly action to the next, now having kidnapped Doc Mangahaus. You may not come out of hiding this week, but rest assured that next week there will be repercussions. You got away with Sept. 11th, but you won’t get away with this. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we will crown a NEW Intercontinental Champion when Danielle Brisbane(huge pop) will take on the winner of a triangle match. Enough said, now LET THE ASSKICKING BEGIN!!!

The Latin Lover vs. Raglan James

“Not Meant For Me” by Static-X fills the air and the lights dim as Raglan James seems to rise from the center of the ring with Cold Sandra by his side. He smiles at the crowd who seems to be a little bit uneasy with his presence. His eyes seem to stare into their souls as he points to various audience members. When the entrance is over, “Bombastic” begins to play as Latin Lover struts to the ring. He shakes his hips and blows kisses to the ladies as he smiles, revealing perfectly polished teeth. He climbs into the ring and the two men eye each other appearing unintimidated. The bell rings and the men lock up. LL goes behind Raglan and immediately administers an arm-wring he begins to twist until Raglan has to flip forward to alleviate the pain. LL lets out with a "Woooo!" Which Raglan quickly counters with a kip-up and a twist into an arm-wringer of his own! LL screams in surprise then pain as the magic man begins to laugh maniacally. Raglan does an Irish whip, holds on to LL, pulls him through and nails a Hangman’s Neckbreaker in one fluid move! Cover 1-2-KICKOUT! The Latin Lover is far from over with. Raglan launches LL to a corner and comes flying in with a cross kick, snapping LL’s head back. LL stumbles out, and Raglan nails a “Gator Buster”, crunching LL’s head into the mat! Raglan smiles as he eyes the top turnbuckle. He begins to climb as LL is completely out of it. Raglan leaps and attempts a guillotine leg drop! LATIN LOVER MOVES!!! Raglan holds his back from the impact, and grimaces in pain as LL makes it to his feet. He staggers over, rolls Raglan back and nails a headbutt very close to the "nether regions" of the dark magician. Raglan sits up and holds his package as LL blows a kiss to Cold Sandra and the referee warns him about the low blow. LL picks up Raglan and hoists him up into a bodyslam position and nails a “Cocoa Nut Crunch” Jumping Piledriver! Raglan appears out of it. Cover 1-2-KICKOUT! The crowd cheers as LL looks upset. This time, Latin Lover goes to the top and wiggles his hips before he kisses his elbow pad and leaps! RAGLAN MOVES!!! LL crashes into the mat elbow first and starts to scream! Raglan sits up, and sticks LL in a front facelock! He hoists LL up for a brain buster, BUT WHAT IS THIS!?!?! A man dressed as an Ace of Hearts runs from backstage!!! The referee doesn’t see him as he pulls Raglan’s legs out from under him! Latin Lover falls on top of Raglan as the man in the card suit holds Raglan’s legs down from outside the ring! THE REFEREE MISSES IT!!! 1-2-3!!! WHAT A TRAVESTY!!! Latin Lover rolls out of the ring with the mystery man as they run from the boos of the crowd and the angry Raglan James, who stares the two men down all the way to the exit.
WINNER: The Latin Lover

Predator vs. “The Innovator” Terry Williams

“Schism (String Version)” plays as Predator walks with no emotion down to the ring. He gets in and doesn’t even acknowledge the fans as he waits for Terry Williams. Speak of the devil... “Blind” by Korn plays and here comes Terry with Suicidal in tow. The fans cheer for Terry as he waves to them. Suicidal waves as well, mocking Terry, then drops his hand quickly when Terry turns around. Terry steps through the ropes and locks up with Predator when the bell rings. Predator puts Terry in a headlock and cinches in, but Terry lifts him up and drops him on his neck! Terry floats over for a quick pin, 1, KICKOUT! Too early for the win. Terry whips Predator to the ropes and takes him down with a kitchen sink, then drops a fast elbow. Terry puts on an Indian deathlock and Predator’s face turns red from the pain. On the outside, Suicidal has made a new friend in the RWF’s new mascot, Burn Out, a big red dog with an eye patch. Burn Out is handing free beers to fans and takes time out to get down with Suicidal, who seems to be waaaay into this thing. Terry releases the deathlock and whips Predator to the ropes, but Predator hooks his arms on the top rope and stops short. Terry runs forward and Predator back body drops him over the ropes to the outside.

Dan Gosnell: Oh come on, what is this, ‘Alice In Wonderland?’

This time two men dressed as cards, faces hidden, come out from the back. The 6 of spades and the 9 of diamonds, walking side by side. They pick Terry up and hold him while Predator unloads with punches. Suicidal’s attention is diverted when Burn Out runs to take a picture with some kids. He turns around and sees the mugging occurring at ringside, then runs over and tackles the 6. The referee is trying to get control, but can only count as the melee keeps going outside. What’s this? Another burqua clad MAN climbing out from under the ring. He’s got a chair and takes a swing at Terry who ducks! THE CHAIR FOLDS IN HALF OVER PREDATOR’S HEAD! Suicidal is back up and helps fight off the other card as the burqa-clad man is getting clobbered by Terry. Terry clotheslines the man to the ground and looks up to see that he’s about to be counted out. He quickly slides back into the ring as the ref gets to 20. Predator is still out cold on the floor. The ref calls for the bell as Suicidal rolls into the ring and he and Terry stand on higher ground!
WINNER BY COUNT-OUT: “The Innovator” Terry Williams

Backstage, a cameraman is following The Patient around. He looks super pissed as he stomps down the hallway brandishing an axehandle. “Johnny!!!! I know you’re here somewhere!” Patient kicks in a door and sees that there’s no one there, then walks down the hallway and kicks in another door. Rainbow Brite is giving Death Warrior a sensual massage with candles lit everywhere. Patient smiles as he walks in with the axehandle raised. “You guys seen Johnny bin Laden?” RB and DW are scared shitless as the door closes in front of the cameraman.

Blockbuster vs. Carnage

"Quiet Storm" by Mob Deep sounds as Carnage makes his way to the ring, wearing a turban and a burqa!?!?!?

Mike Colley: "Why this idiot keeps cross-dressing in a traditional Arab woman’s outfit is beyond me. How can bin Laden even allow it in his clique?"

Carnage starts to try to get the crowd to praise Allah, when Blockbuster’s "Never Gonna Stop" blasts through, interrupting him. Sandra smiles and waves as her man begins to walk menacingly towards the ring. Carnage throws his turban off and heads up the entranceway as well. The two men start trading punches immediately, but the bigger Blockbuster lands a crushing roundhouse that spins Carnage around. Blockbuster then whips him into the steel steps at ringside and begins to mercilessly stalk him. Carnage rolls into the ring and drops to his knees, pleading as Blockbuster hovers over him, smiling. Blockbuster then quickly brings down a massive Tomahawk chop to Carnage’s head, then boxes his ears. Carnage looks dazed! Blockbuster stands him up, and whips him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Carnage ducks, rebounds off the ropes and nails flying forearm that takes the massive BB off of his feet!!! Carnage then stands over BB and spits on him, then quickly goes for an arrogant press-cover. 1-2-BLOCKBUSTER'S HAND SHOOTS UP AND CHOKES CARNAGE!!! The crowd starts to go nuts as Blockbuster stands up and sets Carnage up for a Chokeslam, the referee looms in close to see the hold is locked on legally, and Carnage takes the short rout with a straight-up kick into BB’s groin! BB falls to the mat and Carnage rolls him up 1-2-KICKOUT! BB is trying to catch his breath as Carnage starts to drive kidney shots into BB, making it hard for him to catch his wind. Carnage then leaps to the outside of the ring and grabs a chair, and climbs back into the ring with it, the referee tries to take it away from Carnage and begins to chastise him. WAIT!!! Shay is running through the crowd with a chair of his own!!! The referee manages to free the chair from Carnage and turns to hand it out to a member of the security team, when Shay slides in almost kills Carnage when he viciously plasters him! Carnage goes to one knee as blood shoots from his nose. Shay jumps out of the ring as Blockbuster stumbles over, hoists Carnage up and nails the “Bensonhearst Bomb!!!” COVER! 1-2-3!!! Carnage is out cold as Shay cheers on his partner and Blockbuster and Sandra celebrate in the ring!
WINNER: Blockbuster

Vanity & Dr. Doom vs. Kave Blackwell & Abaddon

“After Dark” hits the loud speakers and Dr. Doom steps out laughing. Instead of his normal entrance video playing on the screen, images of Mangahaus are shown and the crowd boos loudly. Vanity’s “Red Devil” remix starts to play and the Vain One comes out to a “LOSER LOSER LOSER” chant by the fans. Vanity waves for them to stop, but it just makes the crowd even louder. As soon as “Party Hard” starts to play, the crowd goes nuts for the alcohol swiggin’ college badass. He enjoys their cheers until Doom and Vanity run up the ramp and begin to attack him. They manage to get a few punches and kicks in before double suplexing him onto the steel ramp. Abaddon’s music plays and he runs out, double clotheslining the Bomb Squad members as they turn to face him. Abaddon grabs Vanity and throws him into the ring and the bell sounds. Vanity throws a punch that lands flush on Abaddon’s face, but Abaddon just fires back with 3, 4, 5 punches of his own, backing Vanity into the corner. Abaddon kicks and stomps Vanity down into the bottom turnbuckle (a la Austin). On the outside, Kave and Doom are taking it to each other. Doom gets the upper hand with a kick to Kave’s balls and follows up by lifting Kave up for a “You’re Dead, HAHA!”(reverse vertical suplex to reverse powerbomb)!!! OH MY GOD!!! Kave is hurt as Doom gets up and rushes into the ring to help Vanity who is being held above Abaddon’s head in a press. Doom saves Vanity by clipping Abaddon’s knee. The ref orders Doom to leave and he does so, but not before dragging Vanity to their corner for the easy tag. Abaddon gets to his feet, and Doom dropkicks him in the knee, taking him back down. Doom puts on a figure 4 and positions himself close to the ropes. When the ref asks Abaddon if he gives, Doom grabs the ropes for leverage. The referee looks over and Doom lets go of the ropes. He asks Abaddon again, and again Doom grabs the ropes. The fans are booing loudly, and the ref turns around, this time catching Doom and forcing him to break the hold. Doom gets up and tags Vanity in. They whip Abaddon to the ropes and go for a double back drop, but Abaddon stops short and DOUBLE DDT!!! Abaddon limps over and kicks Doom out of the ring who is consoled by Burn Out the dog. Burn Out is dancing for the fans and gets up on the announcer’s table. He pulls a bottle of Bacardi 151 out of his pocket and takes a big chug of it, then hops down off of the table.

Dan Gosnell: I kinda like this Burn Out. He’s funky.

Mike Colley: You would, putz...

Kave gets back in the ring and the ref admonishes him to get back in his corner, meanwhile in the other corner Abaddon is giving Vanity a good thrashing. Burn Out climbs on the apron and waves at Abaddon. Abaddon senses something is up and ducks just in time to miss a HUGE SPOUT OF FLAME FROM BURN OUT’S MOUTH! It hits Vanity and he falls to the mat! Burn Out is flailing like mad as his suit’s on fire! The crowd parts like the Red Sea as Burn Out runs out of the arena trailing smoke behind him.

Mike Colley: I haven’t seen anything this crazy since I dropped acid and went to a Pink Floyd concert. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!

Abaddon hits the “Final Resting Place” and covers Vanity while Kave fights off Doom. 1, 2, 3!
WINNERS: Kave Blackwell and Abaddon

Patient is still on the rampage in the backstage area. He’s walking through the cafeteria when he spots the Anti-Pope drinking a glass of wine and eating. “Excuse me Father, I need to confess.” The Anti-Pope turns around and Patient cracks him over the head with the axehandle!!! “Where’s Johnny???” Patient doesn’t even wait for an answer as he beats Leo down. He pulls out a pair of handcuffs and drags Leo over to the food line, then latches him to the bars on the counter, giving one final shot to the ribs before leaving a bloodied Anti-Pope hanging.

Ken Wild vs. “Sensual” Benny LaBenze vs. Cabbie Klowaski
Triangle Match, IC Title Number One Contender

"Falling Away From Me" by KoRn hits and the crowd cheers with a bit of a pop as Ken Wild comes out onto the stage holding his arms in the air. He walks down to the ring with a bit of a swagger as he's been on a winning streak as of late and rolls into the ring. The lights go down and the moans eminate throughout the arena as "Sexy Boy" (HBK Theme) hits and out onto the stage comes Jennifer Wood with one of those titilating outfits. Her boobs sway as Benny comes jiving and dancing out onto the stage with that crazy charisma and then begins walking down to the ring as the crowd goes nuts. Benny finally gets to ringside and rolls into the ring. The music stops and then blue and gold lights flood the arena as "Another One Rides the Bus" by "Weird" Al Yankovic hits. Cabbie Klowaski as his drunken self comes walking out onto the stage and begins his walk down to the ring with a slight stagger. He’s got a beer in his hand and is gulping from it until he finally gets to the ring. Ken Wild and Benny immediately begin pounding on Cabbie, double teaming him to the mat. They pick Cabbie up and whip him double time to the opposite ropes and hit a double back body drop on Cabbie sending him very hard to the mat. The fans are wondering what's going on as they stomp Cabbie into the mat apparently working together!? They pick Cabbie up again and hit a Double suplex and Benny covers him..1...2..no Cabbie kicks out and Benny directs Wild to go to the top rope. He does and Benny holds Cabbie up with his arms behind his back. Wild jumps off the top rope with the double axehandle and BOOM Cabbie moves and Wild nails Benny! Wild looks in shock as Benny goes down and Cabbie does a school boy pin to Wild..1..2...NO! Wild gets a shoulder up and as this happens Shay comes running down to the ring with a kendo stick and leaps up onto the ring apron. The referee stops him. With the referee's head turned away, Shay tosses the kendo stick into the ring to Benny, but Cabbie intercepts! CRACK!!! Cabbie smashes Benny over the head, then turns around and does the same to Wild! Wild staggers back and hits the ropes as Benny falls in a heap on the mat. Cabbie throws the kendo stick away and drives Wild’s head into the mat with a “Driven Over The Edge”(inverted piledriver)!!! Cabbie covers Wild, 1, 2, 3!!! Benny tries to break the pin, but he’s too late! Ken Wild is eliminated from the match. Benny locks in a “LaBenzemission” as Cabbie gets up. Cabbie is flailing from side to side and finally manages to get to the ropes. He holds on to the top rope, choking as the ref makes Benny break the hold. Benny backs the referee into a corner yelling at him and blocking his view. Running past the announce table and over the barrier with steel chairs are two men in turbans and burqa's!!! Apparently Bomb Squad members! Cabbie is still hanging on the ropes as they jump up and SANDWICH HIS HEAD BETWEEN THE CHAIRS!!! The two shrouded men leave the way they came quickly as Patient and Zeke come running out, but they are too late. Benny has covered Cabbie, 1....2.....3! Benny raises his arms in victory as "Sexy Boy" hits and Zeke and Patient slide into the ring. Benny is confronted by Zeke, who’s yelling shit in his face and Benny yells right back at him.

Zeke: What was that you fuckin bastard?! Your with the Bomb Squad ain't you?!?!

Benny: I ain't with nobody but myself. I turned around and saw Cabbie down. Patient seemed fine in pinning me last week after I got mugged by you didn't he?!

Benny then spits in Zeke's face and drops to the mat rolling out of the ring. Benny backs up the ramp as "Sexy Boy" hits again. He gyrates and dances for the crowd with Jennifer, celebrating his chance to win the IC Title later tonight. Patient and Zeke pick Cabbie up and help him to the back.
WINNER: “Sensual” Benny LaBenze

The Patient vs. Shay

Shay, the challenger, begins to make his way to the ring as "Fat Lip" fills the arena. Shay is pushing a shopping cart, filled to the brim with an assortment of junk. The crowd is quiet as the Jaguar Pit-fight expert walks to the ring looking cocky and ready - almost as if he has an ace up his sleeve. Somehow his expression doesn’t change even slightly as "Fuck Tha' World" hits the PA and Patient walks purposely towards the ring and through the ropes … with no Mangahaus at his side. It is easy to see the fun loving man we know as the Patient is not here tonight, only his sadistic angry counterpart. Before the bell even rings, Patient has muscled Shay back into a corner and is hitting heavy knee-lifts. Shay is looking rough already as Patient throws him through the ropes to the concrete, quickly following him up. Shay gets to his feet quickly. He turns to face Patient but only gets a blast to the gut from Patient as he drives the shopping cart into the youngster's torso. Shay goes rolling backward onto the entrance ramp. He starts to stagger up it. Patient is screaming at him to come back, he's not done. Patient follows him with the cart. When Shay gets to the top, he turns around and gets CRACKED over the head with a chair from the cart. Patient unmercifully pummels Shay and throws the chair on top of him in the end for good measure. Shay lays motionless on the ground but Patient doesn't even think about covering him. He lifts the cart off the ground and dumps it onto the challenger's head! Pipes, bats, signs and even a television fall onto Shay, but he doesn't even flinch. He is OUT!! Patient looks down and climbs to the floor. He's setting up tables on the bottom of the stage. He gets one up when all of a sudden he's spun around by the men in the Playing Card outfits!! Only this time there's four of them!! What the hell is going on here!?! The first one punches Patient, but he brushes it off, grabbing the man by the throat and squeezing hard. Another man does the same and is caught in the same position. He kicks away another, but the last manages to sneak behind him and give him a low blow!! The fans boo as the men jump Patient, kicking him to the ground. But their attitude changes quickly as from the back comes the World Champion ZEKE! He's got a chair and blasts one of the men on the back, then another shot to another man's face. Patient ROARS as he gets up, STILL HOLDING ON to the men's throats!! He chokeslams them both at the same time to a huge pop!! He nods to Zeke as Zeke drops the chair, holding his stomach. The words "I need a bathroom" can be seen on his face as he runs to the back. Patient sets up another table atop the one he had already set up and climbs back up to the ramp. He looks around and Shay is nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, the ex-pit fighter is seen on the set above the ramp!! He jumps off at Patient going for an "Aerial Slam" (Missile Dropkick from the Top and Kicks His Opponent's Head on Both Sides)!!! Patient looks up just in time to duck and Shay CRASHES into the rumble of things that he brought to the ring. Patient grabs him from behind around the throat, lifts him up, walks him over to the edge and jumps off. The flashes in the audience go insane as Patient drives Shay off the entrance stage, through two tables, with a "Bag 'Em and Tag 'Em"(two handed face first chokeslam) to the concrete floor below!! He walks slowly to the ground and covers Shay. 1…2…3!! The crowd goes nuts!! Patient leaves through the back, not concerned with his title or his win.
WINNER AND STILL RWF HARDCORE CHAMPION: The Patient

***MAIN EVENT***

Danielle Brisbane vs. “Sensual” Benny LaBenze
Intercontinental Title Match

“The Whole World” begins playing and the crowd goes nuts for their champion. Zeke steps out onto stage wearing a striped referee shirt and guzzling a bottle of Pepto Bismol. He finishes the bottle and tosses it away before jumping into the ring and preparing to referee this very important match.

No Doubt, here comes Danielle to a rather large pop from the crowd. She high fives a bunch of fans on her way down to the ring and shakes it on the top turnbuckle before “Sexy Boy” begins playing. Benny comes down to the ring with Jennifer right behind him. He does his gyrating schtick before stepping into the ring and talking smack to Danielle. Zeke checks both opponents for foreign objects, and when he finds that they are both clean, he calls for the bell. Benny wastes no time going after Danielle. They lock up and Benny powers her down to the mat. She gets up and sees him mocking her, then goes at it again. Again, Benny shoves her down. Irish whip by Benny sends Danielle to the ropes. Benny goes for a clothesline, but Danielle catches his arm and jumps up, catching his other arm with her legs and rolls him over for a pin! 1, 2, KICKOUT! So close and so early! Benny gets back up and takes a kick to the gut from Danielle. She backs him into the corner with stiff chops, echoed by “Whooos!” from the crowd. Benny finally gets pissed and puts her in the corner. He goes for a back elbow and Danielle ducks under, coming back up with a punch to the kidneys. She kicks Benny in the gut again and follows up with a “Hey Baby”(swinging DDT) using the turnbuckle as leverage! HOLY SHIT! Danielle climbs the top rope and calls for the “Simple Kind Of Life”(top rope leg drop) and HITS IT!!! She makes the cover and Zeke counts, 1, 2, WHAT THE HELL? Zeke is pulled out of the ring by the Ace of Spades? Zeke is battling it out with the mystery man while three more aces show up on the other side of the ring. The Ace of Hearts rushes at Danielle with a chair and swings, but she ducks and nails him with a superkick! The other two Aces are getting ready to enter when Danielle runs off the ropes and leaps out of the ring with a HUGE plancha, taking both of them to the floor! “RWF! RWF! RWF!” The Ace of Hearts is back up and goes outside. He picks up a chair and whacks Zeke over the back with it. The Ace of Spades grabs a chair and they set Zeke up, then BAM! CONCHAIRTO! They roll Zeke back into the ring as Danielle slowly gets to her feet and enters the ring herself. She runs straight into a kick to the gut and a “Sensualator”(reverse Regal Cutter) by Benny. Benny makes the cover and the Aces make the count with the unconscious Zeke’s arm. 1, 2, 3. What a horrible win from Benny.
WINNER AND NEW RWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: “Sensual” Benny LaBenze

Benny grabs the IC title and rests it on his shoulder as the Aces kick Zeke and Danielle out of the ring. They all gather in the center as Benny holds the mic.

Benny: Cut my music!

The four aces take off their masks to reveal themselves as Ken Wild, The Latin Lover, Predator and Shay!!! The crowd is booing them mercilessly, surprising to them. This is not the reaction that they were hoping for.

Benny: You may be wondering why the five of us are standing here over the Queen Bitch and Zeke, the title stealer. Well it’s really quite simple. We’re tired of being stepped on in this little stable war that the so-called “Blue Collar Mafia” and the “Bomb Squad” have been having, so we decided to shake things up! Let me introduce you to the force that will prevail over all and show you why WE are the dominant force in this company. Welcome to the Wildcard Round, because WE ARE THE MAVERICKS!!!

All five men raise their hands in victory, but it’s cut short when Gordon A. Powell steps out onto the stage.

EXCUSE ME!!!! I hate to bust up your party boys, but this is not how things are done in MY company. Now it’s nice that you’ve gotten together and decided to make your niche in the RWF, but you’ve gone about it all wrong. It takes five of you to beat a woman??? How dispicable... Zeke was out here to call it down the middle, and he was, but you just couldn’t handle that could you? Now I know it seems like I’m out here to chastise you, but quite the contrary, I’m here to reward you. Benny LaBenze, instead of defending the Intercontinental Title at Trick Or Trauma, a title you didn’t really win I might add, how would you like a shot at the World Title? What do you say? Let’s see how you do against Zeke face to face, rather than having your buddies beat him down for you.

You’ve got a deal.

Oh just a couple of things I forgot to mention. You’re not the Intercontinental Champion. Since you saw fit to screw Ms. Brisbane out of the gold, she’ll get another shot at Trick Or Trauma. And your match with Zeke, it’s gonna be a LADDER MATCH!

Danielle has helped Zeke up and they both make it to the stage where Gordon is standing. Zeke looks disoriented from the assault as the rest of the BCM come out and stand with Gordon. Both stables are staring each other down when all of the sudden, the Robotron flickers to life with the vision of the Bomb Squad! More boos ensue from the crowd when Johnny bin Laden, with most of his beard missing, begins to speak.

Attention infidels!!! I hate to interrupt your petty squabble, but I have more important matters to discuss. Allah demands retribution for the crimes committed against me, so I hereby demand a rematch for the World Title, and in exchange, the winner will also determine the fate of the good Doctor.

You don’t demand anything from me bin Laden! But I’ll tell you what. Since you have brought an offer to the table, I’ll grant your request. It will be a Triple Threat Match at Trick or Trauma for the World Title as well as Doc Mangahaus. But for stakes this high, a Ladder Match just doesn’t seem to be big enough. I think Doc’s freedom being on the line deserves something a little tougher, so at Trick or Trauma, it’s going to be a DOCTOR’S ORDERS MATCH!!!

Dan Gosnell: HOLY SHIT!!!! Doctor’s Orders Match??? Has GAP gone insane? We’ll see you all live at Trick or Trauma, this Sunday on pay per view!!!

FADE OUT