Hangover rolls in from commercial with a highlight package of the Johnny bin Laden and Zeke feud. It shows bin Laden stealing the win with the brass knucks at KOTF, then footage of Sept. 11th acts as a buffer until the next few spots of Zeke vs. bin Laden in the steel cage. Three different camera angles show Zeke putting Johnny through the cage with a “Bullet.” The screen focuses with Zeke and Johnny on the screen at the same time. “Who will walk out of Hangover as champion???”

The Hangover intro airs and then the shot switches to the arena where explosive pyro is going off all over the stage. "Party Hard" by Andrew W.K. hits and Kave Blackwell comes down to the ring, getting the crowd pumped up as they cheer for him. No intro tonight, we truly are LETTING THE ASS KICKING BEGIN tonight! On the way to the ring he guzzles a beer and then rolls into the ring with beer dripping from his face and chest. "Schism"(String Version) by Tool hits and the arena fades into hues of green as Predator comes out onto the stage to a small indifferent reaction. He walks to the ring and rolls into it. Kave begins slugging it to him as soon as he gets into the ring and lifts Pred up hitting a big suplex, holds onto it and lifts Pred up for a 2nd suplex, then lifts Pred up one more time and floats over for the pin...1...2.kickout. Kave picks Pred up and begins laying in huge chops and then backs him to the ropes and whips him across the ring, telegraphing the back body drop. Predator takes advantage kicking Kave in the gut and hits "The Drop" (Body Press then drops opponent head first with an inverted piledriver) and Pred covers him..1....2....NO! Kave gets his shoulder up just barely and Predator gets annoyed. He picks Kave up and whips him to a corner. Kave bounces off and Predator goes to the ropes near him trying for a bulldog from behind, but Kave ducks Pred's attempt. When Pred turns around BAM kick to the gut and "Frat House Rumble" (Gets opponent into a piledriver position, then lunges forward dropping him in a pancake.) (Styles Clash)! He rolls Predator over and covers him...1...2.....3! Kave wins as "Party Hard" hits. He dances for a moment in the ring and gets his arm raised, then walks back up the ramp to the backstage area after another win!
WINNER: Kave Blackwell

The camera flashes to backstage where Abaddon and Memnock are standing in a dimly lit hallway. Abaddon is nodding his head to show he’s understanding the plan that Mem is laying out for him. They both smile just before a figure rushes from the darkness with a full-length mirror! It’s Vanity ShowWood! He takes the two completely by surprise and smashes the mirror over both of their heads! Vanity steps over them and beats them down with the frame until it’s not big enough to hold onto. “Vanity is the only thing that’s immortal BITCHES!” As he stands over them laughing, someone further down the hallway shouts, “HEY!!!” It’s Patient! Vanity hauls ass out of there and Patient gets there a few seconds later. He stops the chase and checks on Mem and Abaddon, then looks up with a gleam in his eyes in the direction Vanity fled.

”The Anti-Pope” Leo XIII vs. Ken Wild

"Hallelujah" chorus from Handel's "Messiah" plays and the lights go down as the crowd begins booing profusely. The Popemobile comes driving out onto the stage and down toward the ring slowly. Within the bulletproof plexiglass dome is "The Anti-Pope,” waving to the fans even though they obviously hate his guts. There is, however, one small group with their hands clasped together and it looks like they’re praying to him. He bows and waves to them as he passes by. The Popemobile stops and Leo gets out. He looks up to the ceiling like he’s talking to god and says to himself, "Forgive them, for they know not what they do." Leo gets to the ring and steps up onto the ring apron, then climbs through the ropes. As he gets through the ropes, "Falling Away From Me" by KoRn hits and the arena goes dark for the beginning notes. The rest of the band hits and there’s a huge explosion on the stage as Ken Wild comes through the curtain. There’s a positive reaction from the crowd as he walks down to the ring past the Popemobile and rolls in to face the much larger "Anti-Pope." The lights come up and both men stand face to face in the middle of the ring. Wild is no small man and still looks almost like a child next to Leo. Wild spits in Leo's face and Leo immediately hits a "Penance" (Thumb to the eye). Wild covers his eye in pain and staggers away as the referee warns Leo about illegal moves. Leo pushes Wild back into a corner and begins to slug it hard into Wild with hard rights and lefts, going for "The 7 Holy Sacraments" (Begins with a kick to the knee, kick to the other, a punch to the shoulder, punch to the other, punch to the face, punch to the throat and a final punch to the solar plexus all at god-like speed.) But as Leo goes for the punch to the face, Wild ducks it and makes it out of the corner. Leo turns around Wild hits a HUGE "Running Yakuza Kick" (Test Style) and it backs Leo into the corner but doesn't take him off his feet. Wild gets on the second turnbuckle in the corner with Leo and begins hitting a 10 punch on Leo's head. The crowd counts along, “1, 2, 3, 4, 5” The ref's view is obscured because he's trying to get Wild to get off the ropes and Leo gets his knee up for the "The Divine Punishment of Heaven" (Hit to the Balls). Wild hits the mat hard holding his jewels and Leo acts like he did nothing as the ref yells at him. HUGE boos go up as out of the trunk of the Popemobile pops Johnny bin Laden!!!! Leo is picking Wild up as JBL makes his way to the ring and he has brass knucks on his hand. Leo whips Wild to the ropes and goes for a back body drop and the crowd erupts as Wild does a running leapfrog over Leo, then hits a TREMENDOUS "Running Yakuza Kick" (Test Style Boot) and knocks JBL off the apron!!! Wild turns back around after getting his leg back over the top rope and Leo goes for the "Your Cross To Bear" (Crucifix Powerbomb) but Wild avoids it and turns it into the "Show Stealer" (Put the opponent in a Matt Hardy setup but instead of hitting a twist of fate he goes for the Stunner.)!!! The crowd is jumping with cheers as Wild covers Leo!....1...2.....3! Wild gets up raising his arms in the air and instantly slides out of the ring as Johnny runs in and swings at him with the brass knucks. Wild raises his arms as he backs up the ramp having pulled a huge win over on "The Anti-Pope"
WINNER: Ken Wild

The Robotron flickers to life with the image of Benny LaBenze taking a shower. The ladies in the crowd cheer while the men groan. They’d rather see Danielle in the shower. Benny is washing his pits and singing “Sexy Boy” to himself. His Hardcore Title is in the shower room as well, and it completely covered in latex so it won’t get wet. The camera turns to see Doc Mangahaus creep into the adjacent room with a small, black medicine bag. He opens it up and fishes out a small dart filled with a blue liquid, then pulls out a small tube. Doc loads the dart into the tube and sticks his head around the corner. With one good breath, the dart finds it’s mark in Benny’s ass. “OWWW!!!” Benny quickly reaches down and pulls the dart out of his cheek. He searches for the source, but Doc is long gone.

Abaddon vs. Vanity ShowWood

Abaddon steps out on stage with Memnock to the sounds of the Smashing Pumpkins. The fans cheer when they see that both men are okay. Memnock has a bandage on his forehead and Abaddon is looking extremely pissed off. They get into the ring and stand in wait. The lights go out and Islamic prayers echo through the arena before the stage explodes in silver and gold pyro. Vanity is standing on the stage laughing as “Red Devil” plays. Abaddon jumps out of the ring and meets Vanity on the ramp as both men begin slugging it out. They fight down the aisle and Vanity whips Abaddon into the guard rail. He tries to whip Abaddon into the opposite rail, but it’s reversed and Vanity’s spine impacts against the metal. Abaddon rolls Vanity into the ring and follows him as the referee calls for the bell. Vanity stands up only to be forced to the ropes by a barrage of punches and kicks by Abaddon. Abaddon whips Vanity to the opposite side and goes for a back body drop on the return, but Vanity stops short and kicks Abaddon in the chest. Abaddon stands up holding his chest and Vanity tries to clothesline him, but Abaddon ducks and gets a waistlock, then takes Vanity down with a German suplex. Abaddon peels Vanity off of the mat and sends him to the ropes lifting him up into a body press, then drops him in a DVD! Abaddon makes the cover, 1, 2, NO! Vanity kicks out at the last second. Abaddon sends Vanity into the corner and is on top of him right away with a flurry of punches to the face. He tries to whip Vanity to the opposite corner, but Vanity reverses it. Vanity follows Abaddon in and gets a boot to the face for it, then Abaddon bursts forward and clotheslines Vanity out of his boots. Vanity’s in the middle of the ring and Abaddon reaches down to start putting on the “Pain Returns”(reverse sharpshooter while pulling opponent’s arms back). Vanity is screaming out in pain as Abaddon locks the hold in and stretches him. Memnock is cheering his protege on from ringside when he’s attacked from behind by Johnny bin Laden! Johnny has the knucks in hand and KOs Mem with a punch to the back of the head. Abaddon sees this and lets go of Vanity. He starts to chase Johnny, but stops short and checks on Memnock. Abaddon looks up in time to catch Vanity’s boots to his face as Vanity baseball slides into him! The referee is yelling to both men to get back in the ring as Vanity whips Abaddon into the steel steps. THUD! Vanity looks up with a maniacal grin on his face as he slides Abaddon back into the ring. Vanity is in position and waiting, and as Abaddon gets up, he goes for the “Flashbulb”(superkick), but Abaddon CATCHES HIS FOOT!!! Vanity tries to counter with an enziguri and Abaddon ducks it then slaps on the goozle! He lifts Vanity up for the ride and chokeslams him hard to the mat! Abaddon covers, 1, 2, NO! Dr. Doom is at ringside and reaches in, using the taser on the referee! He slides in and Abaddon grabs him around the throat. Doom jabs the taser into Abaddon’s ribs to a chorus of boos from the crowd. Abaddon falls to the mat like a sack of potatoes and Doom picks him up, but here comes Zeke! Doom sees him coming and runs into the crowd with Zeke giving chase. Vanity slowly gets to his feet and sees his opportunity. He laughs as he picks Abaddon up and gets ready for “The End”(jumping spinning reverse powerbomb). HUGE POP from the crowd as Patient jumps the rail and enters the ring. Vanity doesn’t even see it coming as Patient throws a couple of hard punches to his kidneys, then nails a “Bag em ‘n’ Tag em”(two handed face-first chokeslam)!!! OH MY GOD, HE DID IT AGAIN! Patient goes to wake up the referee as Abaddon crawls over and covers Vanity! Slow count by the ref, 1, 2, 3!
WINNER: Abaddon

Carnage vs. Dr. Doom vs. Danielle Brisbane
Triple Threat Match, Number One Contender To The Intercontinental Title

“Quiet Storm” by Mobb Deep begins playing and the fans immediately start booing like it was instinct. The music keeps playing, but Carnage is nowhere to be seen. Then the Robotron shows what’s going on backstage. Zeke is standing over Carnage with a chair in hand. The chair has a gigantic dent in it and Zeke is looking down at Carnage. “You just don’t know when to quit do you woody? Maybe this will help you realize when to say when.” Back in the arena, Carnage’s music has been replaced by Agathodaimon and Dr. Doom is marching down to the ring. He pays no attention to the jeering crowd as he enters the ring and leans against the turnbuckle. The stage is lit up in pink lights as “Just A Girl” starts up and Danielle Brisbane walks down the ramp. She’s really pumping up the crowd as her pyro goes off. Dani looks up at Dr. Doom with a smile on her face. Zeke may have just evened the odds for the RWF’s giant killer. Danielle jumps over the ropes and Doom charges her, but she moves out of the way and Doom hits the turnbuckle! Dani dropkicks him in the back and he hits the turnbuckle again. She whips him to the ropes and goes for a huracanrana, but Doom stops her and lifts her up for a powerbomb. Danielle reverses it into a facebuster and Doom is laying on the mat in pain! She climbs the turnbuckle and calls out to the fans for the “Simple Kind Of Life”(top rope leg drop). She doesn’t see Carnage shuffling down to ringside. He climbs the steps and shoves her off of the turnbuckle!! Dani lands hard on the mat as Carnage climbs up and does her own move on her! Looks like Carnage took some of the damage from that leg drop though, and Doom takes the opportunity to pick Dani up and nail the “BWAHAHA The World Is Mine!”(front-face powerbomb)! Doom makes the cover, 1, 2, CARNAGE PULLS DOOM OFF! Doom gets up and shoves Carnage. They start yelling at each other and then Carnage shoves Doom. The shoving turns into punching as Danielle rolls outside of the ring to recover. Carnage backs Doom into the corner and lays into him with a series of punches to the face and midsection. He hip-tosses Doom out of the corner and then whips him to the ropes. Carnage ducks a lariat by Doom and hits him with a “Rated R”(Stevie kick) on the return! Carnage covers Doom, 1, 2, KICKOUT! Carnage looks frustrated as he exits the ring and heads for the timekeeper’s table. He shoves the guy out of the way and takes his chair, folding it up before re-entering the ring. Carnage drops the chair and whips Doom into the corner. The ref is warning Carnage not to use the chair or he’ll be DQed, but Carnage just shrugs it off. He picks it up and is getting ready to hit Doom with it, but the ref grabs the chair and yanks it out of Carnage’s hand! Carnage turns around and gets in the ref’s face, threatening to hit him. Doom comes up from behind and kicks Carnage between the legs! OUCH! Doom hits the “World Domination”(lift for belly to back suplex, and drop with the other hand into a chokeslam)!!! Doom makes the cover, 1, 2, DANIELLE BREAKS IT UP WITH “A Simple Kind Of Life” on Doom’s head!!! She picks Doom up and sets up for the “Tragic Kingdom”(rolling powerbomb). Can she do it??? She struggles, but, YES SHE HITS IT ON DOOM and flips over for the bridge pin! 1, 2, 3!!!
WINNER: Danielle Brisbane

The Patient vs. “Sensual” Benny LaBenze
Hardcore Title Match

The arena is bathed in an orange glow as “Fuck Tha World” begins to play. Patient and Doc step through the curtain as the fans go apeshit for the head of security. Doc follows Patient down to the ring, where he whispers something into Patient’s ear before he enters. Patient almost loses it as he steps through the ropes. What’s so funny? “Sexy Boy begins playing and Jennifer Wood walks out on stage with a concerned look on her face. The crowd cheers and the guys drool, but she doesn’t look too happy. She walks back through the curtain and emerges seconds later with a very shy Benny. HE HAS A HUGE BONER SHOWING THROUGH HIS PANTS! He tries words of encouragement, but nothing he can do will get rid of the Viagra induced stiffy. Even as Benny is entering through the ropes, hiding his embarrassment, Mangahaus tosses Patient his suitcase and Patient wallops LaBenze!!! Benny falls through the ropes and is looking out of it already. The bell sounds as Patient has Benny already shaken. He hoists Benny up in a gorilla press slam and throws him down on the steel steps!!! Ouch!!! Benny is in agony! Patient then picks up Benny and throws some vicious shots to his ribs, then drapes him over the announcer’s table. Benny looks as if he doesn’t even know what hit him. Patient chokes out Benny and climbs into the ring. Mangahaus has picked up his briefcase now, and tosses Patient a steel chair? What the hell is this? Patient goes to the top rope and holds the chair up high as the crowd cheers ecstatically! Patient leaps, and places the chair underneath his leg!!! BENNY MOVES!!! PATIENT CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE AS BENNY GATHERS HIMSELF ON THE FLOOR!!! Patient is holding his buttocks, and Benny manages to get to his feet … he tries to do a thrusting motion with his hips, but he grips his back and winces in pain. Patient seems nowhere near moving. Benny then gathers up what’s left of the chair and places it on Patient’s face, grabs a TV monitor AND SLAMS IT DOWN SEVERAL TIMES!!! Patient is rocked after the high-risk effort failed!!! Benny has the edge. Mangahaus is over and yelling encouragement as LaBenze throws the monitor at Mangahaus, who ducks away and curses. Benny covers him 1-2-KICKOUT!!! Benny begins to look around in desperation as Patient begins to get to one knee. He spots a chair and eyes up Patient. When Patient is up, Benny tosses him the chair and goes for a superkick! Patient quickly ducks the Super kick, turns and plasters Benny with the chair square on Benny’s woody!!!! Benny drops like a box of rocks. Patient goes for the cover 1-2-Kickout! Patient gets back and and all of the sudden BOOM!!!!!!! There is a blinding flash and everyone is shocked. Patient is rubbing his eyes as Johnny bin Laden is lowered down in a harness!! He takes off his “loaded” turban and bashes Patient over the head with it, then turns around and gives Mangahaus the same treatment. Everyone in the first few rows is totally blind and some people are panicking. Security is too busy trying to control the crowd, but Zeke and Cabbie aren’t! They run down to ringside to catch bin Laden, but someone winches him back up and Zeke’s hand slides off of bin Laden’s boot. “You’re a dead man Johnny!!” Cabbie reaches under the ring apron and removes a table! He starts to spray some lighter fluid on it and sets it ablaze!!! Zeke helps Patient to his feet as he tries to shake off the effects from the flash grenade and the turban shot. He goes over to check on Doc as Patient opens up Doc’s briefcase and pulls out, OH MY GOD!!! IT’S A PAIR OF BOLT CUTTERS?!?!?! Patient points at Benny’s protruding member and starts to make "snip" "snip" motions as the crowd goes nuts. Patient begins to lean over Benny, but Cabbie stops him and talks some sense into him by pointing up to the turnbuckle and back down to the flaming table. A wicked smile forms on the visage of the Patient as he climbs the turnbuckle. Cabbie and Zeke hoist Benny up, trying not to touch his hard-on. Patient wraps his hands around Benny’s neck and hits a “Bag em ‘N’ Tag em” FROM THE TURNBUCKLE AND THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!! 1-2-3!!!! NEW HARDCORE CHAMP! Patient accepts the belt from the ref and pulls the condom off of it. He drops it on Benny, who is laying unconscious in the rubble of the table, his boner pointing to the heavens.
WINNER AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION: The Patient

Synnergy vs. Cabbie Klowaski & “The Innovator” Terry Williams
Tag Team Title Tournament, Round 2

"Never Gonna Stop" blasts over the PA as Blockbuster and Sandra make their way to the ring - Sandra is looking a bit loopy still, barring the attack by bin Laden from last week. She gives BB a kiss on the cheek as he climbs into the ring. "Fat Lip" finally blazes over the PA as Shay comes to ringside. Him and BB eye each other suspiciously as they talk in their respective corner. The crowd finally goes apeshit as "Another One Rides the Bus" hits the PA and Cabbie and Terry make their way onto the ramp, then into the crowd, delivering high-fives and handing out hats to the Wrecker Racing League. The four men finally stand toe-to-toe as the referee separates them. It looks like Blockbuster will start if off against Terry as the bell rings. Terry locks up with BB, who simply hoists him up and tosses him across the ring in a feat of strength that Shay applauds to. Terry gets up looking perturbed as Cabbie offers words of encouragement. The two lock up, and once again, same result! Cabbie calls Terry over and consults him. A third time, the men go to lock up, but Terry ducks, turns BB around and starts to throw some quick jabs! BB is caught off guard, but not long enough to recover and nail a vicious clothesline that somersaults Terry a full 180 degrees! Terry hits hard as BB tags Shay. BB hoists Terry on his shoulders and Shay hits a vicious Yakuza Kick from the top rope!!! Cover!!! 1-2-Cabbie saves the day with an elbow. Shay is shaken up as he works his way back to his feet. Terry tries to throw a punch, but Shay blocks and sweeps his legs out from under him, and follows it up with a backflip into a splash! 1-2-KICKOUT!!! Shay then starts to hit a vicious series of combination kicks and punches to Terry who can’t seem to find out what state he’s in, let alone what country! Shay shoots Terry to the ropes, and terry makes a blind tag, when Terry comes off the opposite side, he slides under the ropes .. confused, Shay turns around and gets nailed with a vicious "Coach Crash” (Spear) by Cabbie! The crowd goes nuts! BB starts to make his way in, but Cabbie hits him with a “Coach Crash” as well!!! Cabbie is celebrating in the middle of the ring and the crowd is going off! Cabbie makes the tag to Terry who backs BB into a corner .. what’s this? Johnny bin Laden has come running from backstage with the world title, he runs up next to Cabbie and spits at him!!! Cabbie looks at bin Laden and gets very angry … CABBIE IS CHASING BIN LADEN UP THE RAMP!!! As Cabbie reaches the top of the ramp, bin Laden ducks behind the curtain … AND CABBIE RUNS INTO A STEEL CHAIR!!! Cabbie is out cold!!! In the ring, Terry has BB on the ropes and is delivering a 10-count punch, but BB takes a step out and hits a spinebuster, dives forward and tags Shay!!! Shay comes in a house of fire and starts to land some vicious right-hands that have Terry looking for a tag to a partner who isn’t even there! Terry falls back into a corner, but cannot tag as Cabbie is laid out on the entrance ramp! Shay charges and goes for a splash, but Terry ducks, and does a backdrop! SHAY’S SPINE IMPACTS THE RING POST AND HE FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE IN OBVIOUS PAIN!!! Shay is screaming as Terry has fallen over, still looking for a tag. Cabbie makes his way up, but bin Laden runs from the back with the world title, and lays Cabbie out with it! Suddenly, whistles fill the air as Patient and Zeke step out on the ramp!!! The two men begin to chase bin Laden through the crowd as the arena goes apeshit .. but wait … the referee is distracted!!! BB steps into the ring, and rolls Shay out, not seeing the tag, the referee allows it, considering all that is going on. Terry turns, expecting Shay, but runs into the massive wall called "Blockbuster.” With one swift move, Terry is nailed with "The Bensonhurst Bomb" cover … 1-2-3!!! BLOCKBUSTER AND SHAY ADVANCE!!! Shay crawls back into the ring as Blockbuster stares smugly at his partner. From the crowd, an elated bin Laden tries to get Shay to dance with him in victory, but Shay seems to want no part of it. On the outside, Blockbuster’s beloved Sandra creeps up behind bin Laden and nails a low blow!! Bin laden bends over, AND BLOCKBUSTER NAILS A BENSONHURST BOMB ON BIN LADEN!!! The crowd goes apeshit as Shay walks up to hug BB. But BB pushes Shay to the mat and seems to be arguing and pointing to an unconscious JBL in the center of the ring. The two men begin to argue amenably all the way out as a few men come out in terrorist garb to help JBL.
WINNERS: Synnergy

Zeke vs. “Jihad” Johnny bin Laden
World Title, Lumberjack Match

The crowd is completely jacked and is dying to see the main event when “Immortal” by Clutch starts playing. GAP steps out holding a microphone and is followed by Patient and a big group of security guards. Patient and the guards walk down to where the aisle meets the ring and set up a checkpoint as Gordon starts talking.

GAP: I know how Johnny bin Laden likes to use weapons and anything else other than real skill to win his matches, so tonight, EVERYONE GETS CHECKED! The Patient is going to pat down everyone to make sure there are no available weapons. Enjoy the match everyone, and may the BEST man win!

HUGE POP from the crowd at that statement... With that, all the members of the roster file out of the back and line up at the checkpoint. Patient has a metal detector and is scanning everyone that comes through. When Vanity gets to the checkpoint, the metal detector starts beeping like mad. He refuses to be searched until the guards pull out nightsticks and threaten to beat him down. Patient just smiles as Vanity reluctantly pulls a mirror and a pair of brass knuckles out of his trenchcoat and hands them over. Everyone else gets through with a tight search.

Johnny bin Laden walks down to the ring with Wife #2 at his side. When he gets to the checkpoint, Patient scans him and comes up with nothing. bin Laden has a righteous smirk on his face as he passes through. His wife waits till he gets three feet away, then begins to follow, but Patient stops her for a scan as well. When Patient runs the scanner over her crotch, it goes off big time. Patient looks serious as he grabs a handful of fabric and rips the woman’s burqua off in one clean pull. She’s wearing a purple silk nightie that is just tight enough to show off the perfect curves of her body. Patient pats her down but doesn’t see anything, then realizes that whatever she has has to be stuffed “up in there.” He turns her around and smacks her ass before telling her to get backstage. She winks at Patient who smiles as she leaves to Johnny’s disdain. No matter though, as Johnny requests a microphone and the Prayer to Allah stops.

Tonight is indeed a wonderous night, as I will beat Zeke ONE more time and finally put him away for good. Praise be to Allah! And may Allah be with my good friend Saddam Hussein to help him fight the evil tyranny known as Democracy!!! This is for you Saddam.

Johnny begins to sing the Iraqi national anthem as two huge flags unfurl from the rafters, one American, the other Iraqi. The entire arena boos so loud that Johnny can barely be heard over the PA. Abaddon feigns jumping into the ring, but the rest of the BCM hold him back as Ken Wild hocks a big loogie at Johnny. Pyro goes off and the American flag goes up in flames, causing massive heat(no pun intended) in the arena while the Iraqi flag remains unharmed. Johnny is reaching a crescendo when someone cuts him off.

Hey BITCH BOY!!! Why don’t you shut the fuck up and we’ll play some real music? HIT IT!

It’s Zeke at the top of the stage as “The Star Spangled Banner” begins playing! An American flag drops down over the Robotron and completely covers it up as the crowd goes apeshit! Zeke walks down to the ring and steps inside, the roster fanning out around the outside right after. The BCM is standing on one side of the ring while the Bomb Squad is standing on the other. The rest of the wrestlers are in between as they stare each other down and shout out insults at each other. The bell rings and the match is on. Zeke and JBL lock up. JBL pushes him to the ropes and whips him across. He hits a quick kitchen sink on the IC champion, sending him flipping to the apron. He grabs the rookie off the ground, DDT!! Cover 1… 2… KICKOUT!! Laden can’t think he’s that weak can he? Johnny lifts the challenger up. Zeke tries to fight back, punching the champ in the gut, but Johnny just puts him right back down with a forearm to the back of the head. He lifts him up again and sets him up for a "The Great Equalizer"(Release German Suplex). He throws him over his back, but Zeke does a complete back flip, landing on his feet! JBL get up and spins around just as Zeke connects with a dropkick to his knee, knocking him down to one knee. Zeke runs off the ropes and hits a quick dropkick to his head, knocking JBL to his back. Zeke quickly runs to the ropes, springboard moonsault!! Cover 1… 2… NO!! JBL gets his shoulder up at the last second. Zeke locks in “Misery!!” This is gonna be over quick!! NO, the Anti-Pope reaches in with his freakishly long arms and pulls Johnny to the ropes! The ref makes Zeke release the hold and then reprimands the Anti-Pope. While his back is turned, JBL low blows Zeke and yanks him by the trunks through the ropes! Danielle Brisbane and Terry Williams pick Zeke up and roll him back into the ring before the Bomb Squad can make it over. JBL is up and he and Zeke start going at it with punches. JBL overpowers Zeke into the corner and hits him with a huge overhand chop to the chest. Zeke winces at the pain and grabs at his chest, then bin Laden takes him down with an arm drag and locks in an armbar. The crowd rallies behind Zeke as he starts to pump up. Zeke gets to his feet and jumps up and over in perfect position for “Enigma!!!!” HE HITS IT! Zeke makes the cover, 1, 2, NO!!! Vanity pulls Zeke out of the ring and starts stomping him down. Here comes Patient! He attacks Vanity and the Bomb Squad backs him up by helping beat on Patient. Now the BCM runs over and it’s an all out brawl!!!

Dan Gosnell: Damn! That didn’t take very long!

Patient is pummelling Vanity while on the other side Cabbie and Kave nail the shit out of Doom. Abaddon grabs the Pope and goes for an FRP, but the Pope rakes his eyes and hits “The 7 Holy Sacraments!” All hell is breaking loose on the outside! On the other side of the ring, Benny LaBenze is beating his dick against the ringpost, trying to get his boner to go away. Shay rolls Zeke back into the ring and JBL is getting up. He picks Zeke up and hits “The Infidel Treatment!” He looks down at Zeke, but doesn’t pin him, he heads to the top rope!! “September Skies!!!” NO!!! Zeke moves out of the way!! Both men are hurting on the inside while the outside has turned into total chaos! Patient calls for security and they all rush out. They take everyone to the back, I guess the lumberjack part is over. Patient sits at the top of the ramp and watches as the two men in the ring awake to find they are the only ones there. They look at each other and slowly get to their feet, both holding their heads in pain. Zeke runs off the ropes and JBL stands ready. Zeke baseball slides under him. He runs off the other side and jumps to put JBL down with a faceplant, but JBL catches him and turns it into a Sidewalk Slam. He drops an elbow on Zeke then lifts him up again. He throws him up into the Gorilla Press and drops him to a chest breaker!! JBL lifts Zeke again and whips him into the turnbuckle. He runs at Zeke, but Zeke moves at the last second, he climbs to the turnbuckle as JBL is reeling. “Hallucination”, but JBL ducks and Zeke hits the referee!! HOLY SHIT, what’s gonna happen now? JBL takes the surprise factor and kicks Zeke in the gut, then hits the “Allah Bomb!” He makes the cover not quite realizing that the ref is out. But here comes a striped shirt now... IT’S GAP!!! He slides into the ring and Johnny gets up! He spits in GAP’s face! GAP shoves bin Laden and he reels back, tripping over Zeke. Johnny gets up, extremely pissed off! He runs at GAP and tries to spear him, but GAP moves out of the way and Johnny chokes himself on the top rope. When he turns around, GAP NAILS HIM!!! “YOU’RE FIRED!!!!” The walls are almost bursting at the seams from all the noise the crowd is making. Zeke slowly gets to his feet and sees JBL laid out on the mat. He locks in “Misery!” JBL taps out instantaneously!!!! GAP calls for the bell and Zeke’s music hits to a standing ovation from the crowd!
WINNER AND NEW RWF WORLD CHAMPION: Zeke

The BCM and all the other faces on the roster come down and flood the ring. They all congratulate Zeke, even Benny LaBenze, who accidentally pokes him with his erection. “Oops...” Zeke just laughs as GAP raises his arm in victory and the copyright pops up at the bottom of the screen.