we last the s.o.b.'s as they were being held at insecticide point by evil man and his evil exterminators.    

"i have the entire potatoe bug from nambia population shrunken and contained in this jar. one false move and i squash them into oblivion.", said evil man

EEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!! and other alarmed bug like sounds came from the jar. the s.o.b.'s huddled up to discuss a plan.    

"i think we should negotiate with him. it would be the safest logical route." said analitical antfriend.    

"well, considering we are surround, there is very little hope for us and the lil guys, and we have no other ideas are we agreed?", asked june bug    

"agreed." they all said sir-pee-a-lot signed "i have to pee". they had all learned a little sign lanuage on their trip from a book antfriend one had picked up at a quickie mart.   

"there's some bushes over there." said june bug.

*BREAK*

sir-pee-a-lot disappeared into the bushes, june bug and antfriend one approched evil man to start the peace talks and analitcial antfriend stood around for a bit and then fell into stareing at the sky and pondering the meaning of the universe. as they neared neared evil man june bug began to get very nervous. she was actually a huge chiken when it came down to it. she just talked big which made her such the great leader she is. she tighted her thinking cap to make sure things didn't get out of hand.

"one, you can handle this one. i think your power will work wonders on this."

*tinkle tinkle tinkle from the bushes*

"hi evil man. i'm antfriend one and june bugs sidekick. so anyway what do u want exactly?"

"i want to be evil and the world to be evil and all the bugs dead!"

"no you don't"

"yes i do"

"are u sure?"

"yes."

well i guess if thats what u want....since your EVIL man and not goodnaturered man. i wonder what your mother would think. i suppose she wouldn't now would she. but since you are i suppose u do want that hmmmmm?"

"but... i do... really....cuz i am... but if you are ok with it maybe i don't...and what do u know bout my mama.... but i do....but... well... what do i want?"

"oh, you know"

"of corse i do i'm evil man with all my manly evilness i always know excatly what i want. i want to ....do bad things."

"yes u just tell yourself that"

"stop it!"

"stop what?"*batts eyes*

"that ambiguous none talk, it confuses me"

"well sort of, right"

"right. i mean wrong. i mean shutup!"

"well u know what, your not evil, your a puppy dog, you love bugs and listen to soft music."

"i do?"

"yep"

evil man stood there for awhile trying to figure what he wanted to do was really what he wanted, if he was sure of that, weather he was actually confused at the moment,if that eye batt meant anything...you know(he had heard antfriend one had a thing for older men...), and weather he had kept and of the types from his kenny g. phase(his girlfrined made him listen to it he swears!).

june bug and one snuck off to let evil man stew in his own confusion. they sat with ananlitical antfriend and sir-pee-a-lot.

"i think analitical antfried should finish him off. one here has pretty bewildered."said june bug

"do i?" said one.

"ok here i go."

"evil man i presume."

"ummm... yes"

"mister, killing bugs makes no sense. y kill bugs? no one really cares about little bugs when there are starving children and wars and ozone decay, and teenage pregnancy, and a drug war, and a national debt, and deminishing rainforests. you will never get any respect as a villian killing bugs. u need something dramatic that will get headlines and noteriaty."

"well if there not worth killing then why do u take the time to save  them?"

"cuz we are the s.o.b.'s and damn good at it. have you seen our powers? we couldn't defend anything much bigger than a bug."

"so r u saying that your powers r weak?"

"no, just bug size."

*tinkle tinkle tinkle*

"oh."

"see your villiany is bug sized too thats pathetic."

"well so are your powers."

"no, no, no, my dear boy u just don't understand do you?

*sigh*" "yes i do"

"no u don't, if you inderstood you would ask so many questions."

"i don't ask questions"

"yes you do, so just hand over the potatoe bugs now."

"no."

"well whats the point now, you have no hope, you are a loser."

"its the principle of the thing"

"only people with little hope of winning an arugement say that"

"do not"

"do to"

"but look only 4 of your gaurds are left. they all passed out from the fumes. i bet they will get cancer. so there r four of us and four of them and we are deffinatly better than them so your screwed."

"but i make five so ha."

"but if u fight who will hold the bugs?"

"damn! ok how about u can have the bugs and live as long as u let my evil boys be and go throught my evil obsticle coarse?"

"we'll think about it"

the s.o.b.'s resumed the huddle. and analitical antfriend explained. they agreed.

"ok, we'll do it" said june bug

thery were led to evil man's castle where the obsticle coarse was in the back yard (it was a bug backyard). they went in were there was a big sign that said "enter" and the doors slamed shut with a thud never to be torn open again. they were suddenly on a very small platform with hot lava running beneth them and only a small rope bridge leading off into the foggy distance. "oh shit" was the resounding sigh.

"thought it would be hoola hoops and wheelbarrow races and crap like that" said analitical antfriend

"that would be fun!lets do that instead" said one

sir-pee-a-lot started the pee pee dance. she was very pissed that no one had informed her of thier plans to getting them killed in this house of death before hand. what a sham. what was a poor deft girl to do?

"well come on guys lets go!"said june bug as she stepped onto the bridge.

one by one they fallowed until the bridge began to make that creeky noise when ouu know your in deep shit. they took several more steps and the fog began to clear. they could see the other side. they were within feet and then snap! they clung for dear life as the bridge split into. luckily they were on the side closest to the other side . they clung together in a ball on the thin ropes.

"hehe! my wings finally!" siad june bug and away she flew with the other three on her back. those fluffy wings are a hell of a lot stronger than one would think. next they were in a large, empty gray room with an alien on a potium. he had been flying all around the universe doing his work but he found this more efficent and the evil dental plan was a good one. they approched the potium and he said "YOU ARE RETARDED LITTLE STUPIDED HEADED UNSUPER HEROS THAT WILL NEVER BEAT EVIL MAN AND U SMELL BAD AND YOUR THIGHS R LIKE CACTUSES!!!!!!" they recoiled at the nastyness.

"we will never get throught the nastyness to that door over there. its repelant"

"well, lets walk over there" said one they began to walk and the man says

"YOU HAVE BREATH LIKE A ELEPHANT ASSHOLE! ARE THOSE YOUR LEGS OR ARE YOU RIDING A CHIKEN? YOU LOOK LIKE A A FRICKEN CHICKEN! DON'T U WANT TO KILL YOUR SELF? YOU SUCK SOOO MUCH" they bounced back like super balls.

"i can do it" signed sir-pee-a-lot

"of corse!!" they exclaimed she couldn't hear a damn thing she would care what he said.

she walked straight up to the little man climbed up his podium and punched him in the head!(hehe) while he sreamed "YOUR SO GROTEQUE YOU MAMA DIDN'T KNOW WHAT END TO WIPE. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? CAN'T U HEAR ME? YOUR SUCH A DEFT RETARD YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO HOME CUZ U SUCK AT HEROING AND YOUR FRIENDS HATE YOU. WHY AREN'T U STOPPING? NO!!!!!!". he was out like a light. they proceded on. they entered and dark room except for a tall red thrown like thing with torches lighting. evil man sat in the chair with the jar of potatoe bugs strapped to his head so he could fight. big dogs were chained to either side and they had red eyes like in ghostbusters. "what now?" asked june bug

"simple, get past me" said evil man

"ok."they said. one....two....three..go!!! sir-pee-a-lot took a flying kick at evil mans head and kicked the jar off wich shattered on the floor. simultaniuously the our three ran to the side door which was conviently marked with a red exit sign (it matched the motif so evil man thought what the hell). the bugs fly out of the jar, sir-pee-a-lot escaped with others and they held the door open for the bugs to escape. evil man was unconiuos and the dogs were tied up so they really had no problem. they said thier farwells to the lil guys and returned to thier seattle loft to contine the tinkie winkie debat.