Nambia Bugs 1 By: Jessie
<P>one fall after noon as the s.o.b.'s sat in thier seattle loft drinking coffe and makeing very deep philosphical remarks about the purple tellitubby the telephone rang. it was evil man (he wasthier arch nemisis, not only becuase he continually killed bugs because he saw thier life asinsignificant just cuz they  are small and not furry and cute, but because he was genuinely evil.) well fortunately sir-pee-a-lot answered the phone and evil man forgot to adjust his voice for human level of audiobility and was still in evil man mode which is a jillion times louder than human mode. so the last thing that sir-pee-a-lot heared was

 <P>"HELLO MISRERABLE UNWORTHY PUKE HOLE OF A HUMAN". she was imedately deft there after. now remeber i refered to this event as fortunate. this happened to be the birth of a great new power to sir-pee-a-lot. now she doesn't have to listen to anyone. she of corse screamed and ran to the bathroom(her power was called into action by the sudden excitement) so june bug picked up the phone. 

<P>"hello?!?! who is this?" she asked in an offically rushed very seriuos manor. 
  
<P>"your worst nightmare" he said in a long drawn out words with a very malicious tone.*dun dundun duuuuuuun* 
 
<P>"what do u want evil man?" she replied 
 
<P>"your sole.... but i was just calling to tell you that i would pay special attention to the
three eyed potato bug of nambia if i were u." 
   
<P>"what do u mean?!?!"  *click* 
    
<P>"O NO!" she exclaimed. 
    
<P>"what?!?!" the others similtaniously asked 

<P>"evil man said that we should be careful to watch over the three eyed potato bug of nambia" june bug said 
   

<P>"that implies that he is planning to do harm to the three  eyed potato bug of nambia" said ananlitical antfriend "the three eyed potato bug of nambia lives in nambia which is in africa so i would suggest that we get our asses moveing to the nearest airport, but this sounds like an ploy to kill us. it could be a trap!" 
   
<P> "O NO!" they cried. 
   
<P> "what will we do?" said sir-pee-a-lot "we can't let the three eyed potato bug of nambia get hurt but  we might get hurt if we try to help."  they sat there looking thoughtfully toward the ceiling holding their chins. the jepordy music came put of no where but sir-pee-a-lot could not hear it so she was a bit confused.
 she jsut did what everyone else was doing though. then the music stopped abruptly and a dinging noise was heard. 
 
<P> "i know,  why don't we go sit down and talk this out rationally and logically with evil man. perhaps he has an explination for all this." said analitical antfriend 
 
<P> "we don't have his phone number and caller id isn't hooked up yet" said june bug 
 
<P> "well let go save the lil bugs and then go fall into the trap." said antfriend 1.  they all looked at her and shooked their heads very slowly. this would be the time when
sir-pee-a-lot would give her suggestion but she had no clue what was going on cuz she couldn't hear a damn thing plus she had been in the bathroom for most the conversation anyway. 
 
<P> "well we have to help the three eyed potato bug of nambia right?" said june bug. 
   
<P> "right." said the rest 
  
<P> "we can't jsut let them die. so we have to go to africa right?" 
   
<P> "right." said the others with a lil more confidence. 
  
<P> "we will just have to face whatever evil man has stored for us. we have put ourselves on the line for the well being of the lil guys. we have to stand up and say DAMN U EVIL MAN! right?" 
  
<P> "right!" the others screamed for june bug was very inspireing  they booked the next flight to nambia, though june bug assured them that she could carry them
ananlitical antfriend said that the laws of physics did not permit it and no one really wanted to entrust thier lives in june bugs fluffy white wings. june bug was slightly insulted but was a very kind and gracious sole so she let it slide. 
  
<P>so they booked the next flight to africa.  after a three hour ride in a an overcrowded bus with lots of chinkens and goats and crying babies in baskets, a twnety mile ride throught the desert on a camel and a ten mile hike through the jungle that they had to be lead my a guy with a big a machetty they made it to the three eyed potato bug of nambia's headquaters.   it was giant dug heap.  well just as they got there evil man jumped out from behind a bush with a jar full of the lil guys. 
   
<P>"DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP OR THEY ALL DIE!" he said. 

<P>jsut then evil man's evil army of evil extreminaters surrounded them with big pestiside despenter thingys. 
   
<P>"NOW YOU ALL DIE" he said "wah ha ha ha ha" 

<P><P>dun dun dun duuuuuuun. 
will the threed potato bugs form nambia die? 
<P>will the s.o.b's kick the bucket? will they escape? will sir-pee-a-lot ever figure out whats going on? tune in and find out next week on  the amazeing adventures of the s.o.b.'s.<!--'"</title></head>-->

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