June Bug 1 by:Jessie

Once upon a time there was an ant name Skippy, and as it dutifully carried a bit of crumb cake to feed to the Fat-Ass Queen, a big blundering idiot squashed Skippy to nothing but a smear on the sidewalk. The blundering idiot just kept on walking and did not even relize he had just murdered this innocent little creature. Several minutes pass. Then a wonderful, beautiful, intelligent, girl came upon the scene of the crime. She, having exstrodinary eye sight, with the help of her cocntact lenses, and being extremely alert, and aware of her suroundings noticed the smear on the side walk. She dropped to her knees (don't get any ideas) to examine that area more closely. She intuetively knew what it was.   

"WHY!!!!!!" She screamed in anguish, holding her head in her hands and hitting it repeatedly on the cement.    

"ANOTHER INNOCENT HAS BEEN SLAIN! WHY ARE YOU ALL SO BLIND!!!"  She yelled to the Heavens. She stood and grabbed a random pedestrian by the lapels as they passed and screamed   

"LOOK! LOOK! SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!! YOU HEATHEN!" She released the pedestrain and they ran off with a frightened, confused look.   

The girl went home and contemplated the evils of the world. She made several important conclusions that would forever impact her life.     

1. The most cold hearted, horrible thing anyone could do was smash  a bug.     

2. She was going to do something about it.     

3. She liked to scream in public.

Several weeks later.......   

The girl had made several changes in her life sense we last observed her. Three of her old friends had moved in with her, her wardrobe had become rather unconventional, she changed her name to June Bug, and started a group of super heros. Their purpose was to protect small insects and fight evil.

Well lets start with introductions.

Antfreind 1: June Bug's trusty side kick. (This does not mean that Antfriend1 or June Bug are any better than any of the other super heros. Its just every super hero group needs a fearless leader and a side kick. Its in the hand book.) Antfriend1 possesses the power of of Whitty Logic.  It is in reality, very illogical but you would be suprised the binds it will get you out of. Here is an example  

Problem:  "Oh no! That dog has spots."  

Whitty Logic solution: "Not if you close your eyes."

Analitical Antfriend: Pocesses the power of arguing. She can analize anything down to the last detail and argue any point. This is how it works. She just says the oppisite of whatever her aponinet says and keeps debateing with them until their heads explode. She will bluntly tell the truth or state her oppion no matter what. You could say she "tells it like it is" if you actually use that nasty saying.

Sir-Pee-A-Lot: She possesses the power of the over active bladder. So watch out bad guys or she will pee on you! And that's just not fun...unless your a very perverse person and get off on that sorta thing. Now Sir-Pee-A-Lot is rather shy about her power, though it is a wonderful power. So we must all be very suportive of her in her fighting of evil.

June Bug: The Leader (its just a title). She possesses the power of magical shoe laces. They make her float above ground so that she is sure she doesn't accidently squish a bug. She also has a thinking cap. It keeps her from thinking, because only bad things happen when she thinks.

AND TOGETHER THEY MAKE!........

THE SAVIORS OF BUGS!!