fake quotes
road trip stories
dialogues
my diary

oh, remember the days... Rockmonster was young and showed you more attention. Rockmonster used to take you out and laugh at yer stories. You used to be able to FEEL like Rockmonster cared. Well, at least you know it, even if it doesn't feel that way sometimes. Hey man, Rockmonster is still here for you... just a little stressed out lately. Enjoy the dorky fake quotes, the never changing road trips, my so-popular diary, and oh yes, that ever so witty dialogue!Click the pale links above) ...and sorry 'bout the stripes, I know they make this hard to read.