The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court
records:
Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know
anything about it until the next morning?
Q: What happened then? A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill
you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?
Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
Were you alone or by yourself?
How long have you been a French Canadian?
Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture? A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?
Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable? A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
So you were gone until you returned?
Q: She had 3 children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there girls?
You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like,
but can you describe it?
Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: Have you lived in this town all your life? A: Not yet.
A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid
question, interrupted himself and said: "Your honor, I'd like to strike the
next question."
Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of
Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel? A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30
p.m. Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at that time, is that correct? A: No, you stupid, he was sitting on the table wondering why I
was doing an autopsy!!
That's all I have for now... Did they make your day?