There's been shitloads goin on since my last column so I'll skip all that. The "Jake-o Style" comment above was a reference to a past life and if you get it then great and if not... stalk me to fins out!
Firstly... the most important thing... the thing that dwarves all world events into insignificance... MY VICTORY IN MONOPOLY OVER THE REST OF THE F! Not only was it a fine victory... it was a destruciton... my thanks to Paul McCullagh for lying down and letting me bankrupt him so early in the game.. it took me 2 and a half hours to place hotels downb the west end of London and bankrupt the world... speaking of Monopoly... WHY IS IT BASED IN LONDON?! Why not have "Boropoly"?

I mean we got enough places and facilities so me and my good bud Dave Landreth (SHOUTOUT!) have decided to make "Boropoly" the pisture is just a rough design and it is as far as we have got so far... I assure you that there will be more features such as "Free Parmo" and "Go To Sunderland". I'll keep you updated! (Like you care). The band had a good couple of days in Scarborough where we are gigging on Wednesday (PLUGS GIG!) but I am trying to keep band related stuff out on this column call this a kind of sanctuary page from the madness that is THE F!

Now to minor events... well we fucked Saddam over didn't we? Great news... i was in support before and during but now I am cynical... what do we do about Korea... well should I care? They wont nuke the Boro seeing as the place is part of their national heritage (World Cup '66) DO YOUR RESEARCH! Oh and what about SARS? Well good news people my halls of residence has 3 people from China living there... and they have gone home for easter... one of them lives next door to me. GREAT :)! :| on the bright side... oh there isn't one!

I had loads to write about but I seem to have lost my ability to write... like The F lost their ability to beat their singer at monopoly... shit did i say that again? I guess I could mention some recommendations for songs to download.
Jimmy Buffet "Magaritaville"
Jason Downs "Cat's In The Cradle
Dandy Warhols "We Used To Be Friends"
The Cult "She Sells Sanctuary"
Shed Seven "On Standby"
Trust me theyre all ace... I guess you could say i have the ... MONOPOLY on good songs HAHAHAAH!
Sorry

Cheers,
STE