Wiggett - The manager who never got us a gig!

John (You know who you are) - We followed Mr.Spoon to Button Moon but alas he could not drum.

Mr.Saj - You didn't kick us outta college did ya?......Noooo, you failed!

Dodgy Dave, Nosey Noel and Russell Sprout - "Can you turn the music down please?".....No we f'n can't!

Granty - So when you coming to see us then? Ya bastard!

Little Thief and Burglar King - When travelling to an Oasis gig, feel free to pay £5 for a shit and a burger in a motorway service station. Rip-offs. YOU ROBBING BASTARDS

Phillip Noel Tucker and St.Davids RC School - According to Big Phil we had our "moment of fame" at that school when we ask if we could play at our presentation evening... oh but you came back begging for us to play the christmas concert 2 months later when you realised your school was DEVOOOOOIIIIID of musical talent... SHUT UP!
(P.S. The P.E. teacher looks like a turtle, Thomath ith Fash and Rhind is Bald).