"I got thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me." -Woody Allen
"Intelligence, like love, is easier to recognize than to define." -Robert A. Baron (RPI grad)
"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -Anti-smoking spokesperson Brooke Shields
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." -Walt Disney
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
"I'll moider da bum." -Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein
"Failure teaches success." -Fortune Cookie
If you have any funny or interesting quotes, feel free to email them to me.
