| To be a Gus, one must be
nasty, sensitive, xenophobic and utterly, utterly
paranoid. It could be beneficial, though, if you are also
blessed with a strong streak of arrogance; wit, charm,
charisma, panache and many many more honourable traits
nobody would normally attribute to a neurotic sadist. |
| You want to be a Gus? It is not
advised. To be a Gus takes years of
practice. However, some are born naturals, and it would
be a shame to neglect brilliance due to the
misrepresentation of the non Gus. To be a true Gus takes fortitude,
discipline and a horrid and cruel sense of humour. |
| To become a Gus, all you need do
is email GruffGus@aol.com, including a
short description of why you believe yourself to be a Gus, and a photo (optional).
This shall be added to the Gus Roll of Honour,
and you will henceforth be a GUS |
