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Online Professional Wrestling! Never heard of it? Well most haven't! It's a new Federation started up by the 16 Time World Champ, The Nature Boy Ric Flair! Ric Flair has started up the OPW and it has started rolling! Numerous star's have left The World Wrestling Federation and Vince McMahon for this federation but now the true test arises, how will OPW start?! This will partioally be determined this Monday night live on Ric Flair's show, Raw! The World Title will be taken down from 8 challengers to 4! Jericho, RVD, Taker, Austin, Rock, Triple H, Hogan and Goldberg! The 8 men who are battling! 4 of them will advance to Judgement Day! Which 4 wil lit be?! The Womens Title and European Title will also be on the line on this night along with a match newly added to the card which will put Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner against The Booker Man, Booker T for the Intercontinental Title! The Genetic Freak will step into the ring with the 5 Time Dubya See Dubya Champ! Who can become the first ever OPW Intercontinental Champion?! He can become the head man here in the IC Title division?! Everyone expects to see a great match here! This was a late match added but yet with Booker T sitting back waiting for a match and Scott Steiner signing Ric Flair made a re-match of wCw's last ever Main Event and booked these 2 supastar's agaisnt each other! Scott Steiner is now with the OPW and everyone expects him to show why he was the WWA World Heavyweight Champion!! The Purple Warrior will step into the ring and look for 1 move to win it and thats The Steiner Recliner!!
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((-The setting is Monday night. The fans are hyped for Raw! Raw is yet to come on the air, Sunday Night Heat is being filmed and 2 young star's are in the ring having a great match. The 2 younger guys, Jack Johnson and Sammy Bad Ass Daniels are trying to get OPW Deals. The fans cheer on Johnson as he nails a clothsline from the rope and then he makes a pin, 1.....2...but then siren's go off and then he gets off Daniels as the fans stand and look at the ramp. Then out walks SCOTT STEINER! The fans rise to their feet and cheer loudly as Scott Steiner walks down the aisle with Midajah! Scott walks slowly down the aisle and then he walks around the ring and then he comes over adn sit's down beside JR and The King and puts on a headset((-|'Jim Ross'~|~"Good Ole JR"|-))Scott Steiner what are you doing out here?!((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-))Don't ask me why I am out here you fat piece of shit! All that you need to worry about is about how cool you look with The Genetic Freak sitting beside you!((-|'Jerry Lawler'~|~"The King"|-))Yeah JR! Be cool! This is the coolest guy in wrestling right here beside me! I'm glad to have you here Scott!((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-))Thanks King I see that you can appreciate talent unlike that shithead over there with that dumb ass lookin cowboy hat!((-|'Jerry Lawler'~|~"The King"|-))Forget JR Big Poppa talk to me!((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-))Ok King whasupp playa?((-|'Jerry Lawler'~|~"The King"|-))Not much watchin this match between these 2 losers! Could they suck more?!((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-))This match sucks! Come on say it King! Ric Flair needs to get these basturd's to train and learn to wrestle because none of my freak's like to see shit like this damn it is a killer! What the hell was that?!((-|'Jim Ross'~|~"Good Ole JR"|-))That was a suplex...((-|'Jerry Lawler'~|~"The King"|-))JR! Don't speak to Scott!((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-))Yeah JR you fat ass! If I want any of your lip I'll scrape it off Flair's zipper you Cartman look-a-like! I see that was a suplex but it was done with poor skill and it personally makes me want to hurl! I hate watchin crap like this King it makes me miss seein guys like you wrestle! And guy's like me wrestle! That is why I am back!!!((-|'Jim Ross'~|~"Good Ole JR"|-))But why are you back now Scott?! Why now?!((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-))Hey what the hell did I just tell you? Didn't I say shut your mouth before I knock your false teeth down your throat old man!((-|'Jerry Lawler'~|~"The King"|-))Excuse him Scott he has female love problems yak now...((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-))Yeah can't get no female love is his problem! I am back now JR to show the world why Big Poppa Pump is the best! I am back to show everyone what wrestling is missin and that is someone like ME! Someone who tells what is on his mind to anyone and everyone! I am not scared of no man or woman in this damn place! I'll bitch slap them into next week don't think that I won't! I'll rough you up too JR if you don't shut the hell up! I don' care if you are old and ugly I'll break your damn back! So watch what you say before you say it when Scott Steiner is around because I'll slap you like I do my bitches!((-|'Jerry Lawler'~|~"The King"|-))Yeah JR! And thats a hard slap there! ((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-))Damn sure is King I'm glad you realize the talent of Scott Steiner!((-|'Jerry Lawler'~|~"The King"|-))I sure do! You Are SUPERMAN!((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-))I damn sure am! I have been for a long ass time now King and I am a wCw World Champ several times and have beaten every single damn wrestler in the world!((-|'Jim Ross'~|~"Good Ole JR"|-))Not Stone Cold Steve Austin!((-|'Jerry Lawler'~|~"The King"|-))JR!((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-))Hey bitch why don't you watch your f----n mouth!! Before I stick my mother f----n foot in that fat hole you cal la mouth and knock your teeth so far down your throat you have to stick a toothbrush up your ass to brush them!((-|'Jerry Lawler'~|~"The King"|-))Wow that sounds like it would hurt!((-|'Jim Ross'~|~"Good Ole JR"|-))I'm nto scared of you Steiner! Just because your bigger than someone doesn't mean you can pick on them!((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-))What in the hell are you gonna do about it JR?! You gonna hurt me?! In your dreams you fat out of shape shithead! Keep that shithole closed before I permanately close it!((-|'Jim Ross'~|~"Good Ole JR"|-))I will do what I want why don't you just go?! Take your jucin ass backstage and get ready because tonight Booker T is gonna kick your ass!((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-))Booker T can't kick shit JR and you know it! I'll whoop his ass from rope to rope and show him why There Ain't Nobody Finer Than SCOTT STEINER!((-|'Jim Ross'~|~"Good Ole JR"|-))I hope you are ready to back up what you say because Booker will not be quite so easy to punk out!((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-))Booker is a punk and he is already out! I've stomped his ass before and I will damn sure do it again but tonight Ross you get to place your 4 eyes inside that ring and watch me destroy The Booka Man and show him why Superman IS BETTER!((-|'Jerry Lawler'~|~"The King"|-))Yeah JR!((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-))I'm sick of this damn match it's time to get a winner! Thanks for the time King and JR so play with yourself old man!((-Scott then gets up and heads into the ring! He grabs Johnson and lift's him up and slams him down hard onto the mat with a press slam! He then grabs Daniels and pulls him up and lifts him up into the air and drops him down hard onto his knee with a back breaker!!! The fans boo as Steiner then kicks them all out of the ring and then he grabs the ref by the neck and tosses him over the top rope! Scott then demands a mic from Lillian Garcia and she gets him 1 and then he addresses everyone as the fans boo((-|'Scott Steiner'~|~"Big Poppa Pump"|-)) Shut the hell up bitches! |-Fans Boo-| All of you Oklahoma hillbillies need to shut up and let a god like me talk! ! |-Fans Boo-| I am here tonight in this damn hellhole for a city to face that sorry piece of trash Booker T for the Intercontinental Title! ! |-Fans Boo-| Shut your  damn mouths before I come out there and kick all your damn asses! ! |-Fans Boo-| Hey you right there, fat boy in the first row! ! |-Scott Then Points To A Guy In The First Row-| If you don't shut your mouth ill knock those last few teeth you have down your damn throat! And then I'll take your ugly ass woman you got there with you and I'll pimp her ass like a true pimp daddy should! I'll give her something that you can bitch! And thats a real man! But off of you ugly ass fan's and onto tonight! Booker T you think that you can run around with your dredlocks...are they dredlocks? I think they are SHITLOCKS! You run around here in The Big Poppa Pump Wrestling Association and you claim to be the big man? The Book? The True Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment? Hell you know if I wasn't going to have to whoop your ass I'd probably like you Booker but sicne we are going against each other your ass must get kicked and your ass must get kicked HARD! You think that you are great because you are a 5 time Dubya See Dubya World Champion? Hell who wasn't?! That damn gay ass actor held the belt and so did Russo, TWICE! So keep on thinkin that Booker you stupid son of a BITCH! I'm gonna beat some sense into that big ass head you got and then, maybe then you will realize why in all truth you SUCK! Hell Booka T you suck more than some cheap three dollar whore! And on the subject of cheap three dollar whores hey Trish but back to you Booker! You will have no where to run tonight! Last time we faced each other your ass ran from WcW and inVaded the WWF! Come on people is that not pussy or what?! You want to run your mouth about bein this and that but actually I am ALL THAT! Ask your woman Book she has seen The BIG Poppa Pump Ride and for her it damn sure was a THRILL! You talk about SPINNARONI?! Ask your woman about my spinnaroni! She said it made her spin all night long!((-Scott then pauses and laughs as a few fans laugh but most of everyone boo's him. He then looks around and then he continues on with his speech-))((-|'Jim Ross'~|~"Good Ole JR"|-))This guy is an asshole King! Someone needs to shut him up! |
