I… don't have blackout spells
And I… don't have vomit smells
I… don't have episodes
Since I don't have booze

I… don't get easy whores
And I… don't go to happy hours
I… don't embarrass you
Since I don't have booze

I don't have drunkenness
What a mess
And I lost all of my friends
I went to the liquor store
And found out I was poor,
And I've been sober since then

Now, I… don't have alcohol
And I… don't get into brawls
I remember everything
Since I don't have booze, booze, booze
Booze, booze, booze

© 2006 Squirrelbait
Written by Mikey Squirrel

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