If you see a little sign by the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the next.....rest stop! Shit chute yeah
It's headin' out the Hershey highway, lookin' for a toilet getaway
Lookin' for a toilet getaway, toilet getaway

I got me a turd now, it's as big as a whale
And it's headin' on down thru my shit chute
I got me an anus, the gas is like vapor
So hurry up and bring your toilet paper

My shit chute is a smelly old place where I can shoot some poopies
Shit chute baby, shit chute bay-bee
Turds baby, that's what I have, ooo turds baby, that's what I have

My ass says...(pfffft)...stay away please, 'cause you'll wheeze
At my shit chute !
Well it's all the way back at the bottom of my back
Just a hairy old crack and a saggy 'ol sack

Shit stains on the mattress
Shit stains on the highway
Shit stains on the front porch
Shit stains in my boxers

My shit chute is a smelly old place where I can shoot some poopies
Shit chute baby! Shit chute, that's where I poop!

Pushin' and a gruntin', squeezin' and a shovin'
Wearin' down my ass to nothin' cause it's hot in my oven
My whole ass shimmies!
My whole ass shimmies when my bowels keep movin' around and around and around

Everybody's pissin', everybody's shittin' baby!
Folks runnin' out of the washroom just to get air
Everybody's pissin', everybody's shittin' baby!
Stinky little crack!, Stinky little crack!

Look at my turds, they're a really big load and it's about to explode!
I got me an anus, the gas is like vapor,
So hurry up and bring your toilet paper!

My shit chute is a smelly old place where I can shoot some poopies
Shit chute baby! Shit chute, that's where I poop!

Push push push out my ass baby! Squeeze a little harder baby!
Push push push out my ass baby! I can do it!!
Push push! Out my ass baby! Push push! Out my ass baby!
Push push! Out my ass baby! Push push!
It's what?.....Big crap, crusted!!

Shit chute, baby shit chute! Turds baby, that's what I got
Pushin' and a gruntin', squeezin' and a shovin' thru my shit chute!!!

© 2006 Squirrelbait
Written by Mikey Squirrel

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