SHE'S
A GUY
She's So
High (Tal Bachman)
She's
so muscular, got hair all over her
She has to shave most every day
I find it hard to believe, that she would have a wiener
I know that it sounds weird, but man, you should have seen her
Chorus:
'Cause she's a guy, a guy with boobies, she's got some balls
She's a guy, like Michael Jackson, Dame Edna, Divine or Rupaul
She's a guy, a guy with boobies
She's
got testosterone, her voice has a deep tone
She wears the wigs and false eyelashes
Why would a guy like him, would want to be a chick
She's voluptuous and thin, too bad she's got a dick
(Chorus)
She
tries to cover up, but she pees standing up
Why does she have an Adam's apple?
'Cause now I can understand, why that girl did go hurt me
She can fool any man, yes, even Eddie Murphy
Oh no, nooo, noooooo!
(Chorus)
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2006 Squirrelbait
Written by Mikey Squirrel
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