SHE'S A GUY
She's So High (Tal Bachman)

She's so muscular, got hair all over her
She has to shave most every day
I find it hard to believe, that she would have a wiener
I know that it sounds weird, but man, you should have seen her

Chorus:
'Cause she's a guy, a guy with boobies, she's got some balls
She's a guy, like Michael Jackson, Dame Edna, Divine or Rupaul
She's a guy, a guy with boobies

She's got testosterone, her voice has a deep tone
She wears the wigs and false eyelashes
Why would a guy like him, would want to be a chick
She's voluptuous and thin, too bad she's got a dick

(Chorus)

She tries to cover up, but she pees standing up
Why does she have an Adam's apple?
'Cause now I can understand, why that girl did go hurt me
She can fool any man, yes, even Eddie Murphy
Oh no, nooo, noooooo!

(Chorus)


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Written by Mikey Squirrel

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