Sitting by my 'puter screen, I'll be sitting here until I scream
Watching the bids come in, for a bunch of stuff not worth owning

Yeah, I'm selling my pet rock on e-Bay, watching these dolts spend away
Selling my pet rock on e-Bay, making cash

I left my job last weekend, bought a lot of crap that really stunk
I put them up for auction, just to see what morons buy this junk… so

I'm just gonna sell my pet rock on e-Bay, seeing who's dumb enough to pay
Selling my pet rock on e-Bay, laughing hard

Looks like people will never change, nostalgic crap that's really lame
I don't judge what these people want to cling to
So I guess I'll just profit from their pain

Sitting here selling my mitt, and my Star Trek mugs and some Elvis shit
Two hundred thousand hits I will get, just to sell this stupid rock as a pet

Yeah, I'm selling my pet rock on e-Bay, watching these dolts spend away
Selling my pet rock on e-Bay, getting rich

© 2006 Squirrelbait
Written by Mikey Squirrel

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