MAKIN' LOVE (IN THE MEN'S BATHROOM STALL)
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All (Air Supply)

I know this must be awkward, and I know we might get caught
I know you like it really kinky, so I know the perfect spot

I know it might be dirty, and I know it just might stink
I know just where to buy some condoms, there’s a machine that’s near the sink

And I know just where to place you, right above the toilet seat
I know when to pull your legs up , so then no one can see your feet

And I know someone is waiting, and I’m sure that he’s gotta go
But you see he’s gonna have to wait just a little while longer
Cause pretty soon you know I’m gonna blow

And I know there’s toilet paper, and I see a plunger too
I see the graffiti with all these ladies’ phone numbers
After all that’s how I really met you

And if you’re ever feeling kinky, why don’t you give me a call
‘Cause I know that we can do it, making love in the men’s bathroom stall

Chorus:
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall

Every time I use the bathroom I keep thinking of how
The way the porcelain kept hitting your butt
And every flush that I hear I’m thinking about your rear on the handle

The fear of getting caught is making you so hot
And it's perfect for a pervert like you
I can take the grunting and the groaning we do
And make it sound like I’m taking a really long poo

I've gotta finish this 'cause when we are done
I ‘m gonna tell all my friends about you

We can make some people wonder what the hell is going on
And we can make some poor fellas become so very jealous,
As they’re listening from the next john

We can’t make this last forever ‘cause I think this Wal-mart closes at ten
But I can meet you tomorrow if you really want to
So we can do this all over again

‘Cause it’ll never be the same without you, with your back against that tile wall
And I'll never find a woman this kinky, making love in the men’s bathroom stall

(Chorus - repeat and fade)

© 2007 Squirrelbait
Written by Mikey Squirrel

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