I get on, but I can never get it out
You gotta push, you gotta get that stinker out
And I know....baby, all about the pain
You gotta push push push, push it out
Until you shit out your brain

Can't you see me sittin' there, I got my ass upon the toilet seat
It smells worse that your feet, this isn't gonna be sweet

CHORUS:
Aw, might as well dump (dump!)....go ahead dump
Force it and dump (dump!)....let's go and dump

Uh-oh, P-U, Who farted? Baby, it wasn't me
I tried to push, fart, squeeze, pinch a loaf, but only got pee

Can't you see me standing there looking down into an empty can
I got T.P. in my hand, I need a bowl full of bran

(Chorus)....repeat 'til flush

© 2006 Squirrelbait
Written by Mikey Squirrel

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