Yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw, yee-haw

I got my guitar
I got a big hat
I’m feeling down home
As I should be
Yup

Chorus:
(Yee-haw) When I feel like a cowboy
(Yee-haw) And my music does annoy
(Yee-haw) Well, I croon and I sing
All this time I wear those boots and spurs
Why, I don’t know
Whoa, horsy, whoa!

I lost my tractor
And my trailer
My wife, she left me
I feel so sweaty

(chorus)

Yee-haw
Yippee
Yahoo
Oh crap