Oh, I would try everyday
But my rash won't go away
The talcum powder's gone, what can I say?
But it hurts and it burns
Seems like I will never learn
This chafing on my thighs is so gay

Chorus:
Help me, I'm in pain
God, this is so lame
I need cold cream reliever
Before I go insane

My nuts felt so free
Though it was hot and sticky
Now I know how sorry I can be
Oh, now the crotch rot starts down there
Wish I wore some underwear
Now how much lotion do I really need?

(chorus x2)

[Instrumental interlude]

(chorus)

[Repeat and fade]

© 2006 Squirrelbait
Written by Mikey Squirrel

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