Well, all these humans 'round here
Really think they are a tease
But they got no tails and the logic fails
Why they can't climb up trees
Those mid-west brain dead nymphos
They all act like they're from mars
And the northern girls can't compare to squirrels
I think they're cute when they're dodging cars

CHORUS:
I wish they all could be California,
I wish they all could be California,
I wish they all could be California squirrels

The west coast has those phonies
They have plastic boobs and butts
I dig those sexy squirrels with their furry curls,
And the way they grab your nuts
Some people think I'm crazy
But I think it's kinda neat
'Cuz the only one that I truly love
Has those whiskers and two furry feet

(Chorus)

© 2006 Squirrelbait
Written by Mikey Squirrel

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