BRAN
GIVES ME RUNS
Band On
The Run (Paul McCartney)
Stuck
inside the bathroom, I've been here forever
Feeling constipated, blocked again
With poo, lots of, poo, stinky, poo
If I ever get it out of me, thought of flushing it down the can
Then I'll wipe myself thoroughly, all I need is a whole lot of bran
If it ever comes out of me (I hope it comes out of me)
Well, my ass exploded with some diarrhea, now my bowels loosened up
I hope this bran was a good idea, 'cause now it just won't stop
Chorus:
Bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
And the constant poop, comes out like soup, revolting everyone
Because, bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
Well,
the bathroom cleaner had to hold his breath, smelling all the fumes
inside
And I shouted to him as he crawled away, 'You can run but you can't
hide!'
(Chorus)
You
know that bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
Bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
Well, I was exhausted as it started to taper, I guess those muffins
took their toll
And then I couldn't find more toilet paper, guess I used up the whole
roll
Bran
gives me runs, bran gives me runs
And the toilet bowl, is getting full, and I'm not even done
That's why bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
Bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
©
2006 Squirrelbait
Written by Mikey Squirrel
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