THE STONERS' TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

(The Twelve Days Of Christmas)

On the 12th day of Christmas, My dealer gave to me
12 Ferns -a- blowing
11 Lines of cocaine
10 Acid flashbacks
9 Bricks of gold seal
8 Grams of mushrooms
7 Pipes -a- burning
6 Papers spreading
5 Bottle tokes
4 Pounds of smack
3 Roach clips
2 Smokin' bongs
... and a great big fat doobie !

© 2006 Squirrelbait
Written by Mikey Squirrel

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