Silent farts, stinky farts
Rip your pants, right apart
Shouldn't have eaten that chili and beans
I can see the skid marks in your jeans
Gag from the disgusting smell-ll-ll
Shouldn't have ate that Taco Bell.

Silent farts, deadly farts
Richter scales off the charts
Fingers are pointing, blaming the dog
Check your boxers, and look for a log
Don't do anymore S.B.D.'s
I think you crapped your B.V.D.'s

© 2006 Squirrelbait
Written by Mikey Squirrel

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