JAR JAR THE BIG EARED GUNGAN
(Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer)

Jar Jar the big-eared Gungan,
Was a very clumsy dude.
And if you ever saw him,
He would probably "How wude!"


All of the other gungans
Used to scoff and pu-nish him
They never liked poor Jar Jar
So they went and banished him.


Then one foggy Boonta eve
Boss Nass came to say:
"Jar Jar, yousa bring together Ootah Gunga and Naboo
Mesa thinks you should be a general, too."


Then all the Gungans loved him
But everyone does not agree,
Jar Jar, you're too annoying
For the Star Wars galaxy!

© 2006 Squirrelbait
Written by Mikey Squirrel

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