Monkey, Computer Science P.hd
''I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. ''
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)
Saturday, February 01, 2003
hey,,,,well...This monkey is bushed. I just that's how you would spell and pharse it. Ummm...I don't really have anything special to say beside the fact that I got 90 on the english regents and yes, they have an english regents for monkeys. The real reason this is up here is because I am bored and this is my last resort.
corrections from the last post;
computer/ = computer
themometer = thremometer...I think....well...monkeys aren't suppose to be able to spell damn it
Monkey loves computer...monkey hug computer....monkey is some stupid freak.
Yea, if you have noticed I have no idea what to do with this site. I might turn it into a Video Game review site, keyword is might.
.: posted by Anurag 2:54 PM
Monday, January 20, 2003
Man...It's been a tough day. This morning I woke to find a couple of scientists shoving a themometer up my butt. Why? Just why do they have to do this to me? All I did was throw a moniter off the fifth floor window. How was I to know that it was still attached to the computer/ Huh..come on any stupid little hairy monkey could have made that mistake. It's not my fault.
After the horific ass rape, they locked my up in some cage like an animal. That wasn't the bad part though...The bad part was the T.V. facing my cage, which was on the lifetime channel. So I had to sit there and watch the lifetime channel for FOUR HOURS! Now that is just inhumane, four god damn freaking hours. I would rather be ass raped by that thremometer for four hours.
After this horrible torture, I was allowed a trial...A very bias trial. My plea was: Come on it was a damn PC, worst of all it was running Mircosoft Windows for crying out loud. I was just putting it out of its misery. The "judge" sentenced me to four more hours of the lifetime network. Within those four hours, I tried to take my life fifty times, but I failed and so here I am. Monkey, Computer Science P.hd
.: posted by Anurag 5:34 PM
Sunday, January 19, 2003
I have to take up some space to make sure that the webpage template has been updated, so...Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, and last but not least...Blah.
.: posted by Anurag 10:29 PM
Sunday, January 05, 2003
Okay...Okay so maybe this page isn't about hundred monkeys writing on hundred typewriters, but it’s just as interesting [or at least I hope]. Anyway this is my blog site, it’s a parallel for my other site, M.O.R.-Monkeys On Rampage. Yes, I have an obsessive-compulsive disorder over monkeys; it's my personal idiosyncrasy. Today was a great day; my best friend (Blaine) and I plundered the house of Yu Zhang, another friend. After we finished plundering his computer, we beat the living snot out of Zhang and left. If this sounds a little violent, don't be worried, his snot wasn't actually alive to start out with. Zhang and his house are perfectly fine, all we really did was use his resources and leave him in "some" pain.
.: posted by Anurag 12:21 AM
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