The New Shit
This was me right after chugging a bottle of beer in something like two seconds. Thanks to Matt and his idea of using a straw in the bottle to suck the air out and make the beer go down like a hooker on cheap Tuesday.
This was a shot of absinth alcohol. Yes, we still use the extra large style shot glasses, that hold the equivalent of six normal shot glasses. Absinth is 70% alcohol and banned in the U.S., so naturally it's some good shit.
My old roommate Jesse pissed me off after he ran away to Saskatchewan, and although I don't like the guy, I was able to find this shot of his old room. He asked me to take this picture, so I added in a fun little map, that explains vaguely why I was a bit mad at him.
Back in my blond hair days, from August-November 2003. Some good times, I was chugging here as well. This was halloween, maybe two hours before I intentionally got shot by roman candles from point blank range. Wow, every picture so far I've been drunk or in the process of it.
This shot is taken from the Beer Challenge video, and it's the closest thing to a sober shot of me on this site so far. Don't get me wrong, I was already pretty hammered on this round two. Hooray for alcohol.
A classic picture from where I work, this is... well, me having my way with a stuffed cow in the back room. If you ever wonder what my job involves, this is a pretty good summary.
More drunken lewd behavior. This beer with the straw was the first of a lot this particular night. Several more, then more at Blueridge, then still more afterwards. Matt was, of course, even more drunk than me, as he tends to get.