ARIES:
You're going to die.

TAURUS:
You're going to die.

GEMINI:
You're going to die.

CANCER:
You're going to die.

LEO:
You're going to die.

VIRGO:
You're going to die.

LIBRA:
You're going to die.

SCORPIO:
You're going to die.

SAGITTARIUS:
You're going to die.

CAPRICORN:
You're going to die.

AQUARIUS:
You're going to die.

PISCES:
You are a bitch and/or bastard, and you are going to die painfully.