How to scare
someone
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Smile *ALL* the time
Scream non-stop
Laugh for 3 second than be silent for 3 second, laugh again for 3 second than be silent for 3 second and continued to do this
Whenever you sleep over, bring a knife and sharpen it while looking at him/her whispering "soon...soon..."
Get a mask that looks like Patrick!
Buy a hamster and invite your friend over every single day. Put ice cream in the blender and blend it when she/he just step in the door. Oh and make sure that whenever he/she comes in the first thing he/she see is the cute hamster. Continue to do this for a week. And one day he/she comes over, hide the hamster (or give it to me!) and put lots and lots of ketchup in the blender with the ice cream and blend it just when he/she step in. Now the first thing he/she see is the empty hamster cage. Than he/she will see the NASTY red things in the blender. She/he will look at you with a green face and BIG eyes, you just shrug and say "I was curious"
Whenever you and your friend go to the mall. TRY to dance on your tip toes and spin around, don't forget to bump into people without saying "sorry" and if your friend tries to stop you, push her into the fountain!
Paint 5 banana's blue and go around trying to sale it
while saying: "I like big nose" to anyone that stares.
Act like Kimberly
Honk and wave at strangers
Sit in your
front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing
cars to see if they slow down
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets
Ask people what gender they are
Leave the
copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce
200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper and copy pictures
of you picking your nose...
Sing along at the opera...
Things to do at Kmart
Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me !! pick me!!"
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, were out of toilet paper in here!"
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