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..::{What a blowout Extreme Wrestling Alliance Raw Is War we had last week. We saw outstadning matches and they were the best yet. For the first ever Extreme Wrestling Alliance Raw Is War, I say that it will definetly go down in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance history books. "The Man Beast" Rhyno continues to terriorize the Extreme Wrestling Alliance Superstars. Just last week on the first ever Extreme Wrestling Alliance Heat, "The Man" Beast" Rhyno became the Extreme Wrestling Alliance Hardcore Champion. This week, "The Man Beast" Rhyno would have to compete in a Triple Threat Match up that was a Non-Title Match. He competited against two of the biggest Extreme Wrestling Alliance Superstars. "The Big Red Machine" Kane and his big brother, "The Deadman" The Undertaker. What a match this was set out to be. These three men put it on all the line, but when it came down to who was truley the best, "The Man Beast" Rhyno scored with the Gore on "The Deadman" The Undertaker and won the match after the three count was coutned by the Referee. Who knew that "The Man Beast" Rhyno could do something like this. Overcame all the odds and came out the winner. The next match ended really early. It was another Extreme Wrestling Alliance World Championship Tourney Match pending "The Awesome Dude" Edge against "The King Of Diamonds". Edge won the match with a Spear. Now he advances to the Quarter Finals. We could be talking about the next Extreme Wrestling Alliance World Champion, but I seriously doubt that. The next match was yet another Extreme Wrestling Alliance World Championship Tourney Match. The Extreme Wrestling Alliance Superstars were "The Olimpic Hero" Kurt Angle versus "God's Gift" Test. These men thought they had it, but Test didn't seeing as how he tapped out to the Ankle Lock. Now Kurt Angle advances to the Quarter Finals along with Edge. The next match was another match for the Extreme Wrestling Alliance World Championship Tourney. "The Texas Rattlesnake" Stone Cold Steve Austin versus "Larger Than Life" Chris Jericho. Both of these men put on one hell of a match, but "The Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle interfered and costed Stone Cold Steve Austin the match. Now Kurt Angle will have to wait and see what Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to do to him. Chris Jericho, on the other hand, advances to the Quarter Finals along with Kurt Angle and Edge. The next match was truley the match of the night. Bigger than the Main Event. It was a Four Corners Match for the Extreme Wrestling Alliance Intercontinental Championship. Bret "The Hitman" Hart, who was the champion, had to defend his championship against "The Game" Triple H, "The Chosen One" Jeff Jarrett, and last but not least, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner. Everyone was counting on Bret Hart or Jeff Jarrett to walk out the champion, but they forgot about "The Game" Triple H, who delivered the Pedigree to Scott Steiner twice in the match, walked out the new and improved Extreme Wrestling Alliance Intercontinental Champion. Right after that match, it was a match that number one contendership to Extreme Wrestling Alliance Hardcore Championship and the Extreme Wrestling Alliance Women's Championship was on the line. "The Big Nasty Bastard" Big Show and "The Billion Dollar Princess" Stephanie McMahon Helmsley teamed up to face "The Swanton Masta" Jeff Hardy and "The Blonde Vixen" Torrie Wilson. The winners were none other than "The Big Nasty Bastard" Big Show and "The Dominate Female" Stephamie McMahon Helmsley, but Stephanie McMahon Helmsley made a mistake and low blowed Big Show instead of Jeff Hardy and Big Show snapped on her, but they will work it out seeing as how Triple H and Big Show are tag team partners. The Main Event for the Extreme Wrestling Alliance Raw Is War was "The People's Champion" The Rock going head to head against "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash for the last spot in the Quarter Finals for the Extreme Wrestling Alliance World Championship. The winner came out to be "Big Sexy Kevin Nash after a hard fought battle given by both of the men.}::..

..::{On this weeks edition of Extreme Wrestling Alliance Raw Is War. A number of matches have been assigned including the main event. The main event is to see who wants what spot. "The Chosen One" Jeff Jarrett against "The People's Champion" The Rock and these men are ready to go. Whoever wins gets the number thirty spot in the Royal Rumble and the loser gets the number one spot in the Royal Rumble which is the most dreaded spot in the Royal Rumble anyone would want. But these men could care less what spot they get. They can choose the spot they want, but they didn't. They chose to settle it out in a match on Extreme Wrestling Alliance Raw Is War. Also on this weeks Raw Is War, we will have a number of matches containing the title eWa Intercontinental Championship in them. Winner gets an Intercontinental Championship shot at the Royal Rumble. "The Book" Booker T versus "The Scorpion" Sting. Also another one of those matches are assigned, but in this match it's a Triple Threat Match with the same rules. "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner will face "God Of Gods" Christian and last but not least, "Da Bad Guy" Scott Hall. All of these men want a shot at "The Game" Triple H and his Extreme Wrestling Alliance Intercontinental Championship, but who will be the one with the shot in the their records. It could be any of these men, but "The Game" Triple H is ready for them any time they get ready to bring it to him. "The Genetic Jackhammer" Vince McMahon has made a speech cracking down on all of the slackers in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance. Rumors are saying that he has been looking for "The Game" Triple H, but what for? Has "The Game" Triple H been a slacker or is "The Genectic Jackhammer" Vince McMahon looking for "The Game" Triple H for a whole different reason than the slacker issue. Soon we will find out anyways seeing as how "The Game" Triple H and his wife "The Billion Dollar Princess" Stephanie McMahon Helmsley are on their way to an interview at eWa New York. A few moments later, they finally arrive at the eWa New York spot. The driver steps out of the vehicle and then comes around to the side and opens the door. "The Game" Triple H steps out as he then reaches in and grabs the head of his wife, "The Billion Dollar Princess" Stephanie McMahon Helmsley. A few moments later, they walk into the eWa New York building as they were escorted to a room reserved for them by Extreme Wrestling Alliance employees. One of the eWa New York employees knocks on the door as "The Game" Triple H yells for them to come in as the person does. She walks in and shakes the hand of both "The Game" Triple H and "The Billion Dollar Princess" Stephanie McMahon Helmsley as a conversation begins between the three.}::..

-::{'The Cerebral Assassin' Triple H}::- Hey, what can we do for you today?

-::{'eWa New York Employee' Lisa}::- Hey, my name is Lisa. Well Triple H, I just came to tell you and your wife, Mrs. Helmsley, that your interview will be in five minutes.

-::{'The Cerebral Assassin' Triple H}::- Thanks for notifying us of that. We will be ready when everyone else is ready. We just have to go over a couple of things if you fon't mind.

-::{'eWa New York Employee' Lisa}::- Well, that's cool Triple H. And Mrs. Helmsley, sorry about your lost last week. That wasn't the right outcome.

-::{'Mrs. Game' Stephanie McMahon Helmsley}::- Thanks for reminding, Lisa? Is that it? Now get out of here before I make a loser out of you.

-::{'eWa New York Employee' Lisa}::- I'm sorry, Mrs. Helmsley.

-::{'Mrs. Game' Stephanie McMahon Helmsley}::- You know what, Lisa? Sorry doesn't cut it. Now get out!

..::{The eWa New York Employee, Lisa, leaves the room where "The Game" Triple H and his wife "The Billion Dollar Princess" Stephanie McMahon Helmsley where staying. As couple minutes later, Stephanie McMahon Helmsley turns to "The Game" Triple H and speaks.}::..

-::{'Mrs. Game' Stephanie McMahon Helmsley}::- God Hunter, I can't believe she would bring up a subject like that in front of my face. She just humilated me.

-::{'The Cerebral Assassin' Triple H}::- Well, at least she said she was sorry Steph. Better than anyone else would say in her position at the time.

-::{'Mrs. Game' Stephanie McMahon Helmsley}::- So what, are you taking her side or something, Hunter? Is that what you are doing?

-::{'The Cerebral Assassin' Triple H}::- Listen here Steph. You know that I could never choose her side. Your my wife. I would choose you over her any day. Now let's get this interview over with.

-::{'Mrs. Game' Stephanie McMahon Helmsley}::- Okay Hunter. Let's do this.

..::{"The Billion Dollar Princess" Stephanie McMahon Helmsley exits the locker room as "The Game" Triple H exits behind her. A few moments later, you could hear Micheal Cole announcing them. "The Game" by Motorhead hits the speakers of eWa New York as the lights went dim and then came back on when "The Game" Triple H and "The Billion Dollar Princess" Stephanie McMahon Helmsley showed up on stage. "The Billion Dollar Princess" Stephanie McMahon Helmsley walked in behind "The Game" Triple H. He then stood at the front of the stage and threw his hands high in the air posing with his eWa Intercontinental Championship. After that, he walked over to Micheal Cole and shook hands with him as he sat down next to his wife "The Billion Dollar Princess" Stephanie McMahon Helmsley when his theme music begin to faded off. He set his eWa Intercontinental Championship on the arm rest of the leather sofa as they were handed a microphone. Finally, the interview begins.}::..

-::{'The Interviewer' Micheal Cole}::- Hey Triple H, Stephanie. First of all, I would like to thank you both for showing up at eWa New York and letting the eWa staff conduct this interview.

-::{'The Cerebral Assassin' Triple H}::- No problem Micheal Cole. It was our, but we would like to get this show on the road if you don't mind.

-::{'The Interviewer' Micheal Cole}::- Sure thing, Triple H. My first question goes out to Stephanie McMahon Helmsley. As of late, you have been in matches and you can't win. What are your comments on that?

-::{'Mrs. Game' Stephanie McMahon Helmsley}::- Are you trying to rub it in Micheal Cole? Do you think it is amusing for me to lose? What's amusing is that you people walk around and say you are cheering on women like Lita and Trish Stratus. What do you see in them that you don't see in me? Let's see, we have Lita. Master of extreme or whatever she wants to present her self as. And then we have Trish Stratus. A women that has had a future in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance. She has even had a past with my father, Vince McMahon, a while back in the World Wrestling Federation. You see Micheal Cole, you people are all looking over the fact that I have more power than any of these women have ever dreamed of. I am the daughter of one Vince McMahon. The owner and created of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance. How many ladies can say they live the life I do. Soon, I will be holding that Extreme Wrestling Alliance Women's Championship someday. It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, but you bet that Stephanie McMahon Helmsley will be the top female, no wait, the dominate female in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance real soon Micheal Cole.

-::{'The Interviewer' Micheal Cole}::- Nice to hear from you, Mrs. Helmsley. Thanks for clearing that up for us. Now Triple H, last week, you went against Stone Cold Steve Austin with your eWa Intercontinental Championship on the line. You were then attacked by Mr. Perfect. On eWa Raw Is War, you defend your eWa Intercontinental Championship against Mr. Perfect, how do you feel about this match?

-::{'The Cerebral Assassin' Triple H}::- How do I feel about this match? That's the only possible question you can come up with at this time Micheal Cole? Listen here. Last week on eWa Raw Is War, I was suppose to defend my eWa Intercontinental Championship against Stone Cold Steve Austin. It started off as a great match, but then here comes Kurt Angle, who just ruins the match by disqualifying me. Then later on that night, the New World Order wants to try and run down the Extreme Wrestling Alliance, but have they forgotten just who they are dealing with? They are up against The Rock, The Big Show, and let's the not forget about The Game. They must be out of their minds to come into the Extreme Wrestling Alliance and just try and take over like that. No way will we let something like that happen. The New World Order may be poison or bad for the health of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance, but don't forget who is going to protect the Extreme Wrestling Alliance from people like the New World Order. Now this eWa Raw Is War, I got to defend my eWa Intercontinental Championship against Mr. Perfect, the same guy that tried to take me out last week. Well at eWa Raw Is War, his ass has another thing coming because I am not taking any of his bullshit. Remember Mr. Perfect..

-::{'The Interviewer' Micheal Cole}::- Thanks for answering that question Triple H. Now just a quick question, Stephanie. How has your relationship with Triple H been going as of late?

-::{'Mrs. Game' Stephanie McMahon Helmsley}::- You know what Micheal Cole? I don't think that information is any of your buisness, but just because the Extreme Wrestling Alliance has to about mine and Hunter's relationship, I'll tell. These past couple of months have been going great for us. Me and Hunter have been getting along just fine and nothing will ever change that because we love each other so much.

-::{'The Interviewer' Micheal Cole}::- Anymore comments for Mr. Perfect, Triple H?

-::{'The Cerebral Assassin' Triple H}::- Well Mr. Perfect, you know I am The Game and I am that damn good and all of that, but once you step foot in that ring with me, it's all about the game and it will be..

..::{With that said, "The Game" Triple H tosses the microphone back to Micheal Cole and then gets up from his seat. He grabs his eWa Intercontinental Championship, walks to the center of the stage and throws his arms high in the air with the eWa Intercontinental Championship in one hand and poses for a minute as the fans go wild for "The Game". A few moments later, the scene fades to a eWa Royal Rumble commercial.}::..

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As You May Have Already Noticed, I Won The Four Corners Match To Capture The eWa Intercontinental Championship. The Fun And Excitement Doesn't Stop There. This Week I Have To Defend My Championship Against Mr. Perfect. This Asskisser Is Going To Get His Ass Handed To Him By 'The Game'. Good Luck Mr. Perfect And See You All Later. Holla Back At Me!
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