* "It's The X-Files After All" *
 

Whether EBEs or a UFO,
Manitou shapeshifters
or bugs that glow,
Hybridized embryo,
alien stiletto,
it’s the X-Files after all!
 

CHORUS:
It’s the X-Files after all,
it’s the X-Files after all,
it’s the X-Files after all,
it’s the X-Files after all.
 

From performing tests
on the abductees,
to bounty hunters
chasing worker bees
Pissed Haitian refugees
and the conspiracies,
it’s the X-Files after all!

*REPEAT CHORUS

A web of lies to perpetuate
to the mutant dwellers who hibernate
Eve clones reduplicate,
hit men exterminate,
it’s the X-Files after all!

*REPEAT CHORUS

Mad postal worker,
secret Air Force Base,
and the Black Cancer,
now quite commonplace
Corn crops planted in rows,
and the great Mutatoes,
it’s the X-Files after all!