Date Written: October 29, 1999

Songwriter's Notes: "On a serious note, when I first and a few times after, heard this song, it was really heartbreaking and actually made me cry, not a tear, but a real cry. The original lyrics to the song is very touching and if it's from a real eXperience, I deeply sympathize. Pearl Jam is a great job of writing the eXperience, because I'm speech-less just thinking about the original lyrics of this song. But I guess it is songs like these, that helps us to move on and remind us the true purpose of music. Anyways, this parody is on a much lighter note and is about Samantha's abduction and the after-effects of it on Mulder."
 

* "She's Gone" *

CHORUS:
Where, oh where, can my sister be?,
The light took her away from me
They took her somewhere, somewhere awaaay from me
So I won't stop and am determiiined to get heeer,baaack in my arms
 

We were plaaaying a game,
that was called Statego
While we were watching a t.v. show
She wanted to watch, a movie that night
But I wanted to watch, the Ma-gi-cian
Then suddenly, the lights went out
I'll never forget her voice that night
She screamed my name, over and over
Called me for help, but I stayed shocked
 

*REPEAT CHORUS*
 

When I realized, what had just happened
I couldn't believe, what was wrong with me?
Why didn't I pull the gun's trig-ger
How did I let my sister, go that night
I tried regression. Memory is all I have,
Guilty's all I feel. When I find her
I'd hold her close, never want-ing to let go
I'd feel the emptyness, within me close
But now, she's gone, and I feel so incomplete
I lost my sis, my liiife, that night

*REPEAT CHORUS*

Oooh, Ooooh,
Oooooh, Ooooh,
Oh, Ooooh, Oh, Ooooh, Oh, Ooooh, Oh, Oh